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Old 04-25-2007, 12:00 AM   #1
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Question Life's Odd Little Mysteries
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Why does my bag of cotton balls have a Ziploc type seal? Cotton balls rot? Probably not even real cotton.





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Old 04-25-2007, 12:05 AM   #2
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Why does 7-11 have locks on their doors if they are open 24/7??
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Old 04-25-2007, 12:21 AM   #4
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Why does 7-11 have locks on their doors if they are open 24/7??
In case they need to close for some reason. It's not *likely* they'll need to, but just in case.
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Old 04-25-2007, 12:30 AM   #5
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In case they need to close for some reason. It's not *likely* they'll need to, but just in case.
Your not supposed to solve the mysteries, then they are no longer mysteries
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Old 04-25-2007, 12:32 AM   #7
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Yeah...the ones on Maui are hardly "interstate". Hardly even highway.

Guess they should be interisland at least.
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One that always makes me wonder


Why do hot dogs come twelve to a package and hot dog buns only eight?
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