And now a Sanjaya parody from Jack Wilson

[Cactus Jack]

"Thriller" Based on the performance by Michael Jackson
"Sanjaya" Parody by Jack Wilson
For those who don't know Sanjaya Malakar is the worst contestant on AI almost ever, yet he;s still made the top 7, he's had more publicity than he deserves and yeah this explains more
Its now Tuesday night, time to turn the TV on to FOX
American Idol’s on , time to hear 7 people’s voice box
They’re gonna sing
But 6 are pretty good, except for the long haired youngest guy
He’s gonna sing
He’s so bad yet every week, manages to survive
Yeah that one guy’s

His name’s Sanjaya Malakar
And he’s always been safe from the bottom 3 except twice
Had crazy hairdos, some a fright
You’re voting for dear life till he’s kicked off, on Wednesday night

You hear the results
And realize that he’s still on the show
Ya know Sanjaya he can’t sing or dance he freakin blows
Because of him no more Chris Sligh or Gina Glocksen
And 14 other people from semi finals through top 10
It’s about time

Chorus
Just vote Sanjaya, off tonight
Cause every week his hairdo beats his singin’
He shoulda left before Top 9
His fauxhawk hairstyle was so killer, ciller that night


Had two good songs
The nights of top 11 and top 8
He made some 13 year girl cry one night
(She freakin; cried)
Tonight is your last night

Sung by the idols
Jordin:
You’re same age as me, but you cater to girls older than five
Melinda:
Got more nerves than you, but from me people don’t run for their lives
Blake:
I don’t wanna hear you sing when you’re under the weather
Chris, Phil, LaKisha
Audience, please don’t dial his number on your screens
Cause he can’t sing!

All 6:
Tomorrow it’s San-jaya’s night
Ryan :
Cause you make me look straight, when you hula in my sight
Randy:
Dawg, you’re a killer
Paula:
Of delight
Simon:
So let me give you this critique her : You were horrible, so awful
Crappier this night



Audience across the land
See that phone that’s in your hand?
Vote for all the other six
So Sanjaya’s career gets fixed
His hairstyles are really weird
Don’t think he could don a beard
His fans are aged under fourteen
They’re all girls who need ears cleaned
Hear that sound that’s in the air?
All your fans no longer care
You’re the reason this season dull
All your votes are possibly bull
And though each week you survive
It makes us non fans quiver
For the other idols can resist
You leaving this week!



(into maniacal laugh by the idols, Ryan, the judges, the audience, and even Sanjaya in a semi girly laugh in deep echo)


Let's hope this rings true!

[Chocoholic]

Jack, that was wonderful! You could give Weird Al a run for his money.