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Lex Luthor · 01-08-2007, 03:17 PM

Wow I think Vince McMahon has surpassed Don King as the sleaziest promoter ever. Not sure if it is going to satircal or if they are actually going to show up.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/articles/3685968/3903898

The Brash Billionaire vs. The Left Leaning Lesbian
Written: January 8, 2007WWE Chairman Vince McMahon has never been so proud to present live on Raw the “match” – Donald Trump vs. Rosie O’Donnell.

“This is the equivalent of Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H, Stone Cold vs. The Rock, Hulk Hogan vs. Andre the Giant,” McMahon said.

Using his vast influence, Mr. McMahon contacted both parties last night and both agreed to meet in the ring to settle their issue once and for all. When reached for comment, Trump was characteristically blunt.

“I don’t back down from a challenge. Rosie may host The View, but the only “view” she’s going to be seeing is me beating her butterball ass.”

Miss O’Donnell could not be reached for comment. Sources say she was consulting with her personal physician about possible gastric bypass surgery.

From Hollywood to Wall Street to the Nation’s Capital, the scorching hostility between The Donald and the Entertainment Queen will have all eyes on the USA Network tonight. While no one knows who will win, one thing is certain: EVERYONE has an opinion.

Barbara Walters, Rosie’s co-host on The View, was adamant in her opinion, saying “I’m 100 percent behind Rosie. Donald Trump claims I can’t stand Rosie but nothing can be further from the truth," Walters continued. "Just because she’s brash, opinionated, steals the spotlight from the other women on The View, belches without covering her mouth and leaves the toilet seat up… come to think of it, I hope Trump wipes the floor with her. That way maybe he can tell her what I’ve been dying to - You’re Fired!”

Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh was reached for comment, and he stated “I can relate to both Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump. I mean, I’m overweight AND have bad hair. I see this match as a draw.”

Kevin Federline, a celebrity who has experience in the squared circle, had another opinion entirely.

“All I know is, I hope Rosie has the decency to wear underwear.”

And Paris Hilton had a unique perspective entirely.

“Wrestling? Is that like where the people fight each other? That is sooo barbaric. That’s what the dinosaurs did. Dinosaurs are stupid. What was the question again?”

The hype and animosity of this issue has reached unprecedented heights, all the way up to the President of the United States. When reached for comment, President Bush said, “I just hope this match ends definitively and soon. There’s nothing worse than a conflict that lasts and lasts with no end in sight and no clear exit strategy.”

With the nation’s appetite clamoring for resolution, Mr. McMahon’s plan to bring these media titans together is being hailed as a promotional stroke of genius.

“THIS is what America is all about,” the Chairman of WWE said. “Two out of control egomaniacs beating the holy hell out of each other. It will be brutal, it will be ugly, it might even be disgusting but it will be LIVE Monday Night at 9 p.m. ET on USA’s MONDAY NIGHT RAW!”

Ireneparalegal · 01-08-2007, 03:25 PM

Donald is going everywhere bashing Rosie. He doesn't know how to give it up. He just keeps making himself look stupid. Did you see him on Letterman last night? Letterman even defended Rosie.

Lex Luthor · 01-08-2007, 03:37 PM

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Brain cramp! Too much cold medication this morning

AKA · 01-08-2007, 03:43 PM

I don't claim to know a whole lot about professional wrestling, but I thought WCW was owned by Ted Turner.

Lex Luthor · 01-08-2007, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by AKA

I don't claim to know a whole lot about professional wrestling, but I thought WCW was owned by Ted Turner.

You are right, too much sudafed and not enough caffiene this morning.

Brad Russ · 01-08-2007, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by AKA

I don't claim to know a whole lot about professional wrestling, but I thought WCW was owned by Ted Turner.

Vince Mcmahon bought WCW from Turner almost 5 years ago. He also bought ECW, and pretty much everything else out there.

I read on PW.com that this is going to be a storyline, where Vince and Donald will be starting a feud with each other. Apparantely NBC wants Donald to do this, and hopefully bring in new Apprentice fans. Btw, Trump stole that whole "you're fired" thing from Mcmahon. That's been Mcmahon's catch phrase since the late 90's.

Anyone else see Raw last week, when Vince Mcmahon called Rosie Yokozuna??

TVFactFan · 01-08-2007, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Donald is going everywhere bashing Rosie. He doesn't know how to give it up. He just keeps making himself look stupid. Did you see him on Letterman last night? Letterman even defended Rosie.

Well I'm hitting the record button

Lex Luthor · 01-08-2007, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Little Mel

Anyone else see Raw last week, when Vince Mcmahon called Rosie Yokozuna??

He also showed a picture of Yokosuna on the screen,

which is another reason I find it hard to believe that this is going to happen. I can't see Rosie coming on probably an impersonator, especially if they are going to play up a VM/DT feud.

Br26 · 01-08-2007, 06:10 PM

haha

Most likely it's just going to be actors portraying Rosie and Trump..I doubt Rosie would want to have to do anything with the WWE.

But I admit last week that I laughed at the whole Yokozuna thing.

Cactus Jack · 01-08-2007, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Lex Luthor

He also showed a picture of Yokosuna on the screen,

which is another reason I find it hard to believe that this is going to happen. I can't see Rosie coming on probably an impersonator, especially if they are going to play up a VM/DT feud.

