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hippiechick60 · 03-07-2007, 09:45 PM

ok i found this one on the net too and thought it was pretty funny!

more monpoly money is printed yearly than real money
(figures!!)

penguins are not found in the North Pole
(yeah thats because they all live in Flordia!!)

a dentist invented the electric chair
(hummm thats why it hurts so much!!)

about 100 people choke to death on ball point pens
each year
(wow never buy them again huh!!)

fish scales are an ingredient in most lipsticks
(ewww!!)

on average every chocolate bar contains at least 3
insect legs
(still like chocolate now!!)

101 dalmatians and peter pan are the only disney
characters that parents didn't die in the movie
(awww and that was supposed to be a record too!!)

hang on sloopy is the official rock song of ohio
(man why can't we have something like that over here!!)

203,000,000 dollars are spent on barbed wire each year
in the u.s.
(wow thats a lot of bard!!)

40 percent of mcdonalds profits come from happy meals
(hummm!!)

52 percent of americans drink coffee
(do you like coffee i like coffee do you like coffee!!)

80 percent of arrested criminals are male
(hummm go figure!!)

90 percent of new york city cab drivers are recently
arrived immigrants
(well duh!!)

a 17 year old girl from miami florida started sneezing on
Jan the 4th and didn't stop until the 8th of June 66
(bless you!!)

a fish memory span is 3 sec.
(hummm kind of like my husbands!!!)

catlover79 · 03-07-2007, 11:11 PM

Thanks for sharing! Things that make you go "hmmm" indeed!!

theshark8777 · 03-08-2007, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hippiechick60

hang on sloopy is the official rock song of ohio
(man why can't we have something like that over here!!)

Yep anyone who's been to an Ohio State game knows that!

Janice Johnson · 03-09-2007, 02:59 PM

ok i found this one on the net too and thought it was pretty funny!

more monpoly money is printed yearly than real money
(figures!!)

Shocking!

penguins are not found in the North Pole
(yeah thats because they all live in Flordia!!)

Florida is one of the hottest places in North America

a dentist invented the electric chair
(hummm thats why it hurts so much!!)

No comment.

about 100 people choke to death on ball point pens
each year
(wow never buy them again huh!!)

why the hell would you eat them?

fish scales are an ingredient in most lipsticks
(ewww!!)

I don't wear much lipstick,

on average every chocolate bar contains at least 3
insect legs
(still like chocolate now!!)

Eew, eew, eew. I am eating insect legs!

101 dalmatians and peter pan are the only disney
characters that parents didn't die in the movie
(awww and that was supposed to be a record too!!)

That's nice.

hang on sloopy is the official rock song of ohio
(man why can't we have something like that over here!!)

Don't know that song.

203,000,000 dollars are spent on barbed wire each year
in the u.s.
(wow thats a lot of bard!!)

Ouch!

40 percent of mcdonalds profits come from happy meals
(hummm!!)

The prices for Happy Meals are outrageous!

52 percent of americans drink coffee
(do you like coffee i like coffee do you like coffee!!)

I drink coffeee too.

80 percent of arrested criminals are male
(hummm go figure!!)

And I believe that's true. We females are more emotional, so we usually talk it out rather than fight it out.

90 percent of new york city cab drivers are recently
arrived immigrants
(well duh!!)

LOL.

a 17 year old girl from miami florida started sneezing on
Jan the 4th and didn't stop until the 8th of June 66
(bless you!!)

Oh my goodness!

a fish memory span is 3 sec.
(hummm kind of like my husbands!!!)

That's why fish get baited so often. They forget that the bait gets them killed(they bite the bait, and sometimes, the fishe drops them back into the water, but next time, they could get caught and eaten!)

hippiechick60 · 03-09-2007, 03:07 PM

ok...didn't i just say all of that?? why are you copying me for??!! i think everyone can read what i said in the frist place don't need you to repect any of it!

Chelsea · 03-09-2007, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hippiechick60

ok...didn't i just say all of that?? why are you copying me for??!! i think everyone can read what i said in the frist place don't need you to repect any of it!

