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TJL · 03-06-2007, 02:06 PM

Global Warming: now it hits brothels
Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Brothel owners in Bulgaria are blaming global warming for staff shortages.

They claim their best girls are working in ski resorts because a lack of snow has forced tourists to seek other pleasures.

Petra Nestorova, who runs an escort agency in Sofia, said: 'We have hired students, but they are temps and nothing like our elite girls.'

How come this wasn't in "Inconveniant Truth?"

catlover79 · 03-06-2007, 03:20 PM

No comment.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 03-06-2007, 04:14 PM

TVFactFan · 03-06-2007, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TJL

Global Warming: now it hits brothels
Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Brothel owners in Bulgaria are blaming global warming for staff shortages.

They claim their best girls are working in ski resorts because a lack of snow has forced tourists to seek other pleasures.

Petra Nestorova, who runs an escort agency in Sofia, said: 'We have hired students, but they are temps and nothing like our elite girls.'

How come this wasn't in "Inconveniant Truth?"

I don't think the Bunny ranch was effected-lol

Superstar · 03-06-2007, 05:28 PM

Mr. Cranky · 03-06-2007, 07:02 PM

Somebody get Algore on the phone, lol.

dawsongirl · 03-06-2007, 09:58 PM

Oh, stupid! LOL

Brian Damage · 03-06-2007, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by TVResearcher

I don't think the Bunny ranch was effected-lol

Corolla · 03-09-2007, 03:22 PM

catlover79 · 03-09-2007, 05:46 PM

This is the funniest (and stupidest) story I've heard this week!!

03-06-2007, 02:06 PM	#1
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03-06-2007, 09:58 PM	#7
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03-09-2007, 05:46 PM	#10
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	This is the funniest (and stupidest) story I've heard this week!!