How to deal with an annoying person on a plane - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Jenya · 02-04-2007, 02:43 PM

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane, bus or
train:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.

6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

7. Then hit this link:

Click here:http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

Chocoholic · 02-04-2007, 02:52 PM

I'm sorry, but with all the threats of terrorism these days, I don't find that funny.

Lex Luthor · 02-04-2007, 04:56 PM

I think that might get you the rubber glove treatment from the skymarshal

Brian Damage · 02-04-2007, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jenya

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane, bus or
train:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.

6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

7. Then hit this link:

Click here:http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

yawn

Already Gone · 02-04-2007, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jenya

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane, bus or
train:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.

6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

7. Then hit this link:

Click here:http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 02-04-2007, 06:31 PM

Wow that's really not funny.

Courtnee · 02-04-2007, 07:18 PM

I thought it was funny. =/

ABlairican Pie · 02-04-2007, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jenya

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane, bus or
train:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.

6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

7. Then hit this link:

Click here:http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

OMG, that is too funny!!! Cold, but funny!!!!

jie3 · 02-05-2007, 12:59 AM

So funny I forgot to laugh

Not exactly in the best taste.

Hollow · 02-05-2007, 01:32 AM

k.

Jenya · 02-08-2007, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ABlairican Pie

OMG, that is too funny!!! Cold, but funny!!!!

It is cold and funny. By the way. Has anybody here bothered to figure out what the Arabic language at the top of that link translated into?

Arabic Translation:

"These Numbers Will Flash in Ten Seconds"

Sterling Holobyte · 02-09-2007, 04:36 PM

Hey, my tea's done.

Seriously though. Not real funny. I guess if you really wanted to deal with an annoying person on a plane you could also shout "allahu ackbar!" as the thing is counting down. C'mon now.

Dude111 · 04-09-2025, 03:22 AM

Wow that might get you hauled off!!! (Especially when they see nothing happens @ 0

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02-04-2007, 02:43 PM	#1
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02-04-2007, 04:56 PM	#3
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02-04-2007, 07:18 PM	#7
Courtnee MAN VS SAMMICH. Forum Star Join Date: Mar 23, 2005 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,413	I thought it was funny. =/
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02-05-2007, 12:59 AM	#9
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02-09-2007, 04:36 PM	#12
Sterling Holobyte Harper House Senior Member Join Date: Nov 07, 2002 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 2,896	Hey, my tea's done. Seriously though. Not real funny. I guess if you really wanted to deal with an annoying person on a plane you could also shout "allahu ackbar!" as the thing is counting down. C'mon now.
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02-04-2007, 02:52 PM	#2
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	I'm sorry, but with all the threats of terrorism these days, I don't find that funny.

02-04-2007, 06:31 PM	#6
AllIWantIsYourClutch peaceout. Forum Icon Join Date: Aug 02, 2001 Location: Illinois. Posts: 53,424	Wow that's really not funny.

02-05-2007, 01:32 AM	#10
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04-09-2025, 03:22 AM	#13
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 36,486	Wow that might get you hauled off!!! (Especially when they see nothing happens @ 0 )