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Madame X · 04-13-2007, 10:32 AM

Some of my favorite parts about "Roseanne" are the tag scenes at the end when the credits are running.

Jackie comes out of the TV as Marcia Clark.

Dan drinks the sour milk, convulses, and puts it back in the fridge.

Jackie sends the kids off to school, handing out lunches while the "Leave it to Beaver" theme plays.

They're watching "Bewitched" and they make comments about character replacements and Becky (Sarah) says she likes the 2nd Darrin better.

Please add your favorites. I know there are way more good ones!

Ireneparalegal · 04-13-2007, 04:44 PM

Roseanne had theeeeee best tag scenes ever. They were unique and original.

coffield3 · 04-13-2007, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Madame X

Some of my favorite parts about "Roseanne" are the tag scenes at the end when the credits are running.

Jackie comes out of the TV as Marcia Clark.

Dan drinks the sour milk, convulses, and puts it back in the fridge.

Jackie sends the kids off to school, handing out lunches while the "Leave it to Beaver" theme plays.

They're watching "Bewitched" and they make comments about character replacements and Becky (Sarah) says she likes the 2nd Darrin better.

Please add your favorites. I know there are way more good ones!

I think youve pretty much said the best ones.

Ireneparalegal · 04-13-2007, 07:11 PM

In the Arnie "gave" Nancy a boob job episode, the tag scene had someone placing polaroid shots on the table.

Jr1986 · 04-14-2007, 07:51 PM

I like the one with the parody of the porno video titled "Lunchbox Girls."

I love how Roseanne, Jackie, and the Traci Lords character have on these ridiculous porno wigs, and slutty uniforms on.

Roseanne: You know Stacy, things have REALLY changed since you started workin' at the box!

Stacy: What do you mean?

Jackie: I've always been good. I wish somebody could teach me to be bad...

Guy Walks in.

Roseanne: Too bad I'm married. Wait I forgot, I'm an enormous slut...

Roseanne, Stacy, and Jackie then pounce on the guy.

It cracks me up when they start smoking cigarrettes as the guy they've undressed starts cleaning the grease trap.

I also loved the one where everybody is watching "Bewitched" and they're commenting about the two Darrins.

Becky: Well, I've ALWAYS liked the second Darrin MUCH better. (Everybody looks at her like she's insane. Becky just smiles.)

Then there's the one with the "mirror-image" Beckys. The part that really gets me in this one is where Mark just stares at both of them.

Heist81 · 04-15-2007, 01:06 AM

The end of Season 8's Halloween episode, Roseanne is standing in front of the studio audience and asks if anyone has any questions. She calls on a guy who says "Roseanne, what the hell was this episode about?" and Roseanne says "You look familiar, do I know you?" and he says "I'm one of the writers."

Madame X · 04-15-2007, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Jr1986

I like the one with the parody of the porno video titled "Lunchbox Girls."

I love how Roseanne, Jackie, and the Traci Lords character have on these ridiculous porno wigs, and slutty uniforms on.

Roseanne: You know Stacy, things have REALLY changed since you started workin' at the box!

Stacy: What do you mean?

Jackie: I've always been good. I wish somebody could teach me to be bad...

Guy Walks in.

Roseanne: Too bad I'm married. Wait I forgot, I'm an enormous slut...

Roseanne, Stacy, and Jackie then pounce on the guy.

It cracks me up when they start smoking cigarrettes as the guy they've undressed starts cleaning the grease trap.

I also loved the one where everybody is watching "Bewitched" and they're commenting about the two Darrins.

Becky: Well, I've ALWAYS liked the second Darrin MUCH better. (Everybody looks at her like she's insane. Becky just smiles.)

Then there's the one with the "mirror-image" Beckys. The part that really gets me in this one is where Mark just stares at both of them.

Yeah, that Lunchbox one was great, especially when Jackie says "I wish somebody could teach me to be bad."

I forgot about the mirror-image Beckys. It is a take-off on the Patty Duke Show and Lecy and Sarah do it perfectly, right down to Lecy's turn and head tilt. This Roseanne tag was a classic!

N@NAddict_dmggh · 04-18-2007, 01:36 PM

The Luke & Laura tag on "Suck Up or Shut Up" ... I loved the instrumentals they had for the GH theme....

Jason16 · 04-21-2007, 07:50 AM

I like the scene where Dan and Roseanne chase Jackie round the set while she is showing off her Emmy(?)

SparkleFarkle · 05-05-2007, 01:52 PM

How about the tag where we get a glimpse of the REAL Bev?-- The one where Jackie ducks out to go to bed, leaving a gruff-talking, cigar smoking Beverley to hang with Fred!

The tag with a smoking jacket-clad DJ hitting on Sharon Stone is great, too-- some of Michael Fishman's finest work!

mateo096 · 05-05-2007, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Madame X

Some of my favorite parts about "Roseanne" are the tag scenes at the end when the credits are running.

