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IheartBlair · 01-16-2007, 01:52 AM

I was just wondering what everyone else's favorite quotes from the show are.

alexexstead14 · 01-16-2007, 09:56 AM

I like Blair's "I had another one of my brilliant ideas" and then Jo's comeback afterwards.

cavalier · 01-16-2007, 12:14 PM

Jo: "there is some wing ding this Saturday night.

Natalie: Could that be your wing ding Blair?

Blair: I don't go to wing dings.

cavalier · 01-16-2007, 12:16 PM

Jo: Whats this?

Blair: Diners Club

Jo: Blair this is a dive, dives don't take Diners Club.

Blair: Well, it's all I have!

Robert 13 · 01-16-2007, 01:29 PM

One of my favorite lines is in Season 4 in one of my all-time favorite episodes which I can't wait to have on dvd.

Natalie: Do I have to go over this again? These are my brain wave conductors and when the window opens....

Here are some more:

In the "Chain Letter" episode...
(you kinda have to watch it to get the laughs)

Jo: Then you have to smile and be nice to people.

Natalie: I like to do those things. I'm a people person!

Mrs. Garrett walks in: Girrrrls, I need your heeeelp!

In "The Sound Of Silence"...

Tootie: I don't wanna be handicapped. Oh Geri, I'm sorry but I just don't.
Geri: Hey, that's okay. Who does? Do you think they showed me what they had and I chose cerebral palsey?

In "Runaway"...

Man outside the theatre: I'll take two for tonight.
Natalie: Which two? Jo hits her. Just curious.

In "Green-eyed Monster"...

Jo: Nat, nice girls don't throw trees!

There are soooo many.

Scoobiedoo30 · 01-16-2007, 01:35 PM

Jo what This

Nighthawk76 · 01-16-2007, 02:23 PM

"Tootie. I like saying Tootie"
-Rod Serling "Seven Little Indians"

A.D.A. Casey Novak · 01-16-2007, 06:20 PM

Blair: "I don't know why I say such stupid things".

Jo: "Practice"

***

Jo to Blair on graduation day, "No more---". Very emotional scene and I remember they played it over and over again in the previews for the episode.

Tootie's black bf doesn't know how to dance. Jo: "Another myth blown".
***

Mrs Garrett: You've got your friends waiting for you. What more could you want?"

Jo: Wings.

**

Tootie: My mama didn't raise no fool.

***

Eddie: I'm sorry.
Jo: (crying) So am I. (God, I loved that episode).

***

Jo: We don't care about the ice cream flavor. Vanilla or chocolate.

***

Jo: Keep walking, nerd.

***

Jo: You're born, you move on, you die, that's life. (I wonder which of the four actresses God will call first? My instinct says NM, but I could be wrong).

***

Jo: Everybody has an angle.

***
Natalie: Make that a double....

***

Tootie: This is gonna get gooooood..." (pause). Did I lie?"

***

Tootie: It's always been a rough time for my people (Man, they wouldn't get away with that line nowadays).

***

Jo: You are what you are and that's good enough for me".

Let'sface it. Without the friendship of Jo and Blair, this series wouldn't be nearly as good. NM and LW had wonderful chemistry. All their lines were funny, but poignant. It was just a really good mesh. A lot of people credit NM. But it's just as much L.W. (And I'm not just saying that because I adore LW). It was just the perfect match. The one wouldn't be nearly as good without the other.

Nighthawk76 · 01-16-2007, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by A.D.A. Casey Novak

Let'sface it. Without the friendship of Jo and Blair, this series wouldn't be nearly as good. NM and LW had wonderful chemistry. All their lines were funny, but poignant. It was just a really good mesh. A lot of people credit NM. But it's just as much L.W. (And I'm not just saying that because I adore LW). It was just the perfect match. The one wouldn't be nearly as good without the other.

Jo and Blair are like two sides of the same coin. You can't have one without the other. As much as I love the first season, I think that first season Blair was only half the character that she would later become. It is like Jo completed her.

cavalier · 01-16-2007, 08:40 PM

Jo: hey Farrah?