Janice's comments appear between the two She was attempting to quote you then respond.

Corolla · 03-09-2007, 04:06 PM

Wow:

Quote:

About 100 people choke to death on ball point pens each year?

hippiechick60 · 03-11-2007, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Bullfish

Janice's comments appear between the two She was attempting to quote you then respond.

yeah whatever!

Courtnee · 03-11-2007, 01:13 PM

This thread title reminds me of a papa john's commercial.

03-07-2007, 09:45 PM	#1
hippiechick60 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 18, 2006 Location: indiana Posts: 632	Things that make you go hummm!! ok i found this one on the net too and thought it was pretty funny! more monpoly money is printed yearly than real money (figures!!) penguins are not found in the North Pole (yeah thats because they all live in Flordia!!) a dentist invented the electric chair (hummm thats why it hurts so much!!) about 100 people choke to death on ball point pens each year (wow never buy them again huh!!) fish scales are an ingredient in most lipsticks (ewww!!) on average every chocolate bar contains at least 3 insect legs (still like chocolate now!!) 101 dalmatians and peter pan are the only disney characters that parents didn't die in the movie (awww and that was supposed to be a record too!!) hang on sloopy is the official rock song of ohio (man why can't we have something like that over here!!) 203,000,000 dollars are spent on barbed wire each year in the u.s. (wow thats a lot of bard!!) 40 percent of mcdonalds profits come from happy meals (hummm!!) 52 percent of americans drink coffee (do you like coffee i like coffee do you like coffee!!) 80 percent of arrested criminals are male (hummm go figure!!) 90 percent of new york city cab drivers are recently arrived immigrants (well duh!!) a 17 year old girl from miami florida started sneezing on Jan the 4th and didn't stop until the 8th of June 66 (bless you!!) a fish memory span is 3 sec. (hummm kind of like my husbands!!!)

03-07-2007, 11:11 PM	#2
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03-11-2007, 01:13 PM	#9
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03-09-2007, 02:59 PM	#4
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,740	ok i found this one on the net too and thought it was pretty funny! more monpoly money is printed yearly than real money (figures!!) Shocking! penguins are not found in the North Pole (yeah thats because they all live in Flordia!!) Florida is one of the hottest places in North America a dentist invented the electric chair (hummm thats why it hurts so much!!) No comment. about 100 people choke to death on ball point pens each year (wow never buy them again huh!!) why the hell would you eat them? fish scales are an ingredient in most lipsticks (ewww!!) I don't wear much lipstick, on average every chocolate bar contains at least 3 insect legs (still like chocolate now!!) Eew, eew, eew. I am eating insect legs! 101 dalmatians and peter pan are the only disney characters that parents didn't die in the movie (awww and that was supposed to be a record too!!) That's nice. hang on sloopy is the official rock song of ohio (man why can't we have something like that over here!!) Don't know that song. 203,000,000 dollars are spent on barbed wire each year in the u.s. (wow thats a lot of bard!!) Ouch! 40 percent of mcdonalds profits come from happy meals (hummm!!) The prices for Happy Meals are outrageous! 52 percent of americans drink coffee (do you like coffee i like coffee do you like coffee!!) I drink coffeee too. 80 percent of arrested criminals are male (hummm go figure!!) And I believe that's true. We females are more emotional, so we usually talk it out rather than fight it out. 90 percent of new york city cab drivers are recently arrived immigrants (well duh!!) LOL. a 17 year old girl from miami florida started sneezing on Jan the 4th and didn't stop until the 8th of June 66 (bless you!!) Oh my goodness! a fish memory span is 3 sec. (hummm kind of like my husbands!!!) That's why fish get baited so often. They forget that the bait gets them killed(they bite the bait, and sometimes, the fishe drops them back into the water, but next time, they could get caught and eaten!)

03-09-2007, 03:07 PM	#5
hippiechick60 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 18, 2006 Location: indiana Posts: 632	ok...didn't i just say all of that?? why are you copying me for??!! i think everyone can read what i said in the frist place don't need you to repect any of it!