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Frank Gannucci · 05-05-2007, 12:46 PM

"Young At Heart":

Alice: "How can you be so icky?"

Ralph: "Icky?"

Alice: "You are a termite Ralph. Strickly out of the wood."

"Young At Heart":

Ralph: "What does 'icky' mean?"

Ed: "I don't know. Why?"

Ralph: "Alice just said that I was icky."

Ed: "Must mean fat."

"Game Called On Account of Marriage":

Ralph: "My mistake was not going to a wedding the day I got married."

Alice: "What did you say? What did you say?"

Ralph: "I don't chew my cabbage twice."

"My Fair Landlord":

Ralph: "Do you know what it like Alice to own a home? You can walk outside, pick up some dirt and say: 'This is all mine.'"

Alice: "I can go out in the hallway right now and do the same thing."

"$99,000 Answer":

Alice: "Ed, I realize that I can't talk to Ralph because he's stubborn and unreasonable. But, I have always had respect for your willing to play fair and so I appeal to you. It is getting late. People will like to get some sleep. I think you should stop playing the piano and I'm sure that you will agree with me Ed because you have always been fair and considerate. You are a reasonable man."

Ralph: "Don't let her fool you. You are just as unreasonable as I am."

"Follow The Boys":

Ralph: "What was she (Trixie) holding behind her back?"

Alice: "Ralph, really it was nothing."

Ralph: "Alice, you don't hold nothing behind your back. You show it out in front so everybody can see it. Now, what was she holding behind her back."

Alice: "All right. She was hiding your birthday present."

Ralph: "Why did you tell me for? You know I like surprises."

"Follow The Boys":

(Trixie comes down in a Japanese geisha girl costume.)

Trixie: "Come here lover boy (Ed.)"

Ed: "Save me Ralph. I'm a sex symbol."

"Follow The Boys":

Ralph: "Even the Constitution says that a man is entitled to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."

Ed: "But the marriage license is an amendment to the Constitution."

"Man In The Blue Suit":

(Ralph and Ed have just finished playing poker with ther friends.)

Ralph: "Did you ever see a sore loser like that?"

Ed: "Yes, I did. Two weeks ago when you lost."

05-05-2007, 12:46 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,041	Saturday's Quotes: "Young At Heart": Alice: "How can you be so icky?" Ralph: "Icky?" Alice: "You are a termite Ralph. Strickly out of the wood." "Young At Heart": Ralph: "What does 'icky' mean?" Ed: "I don't know. Why?" Ralph: "Alice just said that I was icky." Ed: "Must mean fat." "Game Called On Account of Marriage": Ralph: "My mistake was not going to a wedding the day I got married." Alice: "What did you say? What did you say?" Ralph: "I don't chew my cabbage twice." "My Fair Landlord": Ralph: "Do you know what it like Alice to own a home? You can walk outside, pick up some dirt and say: 'This is all mine.'" Alice: "I can go out in the hallway right now and do the same thing." "$99,000 Answer": Alice: "Ed, I realize that I can't talk to Ralph because he's stubborn and unreasonable. But, I have always had respect for your willing to play fair and so I appeal to you. It is getting late. People will like to get some sleep. I think you should stop playing the piano and I'm sure that you will agree with me Ed because you have always been fair and considerate. You are a reasonable man." Ralph: "Don't let her fool you. You are just as unreasonable as I am." "Follow The Boys": Ralph: "What was she (Trixie) holding behind her back?" Alice: "Ralph, really it was nothing." Ralph: "Alice, you don't hold nothing behind your back. You show it out in front so everybody can see it. Now, what was she holding behind her back." Alice: "All right. She was hiding your birthday present." Ralph: "Why did you tell me for? You know I like surprises." "Follow The Boys": (Trixie comes down in a Japanese geisha girl costume.) Trixie: "Come here lover boy (Ed.)" Ed: "Save me Ralph. I'm a sex symbol." "Follow The Boys": Ralph: "Even the Constitution says that a man is entitled to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." Ed: "But the marriage license is an amendment to the Constitution." "Man In The Blue Suit": (Ralph and Ed have just finished playing poker with ther friends.) Ralph: "Did you ever see a sore loser like that?" Ed: "Yes, I did. Two weeks ago when you lost."