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catlover79 · 04-04-2007, 11:52 PM

Animal Lays Down In Restaurant's Cooler

POSTED: 8:59 am EDT April 4, 2007

Call it a coyote with a hankering for fast food.

People at a downtown Chicago Quiznos sandwich shop were stunned to see a coyote walk through the propped-open front door and lay down in a cooler stocked with fruit juice and soda.

A Chicago newspaper said that employees and customers calmly cleared out of the restaurant, though some took the time to finish their sandwiches and snap some cell-phone photos.

Animal control officers took the passive coyote away after about 40 minutes.

The city captures 10 to 15 coyotes every year.

Veterinarians will examine the coyote and, if he is not injured, release him into the wild.

My mom said, "I guess he was just chilling out!"

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup · 04-05-2007, 12:04 AM

Guess he was hungry!

Lex Luthor · 04-05-2007, 02:23 AM

Guess the Coyote knew "toasted tastes better" lol

TJL · 04-05-2007, 05:04 AM

The ACME rocket pack the coyote was wearing to aide his pursuit of a local roadrunner was confiscated by the police...

80sTrivia · 04-05-2007, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by TJL

The ACME rocket pack the coyote was wearing to aide his pursuit of a local roadrunner was confiscated by the police...

Hilarious!

Janice Johnson · 04-05-2007, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Lex Luthor

Guess the Coyote knew "toasted tastes better" lol

AB · 04-05-2007, 04:42 PM

I saw that on the news. He looked right at home in there.

Cactus Jack · 04-05-2007, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TJL

The ACME rocket pack the coyote was wearing to aide his pursuit of a local roadrunner was confiscated by the police...

Sterling Holobyte · 04-05-2007, 05:20 PM

Well, the commercials do say that Quiznos uses more meat.

Notice he didn't go to Subway.

04-04-2007, 11:52 PM	#1
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Coyote Wanders Into Quiznos Animal Lays Down In Restaurant's Cooler POSTED: 8:59 am EDT April 4, 2007 Call it a coyote with a hankering for fast food. People at a downtown Chicago Quiznos sandwich shop were stunned to see a coyote walk through the propped-open front door and lay down in a cooler stocked with fruit juice and soda. A Chicago newspaper said that employees and customers calmly cleared out of the restaurant, though some took the time to finish their sandwiches and snap some cell-phone photos. Animal control officers took the passive coyote away after about 40 minutes. The city captures 10 to 15 coyotes every year. Veterinarians will examine the coyote and, if he is not injured, release him into the wild. My mom said, "I guess he was just chilling out!"
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04-05-2007, 02:23 AM	#3
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04-05-2007, 05:04 AM	#4
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04-05-2007, 05:20 PM	#9
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04-05-2007, 12:04 AM	#2
Jo_Luvs_Ketchup Member Eternal Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 09, 2003 Posts: 4,195	Guess he was hungry!

04-05-2007, 04:42 PM	#7
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	I saw that on the news. He looked right at home in there.