Jackie comes out of the TV as Marcia Clark.

There actually is some relevance from that with the ep. This is the one where Darlene hair is short. Roseanne makes a comment that goes like: "If you wouldnt have that stupid Marcia Clark haircut..." So i thought that was interesting.

Also, how bout when the Gilligan's Island cast plays the Roseanne cast, that was funny....

mateo096 · 05-18-2007, 07:29 PM

Another one in Season 7 i thought was Hilarious!! Its probably the ONLY ep. without Roseanne in it. My favorite part is when she says:

"The doctor has advised me to stay in bed. But no need to worry about me, im still getting paid" Then she goes into the 'educational' part of Roseanne where she 'teaches' the little kids where babies come from...

That was hilarious!!

coffield3 · 05-18-2007, 11:24 PM

I like the one where bev shows her true self to fred! I always think thats her in real life,like she puts on that voice or sumthing for the show.

Ireneparalegal · 05-18-2007, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by coffield3

I like the one where bev shows her true self to fred! I always think thats her in real life,like she puts on that voice or sumthing for the show.

OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!

It makes me think that Bev was behaving the other way just to irritate the hell outta her family!!!!!! Serves them right for how they treat her!

coffield3 · 05-18-2007, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!

It makes me think that Bev was behaving the other way just to irritate the hell outta her family!!!!!! Serves them right for how they treat her!

Yes thats true.

04-13-2007, 10:32 AM	#1
Madame X Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 15, 2006 Location: Oregon Posts: 1,831	Last Minute Gems Some of my favorite parts about "Roseanne" are the tag scenes at the end when the credits are running. Jackie comes out of the TV as Marcia Clark. Dan drinks the sour milk, convulses, and puts it back in the fridge. Jackie sends the kids off to school, handing out lunches while the "Leave it to Beaver" theme plays. They're watching "Bewitched" and they make comments about character replacements and Becky (Sarah) says she likes the 2nd Darrin better. Please add your favorites. I know there are way more good ones!

04-13-2007, 04:44 PM	#2
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04-14-2007, 07:51 PM	#5
Jr1986 It's The Corny Collins Show!! Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 05, 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 57	I like the one with the parody of the porno video titled "Lunchbox Girls." I love how Roseanne, Jackie, and the Traci Lords character have on these ridiculous porno wigs, and slutty uniforms on. Roseanne: You know Stacy, things have REALLY changed since you started workin' at the box! Stacy: What do you mean? Jackie: I've always been good. I wish somebody could teach me to be bad... Guy Walks in. Roseanne: Too bad I'm married. Wait I forgot, I'm an enormous slut... Roseanne, Stacy, and Jackie then pounce on the guy. It cracks me up when they start smoking cigarrettes as the guy they've undressed starts cleaning the grease trap. I also loved the one where everybody is watching "Bewitched" and they're commenting about the two Darrins. Becky: Well, I've ALWAYS liked the second Darrin MUCH better. (Everybody looks at her like she's insane. Becky just smiles.) Then there's the one with the "mirror-image" Beckys. The part that really gets me in this one is where Mark just stares at both of them.
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04-15-2007, 01:06 AM	#6
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04-13-2007, 07:11 PM	#4
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,689	In the Arnie "gave" Nancy a boob job episode, the tag scene had someone placing polaroid shots on the table.

04-18-2007, 01:36 PM	#8
N@NAddict_dmggh Member Forum Cub Join Date: Apr 18, 2007 Location: Alabama Posts: 2	The Luke & Laura tag on "Suck Up or Shut Up" ... I loved the instrumentals they had for the GH theme....

04-21-2007, 07:50 AM	#9
Jason16 Roseanne Fan. Frequent Poster Join Date: May 08, 2003 Location: London, England Posts: 118	I like the scene where Dan and Roseanne chase Jackie round the set while she is showing off her Emmy(?)

05-05-2007, 01:52 PM	#10
SparkleFarkle Domestic Goddess Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 107	How about the tag where we get a glimpse of the REAL Bev?-- The one where Jackie ducks out to go to bed, leaving a gruff-talking, cigar smoking Beverley to hang with Fred! The tag with a smoking jacket-clad DJ hitting on Sharon Stone is great, too-- some of Michael Fishman's finest work!

05-18-2007, 07:29 PM	#12
mateo096 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: May 05, 2007 Location: Oley, PA Posts: 63	Another one in Season 7 i thought was Hilarious!! Its probably the ONLY ep. without Roseanne in it. My favorite part is when she says: "The doctor has advised me to stay in bed. But no need to worry about me, im still getting paid" Then she goes into the 'educational' part of Roseanne where she 'teaches' the little kids where babies come from... That was hilarious!!

05-18-2007, 11:24 PM	#13
coffield3 <3 Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 23, 2006 Location: England Posts: 7,379	I like the one where bev shows her true self to fred! I always think thats her in real life,like she puts on that voice or sumthing for the show.