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USATVFAN · 04-22-2007, 12:29 PM

What are you Favorite Florence One-liners?

lil_weezy · 04-24-2007, 11:00 AM

Flo:child mr. jefferson is so ugly..that when he worked in the bakery....they used to dip his face in the batter to make the animal cookies.

George: where you going?
Flo: is he my daddy?
Weezy: no
Flo: where I'm going is none of his business.
George: get back in the kitchen and cook my dinner
Flo: the hell i will, now I know that the alcohol talking b/c florence don't cuss.

I know a lot more...but I think it will be fun to hear what others have to say...maybe I might put a couple more line of two up later on down the road...peace

Jinxey · 05-16-2007, 01:51 AM

I forgot the episode and the season and I also forgot what George said to **** off Florence for her to say this, and I/m not quoting this verbatim, but.....

"....Ms. Jefferson you're an angel of heaven...and you (looking at George) are the reason God invented birth control"

LMAO!!!

lil_weezy · 05-18-2007, 12:00 AM

Flo: George Jefferson he's no fair...He is short and has no hair!

Flo: If you had the choice to go walk in the park or clean up what would you do?
Weezy: I would stay and do the work.
Flo: while you are doing that, I'll go walk.

Flo:....I'm glad I remember what my momma always told me, until he says "I do," I don't!

04-22-2007, 12:29 PM	#1
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04-24-2007, 11:00 AM	#2
lil_weezy I'll 4ever luv Weezy Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 26, 2001 Location: Cincinnati, Oh Posts: 346	Flo:child mr. jefferson is so ugly..that when he worked in the bakery....they used to dip his face in the batter to make the animal cookies. George: where you going? Flo: is he my daddy? Weezy: no Flo: where I'm going is none of his business. George: get back in the kitchen and cook my dinner Flo: the hell i will, now I know that the alcohol talking b/c florence don't cuss. I know a lot more...but I think it will be fun to hear what others have to say...maybe I might put a couple more line of two up later on down the road...peace

05-16-2007, 01:51 AM	#3
Jinxey Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 27, 2005 Posts: 554	I forgot the episode and the season and I also forgot what George said to **** off Florence for her to say this, and I/m not quoting this verbatim, but..... "....Ms. Jefferson you're an angel of heaven...and you (looking at George) are the reason God invented birth control" LMAO!!!

05-18-2007, 12:00 AM	#4
lil_weezy I'll 4ever luv Weezy Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 26, 2001 Location: Cincinnati, Oh Posts: 346	Flo: George Jefferson he's no fair...He is short and has no hair! Flo: If you had the choice to go walk in the park or clean up what would you do? Weezy: I would stay and do the work. Flo: while you are doing that, I'll go walk. Flo:....I'm glad I remember what my momma always told me, until he says "I do," I don't!