My favorite episode is the series finale. Gen. Burkhalter and Maj. Hochstetter profess their love for one another, move in together, and open an art gallery. Col. Klink marries Frau Linkmeyer and they have many ugly children with one bad eye. Sgt. Schultz re-opens the Schotzi Toy Co. and becomes famous making a doll called "Wilhelm the Idiot."
...but I admit I would get a kick out of seeing such an episode. LOL
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