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Frank Gannucci · 03-16-2007, 02:08 PM

"Game Called On Account of Marriage":

Ralph: "I have a problem."

Ed: "You are telling me. You kept me awake all last night."

Ralph: "You heard about it?"

Ed: "Did I hear about it? The top floor is betting 8-5 that you are going to the wedding."

"Finders Keepers":

Ralph: "I know New York from top to bottom."

Ed: "I have been working in the sewer for years. I know New York from bottom to top."

"Finders Keepers":

Ralph: "I am going to get the $300 Alice. I am going to get it if I have to seel everything in this house."

Alice: "Fine. But where are you going to get the other $280?"

"The Loudspeaker":

Ralph: "You have no sense of humor."

Alice: "Oh yes I do. I married you, didn't I?"

"Pal O' Mine":

Ralph: "Do you care if I waste away?"

Alice: "Sure I do Ralph. But, you wouldn't waste away if you stayed awake for nine years."

"Pal O' Mine":

Ralph: I am now going to put the key under my pillow. Now, you are going to lift me up bodily in order to get it."

Ed: "Congratulations Ralph. You made a case that even Dick Tarcy couldn't solve."

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

Ralph: "Talk is cheap."

Alice: "It must be or you would have never opened your mouth."

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

(Alice accidentally throws her pool cue.)

Alice: "I guess I wasn't supposed to do that, was I?"

Ralph: "Not if we were playing pool, but if we were javelin throwing we are."

"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":

Ralph: "You think that I am Shorty."

Doctor: "Who's Shorty?"

Ralph: "How should I know? I never met him."

Bill S. · 03-16-2007, 06:00 PM

Just one little correction: the quotes that you listed as being from "Pal O' Mine" are actually from "The Sleepwalker."

*ClassicPinUp* · 03-16-2007, 07:44 PM

I'm confused are there different names for the 50's episodes or are some of these the 60's color remakes? I don't own the color remakes so I don't know what's on them/not on them.
Example: The last two quotes "Movies are Better than Ever" on the DVD set it's "Kramden vs Norton" & "Out of Sight, Out of Mind" is "A Little Man Who Wasn't There."

Bill S. · 03-16-2007, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by AndAwayWeGo

I'm confused are there different names for the 50's episodes or are some of these the 60's color remakes? I don't own the color remakes so I don't know what's on them/not on them.
Example: The last two quotes "Movies are Better than Ever" on the DVD set it's "Kramden vs Norton" & "Out of Sight, Out of Mind" is "A Little Man Who Wasn't There."

Yeah, those are the titles of the color remakes.

Frank Gannucci · 03-16-2007, 10:33 PM

Thank you for pointing out my mistakes.

03-16-2007, 02:08 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,042	Friday's Quotes: "Game Called On Account of Marriage": Ralph: "I have a problem." Ed: "You are telling me. You kept me awake all last night." Ralph: "You heard about it?" Ed: "Did I hear about it? The top floor is betting 8-5 that you are going to the wedding." "Finders Keepers": Ralph: "I know New York from top to bottom." Ed: "I have been working in the sewer for years. I know New York from bottom to top." "Finders Keepers": Ralph: "I am going to get the $300 Alice. I am going to get it if I have to seel everything in this house." Alice: "Fine. But where are you going to get the other $280?" "The Loudspeaker": Ralph: "You have no sense of humor." Alice: "Oh yes I do. I married you, didn't I?" "Pal O' Mine": Ralph: "Do you care if I waste away?" Alice: "Sure I do Ralph. But, you wouldn't waste away if you stayed awake for nine years." "Pal O' Mine": Ralph: I am now going to put the key under my pillow. Now, you are going to lift me up bodily in order to get it." Ed: "Congratulations Ralph. You made a case that even Dick Tarcy couldn't solve." "Movies Are Better Than Ever": Ralph: "Talk is cheap." Alice: "It must be or you would have never opened your mouth." "Movies Are Better Than Ever": (Alice accidentally throws her pool cue.) Alice: "I guess I wasn't supposed to do that, was I?" Ralph: "Not if we were playing pool, but if we were javelin throwing we are." "Out of Sight, Out of Mind": Ralph: "You think that I am Shorty." Doctor: "Who's Shorty?" Ralph: "How should I know? I never met him."

03-16-2007, 07:44 PM	#3
ClassicPinUp ***** Senior Member** Join Date: Oct 28, 2006 Posts: 2,246	I'm confused are there different names for the 50's episodes or are some of these the 60's color remakes? I don't own the color remakes so I don't know what's on them/not on them. Example: The last two quotes "Movies are Better than Ever" on the DVD set it's "Kramden vs Norton" & "Out of Sight, Out of Mind" is "A Little Man Who Wasn't There."
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03-16-2007, 10:33 PM	#5
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,042	Thank you for pointing out my mistakes. Thank you for pointing out my mistakes.

03-16-2007, 06:00 PM	#2
Bill S. Member Senior Member Join Date: May 11, 2003 Posts: 1,112	Just one little correction: the quotes that you listed as being from "Pal O' Mine" are actually from "The Sleepwalker."