Things You'd Never Hear Family Ties Characters Say - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

bttf4444 · 03-04-2007, 02:54 PM

I thought this would be a fun game to play.

Mallory: Of course I'll go out with you, Skippy! You're the man of my dreams!

Alex: I hate Richard Nixon! He's a disgrace to our country!

Alex: You are such a brat, Andy! I wish Mom and Dad stopped after Jennifer!

Alex: Why would I want to be your friend, Skippy? You're such a geek!

Jeff: Actually, Mallory is a nice girl and everything - but I'm really in love with you, Alex!
Alex: Oh, Jeff, I thought you would never say that! I'm in love with you, too!

Just a few to start out with.

Already Gone · 03-04-2007, 04:05 PM

Steven: You know, i'm really looking forward to the Republican convention this year.

Elyse: I'm really getting sick of health food. Let's all go down to McDonalds and have a Big Mac.

Mallory: I really love school, I could do homework all day. Fashion is so boring.

bttf4444 · 03-04-2007, 04:38 PM

Alex: I think you make a great boyfriend for Mallory, Nick. I can hardly wait to have you for a brother-in-law.

Mallory: I love you, Skippy! Will you marry me?
Skippy: Are you kidding? No way! I think you're ugly! I'm planning to marry Alex.
Alex: Oh, of course I'll marry you, Skippy!
Mallory: How can you both stab me in the back like that? I had a crush on Skippy since I was a baby.

Mallory: It's great that you're also going with Sandy, Jeff. We could have a threesome together. Wouldn't that be awesome?
Sandy: Mallory is right! I think she's so sexy - just as sexy as you. Then, as a bi-sexual, I can have the best of both worlds.
Mallory: Right, exactly. I bet it would be great having you both in bed together.
Jeff: I have an even better idea. Why don't we have a foursome? Alex can join us, if he likes.
Mallory: Great! I always knew I had strong feelings for my brother. Sometimes, I think one of us was adopted - because I've always had a crush on him.
Sandy: That's even more awesome! Alex P Keaton is the next best thing to Michael J Fox. The four of us will probably have the most unique relationship in the world.
~Later On~
Alex: That sounds like a wonderful idea! I would like all of you to join me at Princeton next year.
Mallory: That would be nice, except that I won't graduate for two years.
Alex: That's okay, Mallory. I plan to use Doc's DeLorean time machine, take a trip to 2015 and purchase a sports almanac, come back to the present and place a few bets. Then I'll bribe the dean to let you into college. Then all four of us can share in the wealth together.
*All four of them then throw their arms around each other.*

BTW, I am aware that Doc's time machine wouldn't be invented for another year and a half - along with a few other nitpicks - but seeing as this is a humour dialogue, it doesn't really matter much.

freshprinceofLA · 03-04-2007, 09:24 PM

Alex: I am a liberal Democrat.
Alex: Decreasing deficit spending is good.

Steven: Time to go hunting.

Elyse: (in response to alex getting in a fight) Well? Did you kill him?

bttf4444 · 03-05-2007, 12:42 AM

Alex: I never want to hear another word about Wall Street again!

Alex: I love rock music, and nothing but rock music!

Ellen: I'm sorry, Alex, but I fell in love with Michael J Fox.
Alex: Then maybe Tracy Pollan will marry me, instead.

Alex: Wait a minute! Wait a minute, Reverend! Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?
Rev. Jim: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car - why not do it with some style. Besides, the stainless, steel construction made the flux dispersal...

bttf4444 · 04-12-2007, 12:16 AM

Alex: You are so smart, Mallory.

Mallory: You are the man of my dreams, Skippy! *kiss* *kiss*

Mikado · 06-18-2007, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bttf4444

Ellen: I'm sorry, Alex, but I fell in love with Michael J Fox.
Alex: Then maybe Tracy Pollan will marry me, instead...

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Alex: Who stitched that damned "APK" on all of my clothes????

Jennifer: Im not EVER going to my room again!!