Blair: I need puff

Jo: puff?

Blair: it's a Blair Warner trade mark. It's what separates my hair from your hair.

Jo: That and a bottle of born blonde!

angie_87 · 01-16-2007, 10:24 PM

Blair - "Turn Blue"

JoPol_wannabe · 01-16-2007, 11:41 PM

These are my favs:

Blair: I'm in a house without mirrors.
Mrs. Garrett: Don't worry Blair you can see yourself in the dishes.

Mrs. Garrett: This is not a school for spoiled rich girls. (Everyone turns around)
Blair: Why is everyone looking at me?

Mrs. Garrett: - "Would you girls care for a bowl of Meow Mix?"

Nat: A flash back within a flash back... I'm so brilliant it scares me.

Blair: Another brilliant idea just popped into my head.
Jo: Oh, don't scare it. It's a lonely place in there.

Jo: Oh no Tootie, I hate teaching people how to drive... They're always nervous, they make stupied mistakes, and they cry when you slap them.

Nat: "Goodbye Natalie, Hello hot lips!"

Jo: So, things change. You're born, you move on, you die. That's life."

Tootie: Ta Ta Tootie goodbye, Ta Ta Tootie don't cry
Mr. Parker: Tootie dittos don't count
Tootie: Dittos don't slice it huh

A.D.A. Casey Novak · 01-17-2007, 10:16 AM

Tootie: Wanna sing?

Jo: SING??!!

Tootie: Yea, that's what I do when I'm nervous (scared?). What do you do?

Jo: Slap people.

***

Tootie: We talk about "what it is".

Blair: Huh?

Tootie: You know. "What it is..."

Natalie: What IS it?

***
Blair: You don't care about anyone but yourself, do you?

Jo: You got it, Farrah.

***
Jo: I guess when you come from the wrong side of the tracks, guys think you're easy.

Blair: They think that if you come from the right side too. Heck I OWN the tracks and some of them think it about me."

***

Blair: Let's face it. She won over ME. She had everything to live for.

***

Mrs Garrett: There once was a great whale, who had a big tail"

***

Jo: I'm sorry.

Blair: Of course you are.

Jo: No I mean it. It was an accident.

Blair: I know. May I?

Blair: Oh I'm sorry. It was an accident.

***

Blair: He said I reminded him of his pony.

Jo: Which end?

***

Jo: YOU WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN TO ME FACE?!!!

Blair (perfectly calm): No.

***

Jo: I was thinking of doing something different with my hair?

Blair: You mean like washing it?

***

blairmusica · 01-18-2007, 10:26 PM

Gosh, there are so many! FOL Was a very quoutable show! Here goes
Natalie's Mom "Natalie, we dont want you to sacrifice having fun"
Natalie "I hate fun! Tootie, tell her How much I hate fun!"

Also After Blair botched a chemistry experiment
Jo "oh, whats that smell? Why, Blair, its you!"

A.D.A. Casey Novak · 01-19-2007, 10:22 AM

Blair: Listen. When it comes to men, the only thing you can take from me is lessons.

Jo: Just don't start with me. I said I'm not going. I'm trying to be nice.

Mrs Garrett (getting in between them): She is Blair, she really is.

****

Jo (to Blair): I've met bag ladies that share more than you do.

***

And introducing the new president of Warner Textiles, Jo Polniazeck

***
Blair (excidely to Jo): IT'S 1984, ISN'T IT!!???

jO: Very good. Now you wanna guess what planet we're on?