Now I know whos playing Roseanne if they turn that inmto a movie...

moeee · 01-08-2007, 07:44 PM

this should be interesting tonight. I will be watching.

Chad22 · 01-08-2007, 07:48 PM

This is just gonna be something stupid that wastes airtime like that George Bush impersonator weeks ago.

Lex Luthor · 01-08-2007, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Quantum Knight

This is just gonna be something stupid that wastes airtime like that George Bush impersonator weeks ago.

I am shocked that they could get away with that. It was an incredibly unfavoring satire. Sad thing is there are some people that probably believed it was real.

Chelsea · 01-08-2007, 08:03 PM

Trump will probably be real, Rosie will probably be a fake.

Could be wrong, but that's what I'm expecting.

Chelsea · 01-08-2007, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Lex Luthor

I am shocked that they could get away with that. It was an incredibly unfavoring satire. Sad thing is there are some people that probably believed it was real.

I'm even more amazed it was greenlit given the fact that Vince McMahon is a staunch Republican.

01-08-2007, 03:17 PM	#1
Lex Luthor I'm bringing Lexy back Senior Member Join Date: Jun 07, 2005 Location: The Great White North Posts: 2,374	Rosie and Donald on Monday Night RAW ?? Wow I think Vince McMahon has surpassed Don King as the sleaziest promoter ever. Not sure if it is going to satircal or if they are actually going to show up. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/articles/3685968/3903898 The Brash Billionaire vs. The Left Leaning Lesbian Written: January 8, 2007WWE Chairman Vince McMahon has never been so proud to present live on Raw the “match” – Donald Trump vs. Rosie O’Donnell. “This is the equivalent of Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H, Stone Cold vs. The Rock, Hulk Hogan vs. Andre the Giant,” McMahon said. Using his vast influence, Mr. McMahon contacted both parties last night and both agreed to meet in the ring to settle their issue once and for all. When reached for comment, Trump was characteristically blunt. “I don’t back down from a challenge. Rosie may host The View, but the only “view” she’s going to be seeing is me beating her butterball ass.” Miss O’Donnell could not be reached for comment. Sources say she was consulting with her personal physician about possible gastric bypass surgery. From Hollywood to Wall Street to the Nation’s Capital, the scorching hostility between The Donald and the Entertainment Queen will have all eyes on the USA Network tonight. While no one knows who will win, one thing is certain: EVERYONE has an opinion. Barbara Walters, Rosie’s co-host on The View, was adamant in her opinion, saying “I’m 100 percent behind Rosie. Donald Trump claims I can’t stand Rosie but nothing can be further from the truth," Walters continued. "Just because she’s brash, opinionated, steals the spotlight from the other women on The View, belches without covering her mouth and leaves the toilet seat up… come to think of it, I hope Trump wipes the floor with her. That way maybe he can tell her what I’ve been dying to - You’re Fired!” Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh was reached for comment, and he stated “I can relate to both Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump. I mean, I’m overweight AND have bad hair. I see this match as a draw.” Kevin Federline, a celebrity who has experience in the squared circle, had another opinion entirely. “All I know is, I hope Rosie has the decency to wear underwear.” And Paris Hilton had a unique perspective entirely. “Wrestling? Is that like where the people fight each other? That is sooo barbaric. That’s what the dinosaurs did. Dinosaurs are stupid. What was the question again?” The hype and animosity of this issue has reached unprecedented heights, all the way up to the President of the United States. When reached for comment, President Bush said, “I just hope this match ends definitively and soon. There’s nothing worse than a conflict that lasts and lasts with no end in sight and no clear exit strategy.” With the nation’s appetite clamoring for resolution, Mr. McMahon’s plan to bring these media titans together is being hailed as a promotional stroke of genius. “THIS is what America is all about,” the Chairman of WWE said. “Two out of control egomaniacs beating the holy hell out of each other. It will be brutal, it will be ugly, it might even be disgusting but it will be LIVE Monday Night at 9 p.m. ET on USA’s MONDAY NIGHT RAW!”
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01-08-2007, 03:25 PM	#2
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01-08-2007, 08:03 PM	#14
Chelsea Semi-retired Forum Veteran Join Date: Jan 07, 2001 Location: Washington Posts: 5,727	Trump will probably be real, Rosie will probably be a fake. Could be wrong, but that's what I'm expecting.
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01-08-2007, 03:37 PM	#3
Lex Luthor I'm bringing Lexy back Senior Member Join Date: Jun 07, 2005 Location: The Great White North Posts: 2,374	Edit Brain cramp! Too much cold medication this morning

01-08-2007, 03:43 PM	#4
AKA Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 17, 2001 Posts: 15,746	I don't claim to know a whole lot about professional wrestling, but I thought WCW was owned by Ted Turner.

01-08-2007, 06:10 PM	#9
Br26 Insert witty title Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 19, 2006 Location: CA Posts: 148	haha Most likely it's just going to be actors portraying Rosie and Trump..I doubt Rosie would want to have to do anything with the WWE. But I admit last week that I laughed at the whole Yokozuna thing.

01-08-2007, 07:44 PM	#11
moeee Peanut Butter Ice Cream Pie Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 31, 2003 Posts: 40,094	this should be interesting tonight. I will be watching.

01-08-2007, 07:48 PM	#12
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,662	This is just gonna be something stupid that wastes airtime like that George Bush impersonator weeks ago.