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Warm & Fuzzy · 12-25-2006, 12:36 AM

was...?

TJL · 12-25-2006, 12:48 AM

Take a few days off after Christmas.

Best present EVER!

vienna waits · 12-25-2006, 12:50 AM

Remember, no man is a failure who has friends. ~It's a Wonderful Life

dlemond · 12-25-2006, 01:12 AM

Well, one of the funniest things.

My boss on the

"Listen, you are not fired. If you were getting fired I'd be the first one to tell you. Mmm, yes, ok... and by the way, you're fired."

He was kidding. It's all in the delivery.

Janice · 12-25-2006, 01:35 AM

When my husband was scratching lottery tickets, and he exclaimed, "Honey, we just won 10 grand!" That was such a great feeling.

Yeah, right. It never happened, and if he ever joked like that, it would get real ugly, real fast, lol.

jie3 · 12-25-2006, 01:55 AM

Santa's raindeer on my roof about about an hour ago.

J

Dutabi84 · 12-25-2006, 02:06 AM

Hee hee...going through airport security this morning. This couple is in front of me with their baby. The TSA guy informs her after scanning the lady's bag that she has a liquid in it. She looks a little befuddled. The TSA guy then takes the liquid out of the bag, and for whatever reason found it necessary to hold it above his head for everybody to see.

....it was a little bottle of KY Jelly. She quickly says, "Just throw it away!" I had a hard time holding my laughter. Her husband was lol'ing as well.

Okay, I didn't really "hear" this, but worth sharing nonetheless.

12-25-2006, 12:36 AM	#1
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12-25-2006, 01:12 AM	#4
dlemond Hey, I know you. Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 03, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,751	Well, one of the funniest things. My boss on the "Listen, you are not fired. If you were getting fired I'd be the first one to tell you. Mmm, yes, ok... and by the way, you're fired." He was kidding. It's all in the delivery.

12-25-2006, 01:35 AM	#5
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	When my husband was scratching lottery tickets, and he exclaimed, "Honey, we just won 10 grand!" That was such a great feeling. Yeah, right. It never happened, and if he ever joked like that, it would get real ugly, real fast, lol.

12-25-2006, 02:06 AM	#7
Dutabi84 kittens must die Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 22, 2003 Location: MN/TX Posts: 11,026	Hee hee...going through airport security this morning. This couple is in front of me with their baby. The TSA guy informs her after scanning the lady's bag that she has a liquid in it. She looks a little befuddled. The TSA guy then takes the liquid out of the bag, and for whatever reason found it necessary to hold it above his head for everybody to see. ....it was a little bottle of KY Jelly. She quickly says, "Just throw it away!" I had a hard time holding my laughter. Her husband was lol'ing as well. Okay, I didn't really "hear" this, but worth sharing nonetheless.