Ralph Kramden, a NJ Nets fan? (Part 4) (The NJ Nets beat the Toronto Raptors 102-81.) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Frank Gannucci · 04-29-2007, 11:11 PM

(Ralph just finished watching the game.)

Ralph: "Boy Alice, now those Nets have a commanding 3 games to 1 lead on the Raptors. They can really go to the next round I bet."

Alice: "Oh."

Ralph: "Is that all you have to say is 'Oh!'? These Nets have the capability to win the NBA title for the first time in their existence."

Alice: "If that's the case Ralph, why did they have one of the worst records in the regualr season?"

Ralph: "Alice, do you always have to look on the dark side? This is the post-season. These Nets right now are going to win especially since there are very few good teams left."

Alice: "Very few good teams?"

Ralph: "Yeah. The Miami Heat, unfortunately for Miami, has been eliminated earlier today. Those Heat players better feel fortunate, playing near Miami Beach. A city that has the greatest audiences in the world."

(Audience cheers.)

Alice: "Well, now that your Nets have won, when are they playing next?"

Ralph: "On Tuesday."

Alice: "Ralph, you have to come with me. We are going out with my parents."

Ralph: "About that, I am saying no. I am the lord and master and king around here. I'm saying that I am NOT leaving here whether you like it or not. I'm the king here. Remember that. This house is my castle and I want to see the Nets. I WANT TO SEE THE NETS."

Alice: "You will see the Nets all right. A couple of guys are going to come here with big nets and take you away. YOU ARE GOING OUT WITH ME AND MY PARENTS."

Ralph: "I AM NOT."

Alice: "YES, YOU ARE."

Ralph: "I AM NOT."

Alice: "YES, YOU ARE."

McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): "GO WITH HER KRAMDEN SO EVERYONE IN HERE WON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR BIG MOUTH."

(Ralph goes to the window.)

Ralph (yells): "MCGARRITY, MAYBE YOU NEED TO GET A MUZZLE." (to Alice): "I AM NOT GOING ALICE!"

(Ralph stmaps his feet just as Ed enters.)

Ed: "Wow Ralph! Are you a fan of the Raptors now because you seem to be upset?"

Ralph (yells): "GEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Jackie Gleason comes on stage.)

Jackie: "Oh, how sweet it is. Ladies and gentlemen, let me once again say that the Miami Beach audiences are the best. I hope you all have a safe trip home. Good night everyone."

04-29-2007, 11:11 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,041	Ralph Kramden, a NJ Nets fan? (Part 4) (The NJ Nets beat the Toronto Raptors 102-81.) (Ralph just finished watching the game.) Ralph: "Boy Alice, now those Nets have a commanding 3 games to 1 lead on the Raptors. They can really go to the next round I bet." Alice: "Oh." Ralph: "Is that all you have to say is 'Oh!'? These Nets have the capability to win the NBA title for the first time in their existence." Alice: "If that's the case Ralph, why did they have one of the worst records in the regualr season?" Ralph: "Alice, do you always have to look on the dark side? This is the post-season. These Nets right now are going to win especially since there are very few good teams left." Alice: "Very few good teams?" Ralph: "Yeah. The Miami Heat, unfortunately for Miami, has been eliminated earlier today. Those Heat players better feel fortunate, playing near Miami Beach. A city that has the greatest audiences in the world." (Audience cheers.) Alice: "Well, now that your Nets have won, when are they playing next?" Ralph: "On Tuesday." Alice: "Ralph, you have to come with me. We are going out with my parents." Ralph: "About that, I am saying no. I am the lord and master and king around here. I'm saying that I am NOT leaving here whether you like it or not. I'm the king here. Remember that. This house is my castle and I want to see the Nets. I WANT TO SEE THE NETS." Alice: "You will see the Nets all right. A couple of guys are going to come here with big nets and take you away. YOU ARE GOING OUT WITH ME AND MY PARENTS." Ralph: "I AM NOT." Alice: "YES, YOU ARE." Ralph: "I AM NOT." Alice: "YES, YOU ARE." McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): "GO WITH HER KRAMDEN SO EVERYONE IN HERE WON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR BIG MOUTH." (Ralph goes to the window.) Ralph (yells): "MCGARRITY, MAYBE YOU NEED TO GET A MUZZLE." (to Alice): "I AM NOT GOING ALICE!" (Ralph stmaps his feet just as Ed enters.) Ed: "Wow Ralph! Are you a fan of the Raptors now because you seem to be upset?" Ralph (yells): "GEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!" (Jackie Gleason comes on stage.) Jackie: "Oh, how sweet it is. Ladies and gentlemen, let me once again say that the Miami Beach audiences are the best. I hope you all have a safe trip home. Good night everyone."