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hippiechick60 · 03-06-2007, 08:22 PM

lawyer says client not guilty
(well yeah or i want my money back!)

alzheimers center prepare for an affair to remeber
(hmmmm!)

gas cloud clears out taco bell
(yeah i can see it!)

man found dead in cemetery
(what hes not suppoesed to be there?!!)

sign on a repair shop
we can fix anything (please knock hard on door - bell doesn't work
(hmmm yeah ok!)

sid of a manure truck
bs trucking
(yuck!!)

local cemeterey
drive carefully we can wait!!
(oh dear yes!)

catlover79 · 03-06-2007, 08:47 PM

Were these from Jay Leno's headlines? Here are a couple of other good ones: "peanut butter truck gets stuck on bridge" and "donuts missing; police on case".

Ireneparalegal · 03-06-2007, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Were these from Jay Leno's headlines? Here are a couple of other good ones: "peanut butter truck gets stuck on bridge" and "donuts missing; police on case".

They sound like Jay's stuff doesn't it?

catlover79 · 03-06-2007, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

They sound like Jay's stuff doesn't it?

Sure does! I also remember: "Strong Wind Blows Fiddler Off Roof".

hippiechick60 · 03-07-2007, 08:46 PM

i wouldn't know i don't watch his show i just got it off of the net!

03-06-2007, 08:22 PM	#1
hippiechick60 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 18, 2006 Location: indiana Posts: 632	Some funny stuff! lawyer says client not guilty (well yeah or i want my money back!) alzheimers center prepare for an affair to remeber (hmmmm!) gas cloud clears out taco bell (yeah i can see it!) man found dead in cemetery (what hes not suppoesed to be there?!!) sign on a repair shop we can fix anything (please knock hard on door - bell doesn't work (hmmm yeah ok!) sid of a manure truck bs trucking (yuck!!) local cemeterey drive carefully we can wait!! (oh dear yes!)

03-06-2007, 08:47 PM	#2
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03-07-2007, 08:46 PM	#5
hippiechick60 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 18, 2006 Location: indiana Posts: 632	i wouldn't know i don't watch his show i just got it off of the net!