01-16-2007, 01:52 AM	#1
IheartBlair Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 14, 2005 Location: Hartford,CT Posts: 71	What are some of your favorite quotes? I was just wondering what everyone else's favorite quotes from the show are.
	__________________ "There's too much damn truth in this world, tell me lies, tell me anything" ~Jinny Exstead Blair:Look, I know a phony when I see one. Jo: You should, you spend enough time looking in the mirror. Jo: Blow it out ya Gucci bag. Natalie: Where'd you get the beer? Jo: I got the beer. ^ Tootie: We have to do something to help Mrs. Garrett! Jo: slaps Tootie on the hand, sorta hard Jo: why? ( in a sleep voice) hahahaha

01-16-2007, 01:35 PM	#6
Scoobiedoo30 Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Jun 27, 2002 Location: KENNER, LOUISIANA Posts: 27,654	Jo what This
	__________________ Who Dat

01-16-2007, 10:24 PM	#11
angie_87 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 10, 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 18	Blair - "Turn Blue"
	__________________ "I've just had another one of my BRILLIANT ideas" - Blair Warner

01-16-2007, 11:41 PM	#12
JoPol_wannabe Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 11, 2001 Location: Nebraska Posts: 3,036	These are my favs: Blair: I'm in a house without mirrors. Mrs. Garrett: Don't worry Blair you can see yourself in the dishes. Mrs. Garrett: This is not a school for spoiled rich girls. (Everyone turns around) Blair: Why is everyone looking at me? Mrs. Garrett: - "Would you girls care for a bowl of Meow Mix?" Nat: A flash back within a flash back... I'm so brilliant it scares me. Blair: Another brilliant idea just popped into my head. Jo: Oh, don't scare it. It's a lonely place in there. Jo: Oh no Tootie, I hate teaching people how to drive... They're always nervous, they make stupied mistakes, and they cry when you slap them. Nat: "Goodbye Natalie, Hello hot lips!" Jo: So, things change. You're born, you move on, you die. That's life." Tootie: Ta Ta Tootie goodbye, Ta Ta Tootie don't cry Mr. Parker: Tootie dittos don't count Tootie: Dittos don't slice it huh
	__________________ I'm not superstitious, but I am a little sitious. - Michael Scott The Office You can fish in one hand and crap in the other- Grandpa Gustafson Grumpy Old Men Jo: Oh no Tootie, I hate teaching people how to drive... They're always nervous, they make stupied mistakes, and they cry when you slap them. Sookie: Super Cool Party People say Super Cool Ado Lorelai: Oy with the poodles already- Gilmore Girls Last edited by JoPol_wannabe; 01-17-2007 at 02:06 AM.

01-16-2007, 09:56 AM	#2
alexexstead14 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 19, 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 60	I like Blair's "I had another one of my brilliant ideas" and then Jo's comeback afterwards.

01-16-2007, 12:14 PM	#3
cavalier Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 07, 2003 Posts: 189	Jo: "there is some wing ding this Saturday night. Natalie: Could that be your wing ding Blair? Blair: I don't go to wing dings.

01-16-2007, 12:16 PM	#4
cavalier Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 07, 2003 Posts: 189	Jo: Whats this? Blair: Diners Club Jo: Blair this is a dive, dives don't take Diners Club. Blair: Well, it's all I have!

01-16-2007, 01:29 PM	#5
Robert 13 Member Senior Member Join Date: May 10, 2006 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 1,521	One of my favorite lines is in Season 4 in one of my all-time favorite episodes which I can't wait to have on dvd. Natalie: Do I have to go over this again? These are my brain wave conductors and when the window opens.... Here are some more: In the "Chain Letter" episode... (you kinda have to watch it to get the laughs) Jo: Then you have to smile and be nice to people. Natalie: I like to do those things. I'm a people person! Mrs. Garrett walks in: Girrrrls, I need your heeeelp! In "The Sound Of Silence"... Tootie: I don't wanna be handicapped. Oh Geri, I'm sorry but I just don't. Geri: Hey, that's okay. Who does? Do you think they showed me what they had and I chose cerebral palsey? In "Runaway"... Man outside the theatre: I'll take two for tonight. Natalie: Which two? Jo hits her. Just curious. In "Green-eyed Monster"... Jo: Nat, nice girls don't throw trees! There are soooo many.

