Ralph Kramden, a NY/NJ NHL fan? (Part 7)

[Frank Gannucci]

(The Buffalo Sabres beat the NY Rangers 5-2.)

(Ralph just watched the game with Ed.)

Ralph: "Wow! Just wahat I figured. After a whole week of rest, the Rangers were rusty and got beat by those Sabres."

Ed: "Things could change. They may win the next four games."

Ralph: "Norton, are you that dumb? The Rangers have a tough road to hoe. They have to get back in the grove and beat those Rangers. It won't be easy."

Ed: "I kind of knew that. It's hard playing hockey for sixty minutes."

Ralph: "Yeah. If I ever wanted to play hockey, I would want to be the goalie. I would make sure the puck wouldn't get in the net."

Ed: "Oh yeah Ralph! You are so big, you can cover the net. You wouldn't like skating around."

Ralph (yells): "OKAY NORTON! LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO!"

Ed (yells): "I AM NOT GOING TO FIGHT YOU! YOU WILL HURT ME! I'M LEAVING!"

(Ed leaves.)

Ralph: "Chicken!"

(Alice comes out.)

Alice: "Let me guess Ralph. Your Rangers lost."

Ralph: "Yes, they did. They have to win the next five games."

Alice: "Well, why don't you make a truce with Ed? After all, if you were a goalie, you would cover the whole net. Ha ha ha."

Ralph: "Alice, one of these days, pow! I am going to guarantee you." (yells): "THE RANGERS WILL WIN THE NEXT FOUR GAMES."

(Jackie Gleason comes out.)

JAckie: "How sweet it is. Friends, let's bring out the cast. First, Mrs. Audrey Meadows."

(Audrey comes out and kisses Jackie.)

Jackie: "And Art Carney."

(Art comes out and shakes Jackie's hand.)

Jackie: "Good night everyone."