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Brian Damage · 05-02-2007, 10:12 AM

5. "Hulk" (2003)
Hulk no like Ang Lee's Freudian analysis of Hulk's rage. Make Hulk want to smash!

4. "Fantastic Four" (2005)
Marvel's first cornerstone title kicked off the Silver Age of comics, but all these legends get is an X-Games commercial masquerading as a blockbuster. Clobberin' time indeed.

3. "Catwoman" (2004)
Technically, she's a supervillian, but since the film is the one perpetrating the real crime against humanity, we're willing to let that detail slide.

2. "Daredevil" (2003)
After watching Ben Affleck and director Mark Steven Johnson ruin this cult superhero, you might envy the title character's blindness.

1. "Batman & Robin" (1997)
Four words: The Batsuit has nipples.

TJL · 05-02-2007, 10:18 AM

What about Captain America from 1990? That movie was terrible.

Brian Damage · 05-02-2007, 10:23 AM

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What about Captain America from 1990? That movie was terrible.

Was that even released in theaters? LOL

TJL · 05-02-2007, 10:46 AM

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Was that even released in theaters? LOL

Never released in the USA. It was a terrible low budget flick. They shot the entire thing overseas.

The 70's TV version of Captain America was way better. And that's not saying much.

TJL · 05-02-2007, 10:50 AM

I'm surprized neither version of the "Punisher" films made this list.

Both of them sucked rope.

The one with John Travolta being the suckiest of the two.

Sucked.

Brian Damage · 05-02-2007, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by TJL

I'm surprized neither version of the "Punisher" films made this list.

Both of them sucked rope.

The one with John Travolta being the suckiest of the two.

Sucked.

Really? You liked the Dolph Lundgren version better?

TJL · 05-02-2007, 11:57 AM

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Really? You liked the Dolph Lundgren version better?

Actually I do!

Tom Jane was a pretty good Punisher, but the movie was such a letdown.

Lex Luthor · 05-02-2007, 11:09 PM

They will soon add Ghostrider to that list

Mr. Television · 05-03-2007, 12:02 AM

I actually liked Daredevil...one of the few Ben Aflack movies I can stand.

comedyfreak · 05-03-2007, 05:23 AM

I disagree with Fantastic Four being one of the worst movies, I really enjoyed the movie. It was better than the unreleased low budget one that came out in the 90's.

waichingliu81 · 05-03-2007, 07:33 AM

adding to your list 'the flash'- utter crap, the league of extraordinary gentleman- what the hell and nick fury, i think that is what it's called, but the guy wore an eyepatch

waichingliu81 · 05-14-2007, 05:56 PM

1. "Batman & Robin" (1997)
Four words: The Batsuit has nipples.[/QUOTE]

TJL · 05-14-2007, 06:01 PM

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I disagree with Fantastic Four being one of the worst movies, I really enjoyed the movie. It was better than the unreleased low budget one that came out in the 90's.

I really have to get my hands on a copy of the unreleased Roger Korman one.
I have been dying to see that.

catlover79 · 05-15-2007, 11:19 PM

Superman 3. Enough said. Superman 4 was no great shakes, either.

Lex Luthor · 05-16-2007, 01:44 PM

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Superman 3. Enough said. Superman 4 was no great shakes, either.

Those movies don't exist, never made ....

Richard Pryor ..... mental block ..... Nooooooooo! Must .... forget ... the .... pain ......

05-02-2007, 10:12 AM	#1
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waichingliu81 debbie allen Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 28, 2006 Location: london, england, UK Posts: 4,347	adding to your list 'the flash'- utter crap, the league of extraordinary gentleman- what the hell and nick fury, i think that is what it's called, but the guy wore an eyepatch

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