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Dynomite · 12-26-2006, 05:16 PM

1. George Steinbrenner shows up in the New York Jets' huddle. When he announces he's going to buy the team, he gets tossed into the stands by the _________________.(Position player)

2. Sue Ann is so high maintenance("How high maintenance is she?") that when she takes her dog for a walk, she makes sure he wears ____________s.

3. Osama bin Laden is so disgusting("How disgusting is he?") that instead of feeding his soldiers camel milk, he feeds them camel ____________.

4. The Rock is set to star in a feature film version of the A-Team as B.A. Baracus. Instead of saying "I pity the fool", he says "I pity the _________________."

5. This year's World's Strongest Man Contest will include the Tug-of-war event, but rather than using rope for the contest, they'll use a _________________.

This is just for fun for Match Game fans. I'd give you my answers, but I don't want to ruin it for you. This is what's so great about Match Game-the questions and the blanks. I'd like to see a new version of that show in 2007. In the meantime, feel free to come up with the answers to some of these silly questions.

gilligan fanatic · 12-28-2006, 11:36 AM

I'll give it a try.

1. Quarter Back
2. Braces
3. Urine
4. Cook
5. Bike Chain

Dynomite · 03-18-2007, 08:35 PM

Okay, just for fun, I'll add a couple more silly questions:

1. Grandma Shoe has purchased a house from Mother Hubbard. Instead of using air freshener to clean her house, she'll use __________.

2. Ann Coulter will be the subject of a new autobiographical film, based on her life. It's called "The Wicked __________ of America". (Let's keep this answer clean, please!)

I only thought of these questions just for your fun! If you can think of some, yourself, please post them and we'll attempt to answer.

Dynomite · 03-24-2007, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by wiseguy182

I have a bunch of answers for that one, but none of them are clean.

Same is true for Michael Savage.

I know what you mean! If Craig Shoemaker hosted Match Game, do you think in his flamboyant fashion, that would be the kind of question he would pose to the contestants and the celebrity panel? Remember this, Craig Shoemaker did host VH1's short-lived game show, My Generation and he's also been a panelist on Hollywood Squares.

friendsfan77 · 03-25-2007, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dynomite

2. Ann Coulter will be the subject of a new autobiographical film, based on her life. It's called "The Wicked __________ of America". (Let's keep this answer clean, please!)

I'll say "witch," but let's just say the real word I want to say for this question rhymes with that.

ecloi · 01-04-2010, 03:07 AM

I need new questions for a MatchGame like fundraiser. Its a campy drag queen version. I need suggestive, topical questions. I've done this before but coming up with 60 odd questions is Hard. Thanks in advance.

12-26-2006, 05:16 PM	#1
Dynomite Member Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 10, 2006 Location: near Dayton, Ohio Posts: 579	"Match Game" questions for fans 1. George Steinbrenner shows up in the New York Jets' huddle. When he announces he's going to buy the team, he gets tossed into the stands by the _________________.(Position player) 2. Sue Ann is so high maintenance("How high maintenance is she?") that when she takes her dog for a walk, she makes sure he wears ____________s. 3. Osama bin Laden is so disgusting("How disgusting is he?") that instead of feeding his soldiers camel milk, he feeds them camel ____________. 4. The Rock is set to star in a feature film version of the A-Team as B.A. Baracus. Instead of saying "I pity the fool", he says "I pity the _________________." 5. This year's World's Strongest Man Contest will include the Tug-of-war event, but rather than using rope for the contest, they'll use a _________________. This is just for fun for Match Game fans. I'd give you my answers, but I don't want to ruin it for you. This is what's so great about Match Game-the questions and the blanks. I'd like to see a new version of that show in 2007. In the meantime, feel free to come up with the answers to some of these silly questions.

12-28-2006, 11:36 AM	#2
gilligan fanatic Born to Be Bad Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: down by the Lagoon Posts: 9,954	I'll give it a try. 1. Quarter Back 2. Braces 3. Urine 4. Cook 5. Bike Chain
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03-18-2007, 08:35 PM	#3
Dynomite Member Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 10, 2006 Location: near Dayton, Ohio Posts: 579	Okay, just for fun, I'll add a couple more silly questions: 1. Grandma Shoe has purchased a house from Mother Hubbard. Instead of using air freshener to clean her house, she'll use __________. 2. Ann Coulter will be the subject of a new autobiographical film, based on her life. It's called "The Wicked __________ of America". (Let's keep this answer clean, please!) I only thought of these questions just for your fun! If you can think of some, yourself, please post them and we'll attempt to answer.

01-04-2010, 03:07 AM	#6
ecloi Member First Time Poster Join Date: Jan 04, 2010 Location: Mpls Posts: 1	I need new questions for a MatchGame like fundraiser. Its a campy drag queen version. I need suggestive, topical questions. I've done this before but coming up with 60 odd questions is Hard. Thanks in advance.