01-16-2007, 02:23 PM	#7
Nighthawk76 Rachel Berry Forum Celebrity Join Date: Feb 28, 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 23,254	"Tootie. I like saying Tootie" -Rod Serling "Seven Little Indians"

01-16-2007, 06:20 PM	#8
A.D.A. Casey Novak Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 23, 2006 Posts: 180	Blair: "I don't know why I say such stupid things". Jo: "Practice" * Jo to Blair on graduation day, "No more---". Very emotional scene and I remember they played it over and over again in the previews for the episode. Tootie's black bf doesn't know how to dance. Jo: "Another myth blown". * Mrs Garrett: You've got your friends waiting for you. What more could you want?" Jo: Wings. Tootie: My mama didn't raise no fool. * Eddie: I'm sorry. Jo: (crying) So am I. (God, I loved that episode). * Jo: We don't care about the ice cream flavor. Vanilla or chocolate. * Jo: Keep walking, nerd. * Jo: You're born, you move on, you die, that's life. (I wonder which of the four actresses God will call first? My instinct says NM, but I could be wrong). * Jo: Everybody has an angle. * Natalie: Make that a double.... * Tootie: This is gonna get gooooood..." (pause). Did I lie?" * Tootie: It's always been a rough time for my people (Man, they wouldn't get away with that line nowadays). * Jo: You are what you are and that's good enough for me". Let'sface it. Without the friendship of Jo and Blair, this series wouldn't be nearly as good. NM and LW had wonderful chemistry. All their lines were funny, but poignant. It was just a really good mesh. A lot of people credit NM. But it's just as much L.W. (And I'm not just saying that because I adore LW). It was just the perfect match. The one wouldn't be nearly as good without the other.

01-16-2007, 08:40 PM	#10
cavalier Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 07, 2003 Posts: 189	Jo: hey Farrah? Blair: I need puff Jo: puff? Blair: it's a Blair Warner trade mark. It's what separates my hair from your hair. Jo: That and a bottle of born blonde!

01-17-2007, 10:16 AM	#13
A.D.A. Casey Novak Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 23, 2006 Posts: 180	Tootie: Wanna sing? Jo: SING??!! Tootie: Yea, that's what I do when I'm nervous (scared?). What do you do? Jo: Slap people. * Tootie: We talk about "what it is". Blair: Huh? Tootie: You know. "What it is..." Natalie: What IS it? * Blair: You don't care about anyone but yourself, do you? Jo: You got it, Farrah. * Jo: I guess when you come from the wrong side of the tracks, guys think you're easy. Blair: They think that if you come from the right side too. Heck I OWN the tracks and some of them think it about me." * Blair: Let's face it. She won over ME. She had everything to live for. * Mrs Garrett: There once was a great whale, who had a big tail" * Jo: I'm sorry. Blair: Of course you are. Jo: No I mean it. It was an accident. Blair: I know. May I? Blair: Oh I'm sorry. It was an accident. * Blair: He said I reminded him of his pony. Jo: Which end? * Jo: YOU WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN TO ME FACE?!!! Blair (perfectly calm): No. * Jo: I was thinking of doing something different with my hair? Blair: You mean like washing it? *

01-18-2007, 10:26 PM	#14
blairmusica Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 10, 2006 Location: new jersey Posts: 100	Gosh, there are so many! FOL Was a very quoutable show! Here goes Natalie's Mom "Natalie, we dont want you to sacrifice having fun" Natalie "I hate fun! Tootie, tell her How much I hate fun!" Also After Blair botched a chemistry experiment Jo "oh, whats that smell? Why, Blair, its you!"

01-19-2007, 10:22 AM	#15
A.D.A. Casey Novak Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 23, 2006 Posts: 180	Blair: Listen. When it comes to men, the only thing you can take from me is lessons. Jo: Just don't start with me. I said I'm not going. I'm trying to be nice. Mrs Garrett (getting in between them): She is Blair, she really is. ** Jo (to Blair): I've met bag ladies that share more than you do. * And introducing the new president of Warner Textiles, Jo Polniazeck *** Blair (excidely to Jo): IT'S 1984, ISN'T IT!!??? jO: Very good. Now you wanna guess what planet we're on?