Skippy: Oh great, the mailman brought me MORE love letters from that pest, Mallory......( Gets pen, writes "return to sender" on envelopes )

Steve AND Elyse: Godddddddd, I hated the 60s!!!!

bttf4444 · 06-19-2007, 11:07 AM

Alex: Yes, I love rock and roll. My favourite band is Huey Lewis and The News. I especially enjoy The Power of Love.

Elyse: I think it's terrible. Girls chasing boys. When I was your age I never chased a boy, or called a boy, or sat in a parked car with a boy.

Mikado · 06-19-2007, 11:51 AM

( Elyse on stage, guitar in hand ) "Hi there, my name is Elyse Keaton, and Im here to sing the songs that meant so much to me in my life......ill start with, "Hit me baby, one more time"!"
Alex: Bankers are leaches on society, I'm dedicating my life to destroying them all!
Steven: PBS sucks!!!!
Mallory: Why doesnt Skippy call? Ive been waiting by the phone all day!
Skippy: OMG, I have such a crush...I cant forget the one i love.....im obssessed............................Oh Nick, why dont you love me, as I love you???????
Jennifer: Im not a little girl......waiter,(get) my FERRARI!!!!!!!

catlover79 · 06-19-2007, 12:37 PM

Elyse: OK, kids, here's my stack of Peter, Paul & Mary albums, some Pete Seger and some Byrds. Feel free to destroy them. I can't believe I liked them. I will never sing those songs again!!

Family Ties Forever! · 06-19-2007, 08:25 PM

Mallory: I'm so tired of Nick. He is the dumbest, ugliest, most annoying person ever.

Mikado · 06-20-2007, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Family Ties Forever!

Mallory: I'm so tired of Nick. He is the dumbest, ugliest, most annoying person ever.

True, Mallory probably never said that, but, I'm sure that at least half the fans of the show ( incl me ) DID!

Family Ties Forever! · 06-20-2007, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikado

True, Mallory probably never said that, but, I'm sure that at least half the fans of the show ( incl me ) DID!

I wish she had said that. Better yet she should have dumped him.

bttf4444 · 06-20-2007, 03:14 PM

Andy: (after final episode) I'm so glad Alex is gone! I never liked him, anyway!

Alex: I think we should have tofu for dinner tonight!

Mikado · 06-20-2007, 03:57 PM

Alex: Hey Skippy, your sister is HOTTTTTT!!
Skippy, to Alex: Your sister looks like a chihuahua on crack!
Ni-ick: I want to thank my esteemed collegues on the occasion of my being awarded this Nobel Prize, for physics!
Steven ( To Mallory ): You dumped Nick to go back to that "college bum" Jeff??? What the hell is wrong with you????????

03-04-2007, 02:54 PM	#1
bttf4444 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 09, 2006 Posts: 336	Things You'd Never Hear Family Ties Characters Say I thought this would be a fun game to play. Mallory: Of course I'll go out with you, Skippy! You're the man of my dreams! Alex: I hate Richard Nixon! He's a disgrace to our country! Alex: You are such a brat, Andy! I wish Mom and Dad stopped after Jennifer! Alex: Why would I want to be your friend, Skippy? You're such a geek! Jeff: Actually, Mallory is a nice girl and everything - but I'm really in love with you, Alex! Alex: Oh, Jeff, I thought you would never say that! I'm in love with you, too! Just a few to start out with.

