Monday's Quotes & Honeymooners TV Schedule (3/

[Frank Gannucci]

Surprise! Surprise! This is me Frank Gannucci from the old board as well. I am returning with my posts and my TV Schedules. Thank you Greg for all your help.

(AmericanLife TV):

TV-G

All times are Eastern.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia
MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie Norton.

(The first VCR Plus Code is for the first showing. The second one is
for the second showing.)

Sat. Mar. 10, 2007 7p & 11p #46 – "The Match Game": Frances Langford
plays the brain behind a computer-match service, as the Honeymooners
breeze into the Windy City. Computer-wise, the Norton's match really
clicks -- but Cupid somehow missed with the Kramdens! Who's at
fault, man or machine? (VCR Plus Code: 3749/61381.)

Sat. Mar. 10 8p & Sun. Mar. 11, 2007 8p #47 – "Double Trouble":
Jackie plays a dual role as the Honeymooners check in at scenic Sun
Valley, Idaho. A Kramden look alike is passing some bad checks, and
the Honeymooners devise their own disguise to track down the
culprit. (VCR Plus Code: 2497/2817.)

Sat. Mar. 17 8p & Sun. Mar. 18, 2007 12a #49 – "We're Off To See The
Wizard": The Honeymooners' Mardi Gras celebration turns typically
topsy-turvy. A hotel mix-up leads the foursome to Emma (Doro
Merande), Norton's very-distant relative. Emma, a phony
spiritualist, takes them in -- then in a séance tries to take Ralph
in again. (VCR Plus Code: 1185/95920.)

Sat. Mar. 17 9p & Sun. Mar. 18, 2007 7p #50 – "Operation Protest":
Ralph gets his big break when he becomes public-relations director
for his bus company. But joy may be short-lived: guess which bus
company Alice's protester-nephew is picketing. (VCR Plus Code:
1949/8499.)

(Showtime, Showtime HD, Showtime Too & Showtime Family):

Rated: PG.

Mike Epps as Ed Norton. Regina Hall as Trixie Norton. Cedric the
Entertainer as Ralph Kramden. Gabrielle Union as Alice Kramden.

Ralph & Norton hatch a get-rich-quick scheme to get them out of
Brooklyn and onto easy street. Standing by their husbands are
devoted wives Alice and Trixie, who help their guys make ends meet
by being waitresses at a neighborhood diner.

The movie is 90 minutes long.

Day Time Channel VCR Plus Code
Wednesday, Mar, 07 07:00 AM Showtime Family (VCR Plus Code: 44736.)
Wednesday, Mar, 07 02:30 PM Showtime Family (VCR Plus Code: 73649.)
Thursday, Mar. 08 01:15 PM Showtime Too 1293595
Thursday, Mar, 08 09:30 PM Showtime Too 1508156
Friday, Mar, 09 05:45 AM Showtime Too 78879880
Saturday, Mar, 10 06:45 AM Showtime 2926774
Saturday, Mar, 10 06:45 AM Showtime HD 5000923
Saturday, Mar, 10 06:30 PM Showtime 113855
Saturday, Mar, 10 06:30 PM Showtime HD 46107
Monday, Mar, 12 02:30 PM Showtime Family 62589
Monday, Mar, 12 10:20 PM Showtime Family 7564638
Tuesday, Mar, 13 10:00 AM Showtime 506874
Tuesday, Mar, 13 10:00 AM Showtime HD 32771
Tuesday, Mar, 13 08:00 PM Showtime 116348
Tuesday, Mar, 13 08:00 PM Showtime 60972
Wednesday, Mar, 14 10:15 AM Showtime Too 2536172
Wednesday, Mar, 14 06:30 PM Showtime Too 6342849
Thursday, Mar, 15 05:45 AM Showtime Too 78648912
Saturday, Mar, 17 09:15 AM Showtime Family 5223603
Saturday, Mar, 17 07:00 PM Showtime Family 62968
Monday, Mar, 19 01:00 PM Showtime Too 7137884

(Showtime & Showtime HD):

Tue. Mar. 13, 2007 "Making of The Honeymooners" (Half-hour special):
This is a special that includes the making of the Honeymooners
Movie. (VCR Plus Code for Showtime: 3998315 & for Showtime HD:
3529348.)

All of this is on Showtime's Pacific Channels. Just add three hours
to the times I just posted.

Please Leave The Premises":

Ralph: "I'm the general! The General! I'm running the whole thing
here. Just remember, you're a Private - you got nothing to say.
Nothing! I'm the General. What I say goes!"

Alice: "Then you better say: 'Alice,' because I'm going!"

"Two Men On A Horse Part 1":

(Ralph & his friends are in the kitchen.)

Ralph (singing): "Yes, little Raccoons who have lost their way.
Doomed from here until eternity..."

Alice (coming in the kitchen): "Shut up!"

"Ralph Kramden Inc.":

Alice: "I burned my figner on that darned stove."

Ralph: "If you are not burning yourself, it's my food."

"Box Top Kid Part 2":

(Ed comes out with pillows in his clothing. He is supposed to look
fat like Ralph.)

Alice: "Ed looks like a big, overstuffed balloon."

Ralph: "That's okay. I am supposed to look like Ralph."

"$99,000 Answer":

Alice: "Spell antidistanttablihmentterrism (sp?)."

Ralph: "I'll spell it...I'll spell it...I'll spell it."

Alice: "Well, go ahead."

Ralph: "I will spell it when you give me $16,000."

"People's Choice Part 1":

Ed: "You should go down to my Uncle's place in New Jersey. 'Bullets'
will never find you there."

Ralph: "He won't?"

Ed: "No, I have been going down there for the past three Sundays in a
row. I can't even find the place myself."

"The Main Event":

Dynamite: "I need a manager. Someone who will give fights."

Ed: "Why don't you get the guy you KOed in 12 seconds?"

"Operation: Protest":

(Cliff holds up the peace sign.)

Cliff: "Peace!"

Ralph (grabbing one of Cliff's fingers): "Alice, grab the other one
and make a wish."

"King of The Castle":

Ralph: "All the time, Trixie has been interrupting Ed's night's out
by calling him on the phone and saying: 'Come home! Come home!' and
all the time it is for nothing."

Alice: "This time, she wanted him over. Her mom was home."

Ralph: "That's the perfect reason for him not to come home."

Credit goes to tvguide.com, goodtv.com, honeymooners.net,
moviefone.com, idmb.com & Yahoo! Groups You're A Riot!

[haminahamina]

welcome Gannooch!!

I just posted to you in my group that the old gang is looking for you here..

Thanks for all your hard work and dedication to the Honeymooners over the years!!

[T-Greg]

Welcome to our "new" home Frank. See this link. We were just talking about you earler today:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...d.php?t=195151

[Bill S.]

Hey there Frank! Good to see you back where you belong. Anyway, as I mentioned in that thread Greg linked you to, I think we should be able to get the moderators to make this a sticky thread for you so you can post your quotes and such in the same thread instead of having to make a new one every day. Perhaps they/you could rename it "Frank's Daily Quotes & TV Schedules" or something along those lines...just a suggestion. I look forward to seeing you around.