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EmoJoe · 04-09-2007, 10:24 PM

i always liked to work outdoors, but when my allergies got the best of me...i thought those days were gone. so then i asked my doctor about levitol and he said "Levitol...what is that?". and i said "I don't know, I think it's an allergy medication" and he said "ohh..uhh..you mean LEVITROL?". kinda...snooty like.

so i was like "oh, my bad, levitrol!" and he said "Yeah, I've definitley heard of Levitrol...but then again, what do I know, I'm just a doctor".

and then i said "Well...can Levitrol help me with my allergies?" and he said "Sure, it'll clear all of your allergies with little to know side effects but...it's not a miracle drug, it can't cure gay!

". and i was like..."what?" and he said "You heard, me, Tinkerbell, it can't cure gay!" and I said "I'm not gay". and then he said "Hey, it's nothing to be ashamed of, lots people have gay. It's very common" pissed: and I said "First of all...I'm not gay, and second of all, Gay is not a disease

" and he said "Wow, you're pretty smart fancy britches" and i said "DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY YOU SON OF A BITCH

" and he said "What? You blowin' up on me sugar? You wanna drop down? Cause I will drop you like a bad transmission" and i'm like "I DONT WANNA FIGHT

I just wanna know if Levitrol is right for me!" and he said "I ALREADY TOLD YOU IT'S RIGHT FOR YOU. what are you, gay AND deaf?" and I was like "SCREW. YOU.

" and I threw a punch at him but he did this Kung-Fu move like KEE-YAH and then he punched me in the throat and I must blacked out, because I woke up on the top of the parking garage in nothing but my underwear, and I was so cold. SO VERY VERY COLD.

.

so...ask your doctor about Levitol...TROL.

*InThisMoment* · 04-09-2007, 10:26 PM

Sorry you had such a bad experience with your doctor, Joe.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 04-09-2007, 10:27 PM

that happened to me once -_-

Cactus Jack · 04-09-2007, 10:33 PM

Ditto,Ashlee..

dawsongirl · 04-09-2007, 10:45 PM

Next time, ask for Levitra.

Courtnee · 04-13-2007, 07:32 PM

how did I miss this thread?

catlover79 · 04-13-2007, 07:44 PM

I would've loved to be a fly on the wall for this conversation...

Zoneboy · 04-13-2007, 08:21 PM

Sounds like this Dr. got his degree from a cereal box.

04-09-2007, 10:24 PM	#1
EmoJoe Cool cool cool Forum Addict Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 71,478	Levitrol? i always liked to work outdoors, but when my allergies got the best of me...i thought those days were gone. so then i asked my doctor about levitol and he said "Levitol...what is that?". and i said "I don't know, I think it's an allergy medication" and he said "ohh..uhh..you mean LEVITROL?". kinda...snooty like. so i was like "oh, my bad, levitrol!" and he said "Yeah, I've definitley heard of Levitrol...but then again, what do I know, I'm just a doctor". and then i said "Well...can Levitrol help me with my allergies?" and he said "Sure, it'll clear all of your allergies with little to know side effects but...it's not a miracle drug, it can't cure gay! ". and i was like..."what?" and he said "You heard, me, Tinkerbell, it can't cure gay!" and I said "I'm not gay". and then he said "Hey, it's nothing to be ashamed of, lots people have gay. It's very common" pissed: and I said "First of all...I'm not gay, and second of all, Gay is not a disease " and he said "Wow, you're pretty smart fancy britches" and i said "DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY YOU SON OF A BITCH " and he said "What? You blowin' up on me sugar? You wanna drop down? Cause I will drop you like a bad transmission" and i'm like "I DONT WANNA FIGHT I just wanna know if Levitrol is right for me!" and he said "I ALREADY TOLD YOU IT'S RIGHT FOR YOU. what are you, gay AND deaf?" and I was like "SCREW. YOU. " and I threw a punch at him but he did this Kung-Fu move like KEE-YAH and then he punched me in the throat and I must blacked out, because I woke up on the top of the parking garage in nothing but my underwear, and I was so cold. SO VERY VERY COLD. . so...ask your doctor about Levitol...TROL.
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04-09-2007, 10:26 PM	#2
InThisMoment a starlit sky and you & me Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 02, 2002 Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 95,142	Sorry you had such a bad experience with your doctor, Joe.
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04-09-2007, 10:27 PM	#3
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04-09-2007, 10:33 PM	#4
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	Ditto,Ashlee..
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04-13-2007, 07:32 PM	#6
Courtnee MAN VS SAMMICH. Forum Star Join Date: Mar 23, 2005 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,413	how did I miss this thread?
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04-09-2007, 10:45 PM	#5
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	Next time, ask for Levitra.

04-13-2007, 07:44 PM	#7
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04-13-2007, 08:21 PM	#8
Zoneboy RIP, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU :( Moderator Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: AT HOME WISHING ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM AND THAT I'LL WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE. Posts: 34,433	Sounds like this Dr. got his degree from a cereal box.
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