03-04-2007, 04:38 PM	#3
bttf4444 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 09, 2006 Posts: 336	Alex: I think you make a great boyfriend for Mallory, Nick. I can hardly wait to have you for a brother-in-law. Mallory: I love you, Skippy! Will you marry me? Skippy: Are you kidding? No way! I think you're ugly! I'm planning to marry Alex. Alex: Oh, of course I'll marry you, Skippy! Mallory: How can you both stab me in the back like that? I had a crush on Skippy since I was a baby. Mallory: It's great that you're also going with Sandy, Jeff. We could have a threesome together. Wouldn't that be awesome? Sandy: Mallory is right! I think she's so sexy - just as sexy as you. Then, as a bi-sexual, I can have the best of both worlds. Mallory: Right, exactly. I bet it would be great having you both in bed together. Jeff: I have an even better idea. Why don't we have a foursome? Alex can join us, if he likes. Mallory: Great! I always knew I had strong feelings for my brother. Sometimes, I think one of us was adopted - because I've always had a crush on him. Sandy: That's even more awesome! Alex P Keaton is the next best thing to Michael J Fox. The four of us will probably have the most unique relationship in the world. ~Later On~ Alex: That sounds like a wonderful idea! I would like all of you to join me at Princeton next year. Mallory: That would be nice, except that I won't graduate for two years. Alex: That's okay, Mallory. I plan to use Doc's DeLorean time machine, take a trip to 2015 and purchase a sports almanac, come back to the present and place a few bets. Then I'll bribe the dean to let you into college. Then all four of us can share in the wealth together. All four of them then throw their arms around each other. BTW, I am aware that Doc's time machine wouldn't be invented for another year and a half - along with a few other nitpicks - but seeing as this is a humour dialogue, it doesn't really matter much.
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03-04-2007, 09:24 PM	#4
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06-19-2007, 12:37 PM	#10
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06-19-2007, 08:25 PM	#11
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03-04-2007, 04:05 PM	#2
Already Gone Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 31, 2004 Posts: 2,587	Steven: You know, i'm really looking forward to the Republican convention this year. Elyse: I'm really getting sick of health food. Let's all go down to McDonalds and have a Big Mac. Mallory: I really love school, I could do homework all day. Fashion is so boring.

03-05-2007, 12:42 AM	#5
bttf4444 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 09, 2006 Posts: 336	Alex: I never want to hear another word about Wall Street again! Alex: I love rock music, and nothing but rock music! Ellen: I'm sorry, Alex, but I fell in love with Michael J Fox. Alex: Then maybe Tracy Pollan will marry me, instead. Alex: Wait a minute! Wait a minute, Reverend! Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean? Rev. Jim: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car - why not do it with some style. Besides, the stainless, steel construction made the flux dispersal...

04-12-2007, 12:16 AM	#6
bttf4444 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 09, 2006 Posts: 336	Alex: You are so smart, Mallory. Mallory: You are the man of my dreams, Skippy! kiss kiss

06-19-2007, 11:07 AM	#8
bttf4444 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 09, 2006 Posts: 336	Alex: Yes, I love rock and roll. My favourite band is Huey Lewis and The News. I especially enjoy The Power of Love. Elyse: I think it's terrible. Girls chasing boys. When I was your age I never chased a boy, or called a boy, or sat in a parked car with a boy.

06-19-2007, 11:51 AM	#9
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	( Elyse on stage, guitar in hand ) "Hi there, my name is Elyse Keaton, and Im here to sing the songs that meant so much to me in my life......ill start with, "Hit me baby, one more time"!" Alex: Bankers are leaches on society, I'm dedicating my life to destroying them all! Steven: PBS sucks!!!! Mallory: Why doesnt Skippy call? Ive been waiting by the phone all day! Skippy: OMG, I have such a crush...I cant forget the one i love.....im obssessed............................Oh Nick, why dont you love me, as I love you??????? Jennifer: Im not a little girl......waiter,(get) my FERRARI!!!!!!!

06-20-2007, 03:14 PM	#14
bttf4444 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 09, 2006 Posts: 336	Andy: (after final episode) I'm so glad Alex is gone! I never liked him, anyway! Alex: I think we should have tofu for dinner tonight!

06-20-2007, 03:57 PM	#15
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	Alex: Hey Skippy, your sister is HOTTTTTT!! Skippy, to Alex: Your sister looks like a chihuahua on crack! Ni-ick: I want to thank my esteemed collegues on the occasion of my being awarded this Nobel Prize, for physics! Steven ( To Mallory ): You dumped Nick to go back to that "college bum" Jeff??? What the hell is wrong with you????????