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01-12-2007, 10:10 AM
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Top Ten Signs Donald Trump Hates You
Top Ten Signs Donald Trump Hates You
From The Late Show With David Letterman; Thursday, January 11, 2007 10. Wake up to see Miss USA and Miss Universe slashing your tires 9. Pet hamster is missing and Donald's got a new hair style 8. Instead of firing you, he kicks you in the nuts 7. Debuting new reality show where contestants take a leak on your lawn 6. Only gives you twenty minutes to vacate your apartment instead of his customary forty-five 5. Buys all the pie in the world just so you can never have pie again 4. Twice daily, you're beaten by casino goons 3. You wake up each morning to find dozens of empty hairspray cans in your mailbox 2. Offers free night's stay at his hotel to anyone who nails your wife 1. You're one of the hosts of The View |
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01-12-2007, 04:23 PM
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01-12-2007, 05:02 PM
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Whether I'm the rose of sheer perfection
A freckle on the nose of life's complexion The Cinderella or the shine apple of its eye I gotta fly once, I gotta try once, Only can die once, right, sir? Ooh, life is juicy, juicy and you see, I gotta have my bite, sir. Get ready for me love, 'cause I'm a "comer" I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer Don't bring around the cloud to rain on my parade |
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01-12-2007, 05:55 PM
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Donald Trump appeared in Home Alone II.
Why am I the only one who mentions that? I must be the only one who sees the importance of that film. I LOVE the first two Home Alone films. Who else likes it when Joe Pesci gets so angry after he keeps getting hit by all of Kevin's traps? Okay, here's a question for you: would Donald Trump and Kevin McCallister get along? |
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01-12-2007, 06:09 PM
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Hey, I know you.
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Number 5 is the funniest.
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01-12-2007, 06:12 PM
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Cool cool cool
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01-12-2007, 06:21 PM
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01-12-2007, 07:38 PM
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01-12-2007, 08:04 PM
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I look forward to resuming our verbal judo - Lex Luthor It's a complicated world, Clark. Only the naďve view it in black and white - Lex Luthor Lex: "Well, that’s a common mistake." Lionel Luthor: "We don't need to play games, son." Lex Luthor: "Dad, games are all we got." |
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01-12-2007, 10:25 PM
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01-12-2007, 11:08 PM
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Those are funny.
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01-13-2007, 07:06 AM
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So - would Kevin and Mr Trump get along? |
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01-13-2007, 04:58 PM
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Memories of my childhood.
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01-15-2007, 01:27 AM
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