Thursday's Quotes & Honeymooners TV Schedule (3/31-4/14):

[Frank Gannucci]

(AmericanLife TV):

TV-G

All times are Eastern.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie Norton.

The first VCR Plus code is for the first showing. The second one is for the second showing.

Sat. Apr. 7, 2007 7p & 11p #5 - "The Curse of the Kramdens": Ralph & Ed have to spend the night in the ancestral Kramden castle, which has its very own ghost. (VCR Plus codes: 1736/80858.)

Sat. Apr. 7 8p & Sun. Apr. 8, 2007 7p #6 – “The Mod Couple” (aka "The Honeymooners in England"): The Kramdens & Nortons appear in a Flakey Wakey commercial on an English TV show. Ralph makes a fool of himself and Ed accidently overturns a piano. The Kramdens flee London in Shame but are invited back because the audience loved the commercial. (VCR Plus codes: 3736/5359.)

Sat. Apr. 14, 2007 7p & 11p #7 - "You're in the Picture": Blackmailers fake a hanky-panky photo of Ralph in Madrid, and for once, Alice is jealous. (VCR Plus codes: NA/NA.)

Sat. Apr. 14, 2007 8p #8 - "We Spy": Ralph and Ed wander onto a Russian firing range while visiting Germany and are mistaken for spies. (VCR Plus codes: NA/NA.)

(Showtime East [believe it or not, not to be confused with regular Showtime & Showtime HD) & Showtime Too.)

Mike Epps as Ed Norton. Regina Hall as Trixie Norton. Cedric the Entertainer as Ralph Kramden. Gabrielle Union as Alice Kramden.

Ralph & Norton hatch a get-rich-quick scheme to get them out of Brooklyn and onto easy street. Standing by their husbands are devoted wives Alice and Trixie, who help their guys make ends meet by being waitresses at a neighborhood diner.

Note: In my previous schedule that I typed on St. Patty's Day, I think I forgot to mention that if The Honeymooners movie is shown on regular Showtime, it is also simulcasted on Showtime East with the same VCR Plus code.)

Day Time Channel VCR Plus code
Sat. Mar. 31, 2007 7:45a Showtime Too 63798696
Sat. Mar. 31, 2007 6:30p Showtime Too 6848073
Sun. Apr. 1, 2007 2:15p Showtime East 0
Sun. Apr. 1, 2007 9:00p Showtime East 0
Sat. Apr. 7, 2007 6:00a Showtime East 147755
Sat. Apr. 7, 2007 4:45p Showtime East 0
Tue. Apr. 10, 2007 9:35a Showtime East 0
Tue. Apr. 10, 2007 7:25p Showtime East 0
Wed. Apr. 11, 2007 5:40a Showtime East 0

These movies are available on Showtime West too. Just add three hours to the times I just posted for Showtime East.

"Ralph's Diet":

Alice: "You had enough food for you to last five days."

Ralph: "Is that so? Well, I want to live for at least six or seven days."

"Alice Plays Cupid":

Alice: "Who are you to talk about looks? You are no Humphrey Bogart."

Ralph: "No, but Henrietta is."

"Stand-In For Murder":

Ralph: "Some day, someone will discover you."

Ed: "Not unless he falls down an open manhole."

"The Bensonhurst Bomber":

Ed: "Boy, it's going to be a great fight and I have some news for you. Word came from the candy store a little while ago about your fight and they knocked the odds down to 500 to 1."

Ralph: "You mean that they are betting 500 to 1 that I lose."

Ed: "No. They are betting 500 to 1 that you don't even show up."

"TV or Not TV":

Ralph: "You are taking this set over my dead body."

Ed: "i couldn't do that. What do you think I am, a mountain climber?"

"Young At Heart":

Ralph: "How could I waddle like a duck?"

Ed: "It's easy. Just walk like you always do."

"Operation: Protset":

(Clifford makes the peace sign to Ralph.)

Cliff: "Peace."

Ralph (grabbing one of the fingers): "Alice, grab the other one and make a wish."

"Happiness Is A Rich Uncle":

Alice: "This picture must be 15 years old."

Ralph: "Yeah. I seem to remember that dress."

Alice: "You should. I wore it yesterday."

"Happiness Is A Rich Uncle":

Alice: "You are going to say: `Uncle Howard: My favorite uncle. Alice & I think about you all the time. You are always in our hearts.'"

Ralph: "Don't worry."

(The butler comes in and Ralph thinks it is Uncle Howard.)

Ralph: "Uncle Howard: My favorite uncle. Alice & I think about you all the time. You are always in our hearts."

Credit goes to Yahoo! Groups, You're A Riot, tvguide.com, the AmericanLife TV website, honeymooners.net, imdb.com & moviefone.com.