Reasons to go to Work Naked - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

swedeace · 04-04-2007, 10:33 PM

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.

dawsongirl · 04-04-2007, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by swedeace

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

lol...that is me, except it's 7 year old boys who really need a lesson in anatomy and social skills.

catlover79 · 04-04-2007, 11:35 PM

Heh heh...it just so happens that we had a team meeting at work today and one of the topics discussed was the dress code. Too bad I didn't have this list to show my co-workers!!

swedeace · 04-05-2007, 12:37 PM

Hehe...

Max Whittaker · 04-05-2007, 01:27 PM

11. Cause it's so darn fun!

Nighthawk76 · 04-05-2007, 01:50 PM

Mona, do you know all this from personal experience?

mrs.gingerhinkley · 04-07-2007, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Blair's Number #1 Fan

Mona, do you know all this from personal experience?

EmpressDR · 04-08-2007, 01:00 AM

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swedeace · 04-08-2007, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Blair's Number #1 Fan

Mona, do you know all this from personal experience?

Would've made it interesting, wouldn't it?

04-04-2007, 11:35 PM	#3
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04-04-2007, 10:33 PM	#1
swedeace Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 9,009	Reasons to go to Work Naked 1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 5. You want to see if it's like the dream. 6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 10. No one steals your chair.

04-05-2007, 12:37 PM	#4
swedeace Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 9,009	Hehe...

04-05-2007, 01:27 PM	#5
Max Whittaker I want Serenity back Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 30, 2001 Posts: 6,180	11. Cause it's so darn fun!

04-05-2007, 01:50 PM	#6
Nighthawk76 Rachel Berry Forum Celebrity Join Date: Feb 28, 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 23,254	Mona, do you know all this from personal experience?

04-08-2007, 01:00 AM	#8
EmpressDR Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 22, 2004 Location: California Posts: 279	This is one happy thread. HAPPY EASTER! :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: