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lilhave · 12-30-2006, 07:42 AM

No these windows are ok to lean on.

Don’t worry it has airbags.

Hey what’s that buzzing noise?

Don’t worry its not that deep.

One time at band camp.

No, he doesn’t bite?.

Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.

I can pass this guy.

My brakes are fine.

Nice doggy.

I think it's trying to communicate...

"Homicidal Tendencies"?

Hey, you're Eminem, aren't you?

"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."

"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." -- Western Union internal memo, 1876.

"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?" -- David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s

"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." -- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.

"So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, 'Hey, we don't need you. You haven't got through college yet.'" -- Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak's personal computer.

"Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy." -- Drillers whom Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist in his project to drill for oil in 1859.

"No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris." -- Orville Wright.

"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value." -- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.

"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".

"Don't touch the red button!"

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

It's fireproof.

What does this button do?

So, you're a cannibal.

Are you sure the power is off?

Pull the pin and count to what?

Chocoholic · 12-30-2006, 10:56 AM

Brian Damage · 12-30-2006, 12:35 PM

"I'm never coming back. Never!"

"I'm back!"

"This will be the last time I write about this."

"One last word...."

tdf4077 · 12-30-2006, 02:13 PM

lol! thanks!

Bobby F. · 12-30-2006, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian Damage

"I'm never coming back. Never!"

"I'm back!"

"This will be the last time I write about this."

"One last word...."

Janice · 12-30-2006, 03:54 PM

Take it to PMs, and do not re-post my warnings.

Janice · 12-30-2006, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jie3

Alas, will we never learn?

J

Please stop reposting my warnings from one thread to another.

jie3 · 12-30-2006, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janice

Please stop reposting my warnings from one thread to another.

Sorry, I just thought that since it was exactly the same situation, it was relevant to the thread.

I just assumed you had forgotten to post the same message on this thread.

J

Janice · 12-30-2006, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jie3

Sorry, I just thought that since it was exactly the same situation, it was relevant to the thread.

I just assumed you had forgotten to post the same message on this thread.

J

Use the report post button. I don't hang on the computer, and I don't see everything. Again, do not issue warnings, using my words or yours. You're not the moderator.

Ireneparalegal · 12-30-2006, 05:29 PM

I feel bad for Harv. Everytime he posts a thread like this, it turns ugly.

Did anyone catch Saddam's last words? "God is great."

Yeah he is! Which is why he will send your ass to hell Saddam!!!!!!!

lilhave · 12-30-2006, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

I feel bad for Harv. Everytime he posts a thread like this, it turns ugly.

Did anyone catch Saddam's last words? "God is great."

Yeah he is! Which is why he will send your ass to hell Saddam!!!!!!!

I'm used to it. As long as two sets of rules prevail, with some being protected at all costs it will continue. See you picked up on it Irene. Watch, if I post a recipe on cherry cheese cake, one clown from the depths would emerge with his caustic comments and of course would be protected and if you comment you receive one of those warnings about moderating and "your to sensitive, it's playful ribbing, it's in good fun", etc. If it's said about them, bingo a warning and the thread is closed.

Janice · 12-30-2006, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lilhave

I'm used to it. As long as two sets of rules prevail, with some being protected at all costs it will continue. See you picked up on it Irene. Watch, if I post a recipe on cherry cheese cake, one clown from the depths would emerge with his caustic comments and of course would be protected and if you comment you receive one of those warnings about moderating and "your to sensitive, it's playful ribbing, it's in good fun", etc. If it's said about them, bingo a warning and the thread is closed.

Three days suspension for your continued accusations of bias against me.

Same for Lex, for accusations of bias and mocking me in both avatar and signature.

Let's hope you both return with a better attitude in the new year.

12-30-2006, 07:42 AM	#1
lilhave Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 03, 2004 Location: N.Y.C. Posts: 2,294	Famous Last Words No these windows are ok to lean on. Don’t worry it has airbags. Hey what’s that buzzing noise? Don’t worry its not that deep. One time at band camp. No, he doesn’t bite?. Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel. I can pass this guy. My brakes are fine. Nice doggy. I think it's trying to communicate... "Homicidal Tendencies"? Hey, you're Eminem, aren't you? "Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital." "This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." -- Western Union internal memo, 1876. "The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?" -- David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." -- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962. "So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, 'Hey, we don't need you. You haven't got through college yet.'" -- Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak's personal computer. "Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy." -- Drillers whom Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist in his project to drill for oil in 1859. "No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris." -- Orville Wright. "Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value." -- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre. "It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...". "Don't touch the red button!" Gee, that's a cute tattoo. It's fireproof. What does this button do? So, you're a cannibal. Are you sure the power is off? Pull the pin and count to what?
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12-30-2006, 12:35 PM	#3
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12-30-2006, 02:13 PM	#4
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12-30-2006, 05:29 PM	#10
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	I feel bad for Harv. Everytime he posts a thread like this, it turns ugly. Did anyone catch Saddam's last words? "God is great." Yeah he is! Which is why he will send your ass to hell Saddam!!!!!!!
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12-30-2006, 10:56 AM	#2
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12-30-2006, 03:54 PM	#6
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	Take it to PMs, and do not re-post my warnings.