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TVFactFan · 12-22-2006, 12:51 PM

this one comes to mind

Louise Jefferson: "How could you just walk out on your wife like that?

Lionel Jefferson: "It was easy, I got up, I grabbed the door knob, I turned it, i put one foot in front of the other,

Louise Jefferson: LIONEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ireneparalegal · 12-22-2006, 01:04 PM

Archie Bunker: [Lionel has brought over some food] Let me guess: pork chops?
Lionel Jefferson: Uh yeah, we was gonna bring some watermelon too, but they's out of season.

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Archie Bunker: How do youse people manage to store things in them tiny bathrooms?
Lionel Jefferson: Well, we have this little cabinet under the table and we shove our things into it. So, Mr. Bunker, why don't you shove yours.
[Exits]
Archie Bunker: You know, a guy could take that two ways.
Mike Stivic: Knowing Lionel, I'm sure he only meant it one way.

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Archie Bunker: I have you into my house, there, you break bread with me and then you go and do a thing like this, thank you very much, Lionel.
Lionel Jefferson: You mean me taking out Linda?
Archie Bunker: Yes.
Lionel Jefferson: Oh you don't have to thank me for that, Mr. Bunker. I'd do it again but she's leaving tomorrow.
Archie Bunker: Let's cut the funnies. You know what I'm saying to you. I'm saying that youse guys ought to stick with yourselves.
Lionel Jefferson: You mean guys ought to stay with guys?

TVFactFan · 12-22-2006, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Archie Bunker: [Lionel has brought over some food] Let me guess: pork chops?
Lionel Jefferson: Uh yeah, we was gonna bring some watermelon too, but they's out of season.

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Archie Bunker: How do youse people manage to store things in them tiny bathrooms?
Lionel Jefferson: Well, we have this little cabinet under the table and we shove our things into it. So, Mr. Bunker, why don't you shove yours.
[Exits]
Archie Bunker: You know, a guy could take that two ways.
Mike Stivic: Knowing Lionel, I'm sure he only meant it one way.

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Archie Bunker: I have you into my house, there, you break bread with me and then you go and do a thing like this, thank you very much, Lionel.
Lionel Jefferson: You mean me taking out Linda?
Archie Bunker: Yes.
Lionel Jefferson: Oh you don't have to thank me for that, Mr. Bunker. I'd do it again but she's leaving tomorrow.
Archie Bunker: Let's cut the funnies. You know what I'm saying to you. I'm saying that youse guys ought to stick with yourselves.
Lionel Jefferson: You mean guys ought to stay with guys?

Classic Lionel

Ireneparalegal · 12-22-2006, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by TVResearcher

Classic Lionel

The thing abt the above quotes, they only sounded good coming out of MIKE DAMON'S mouth, they wouldn't have worked (in my opinion) coming out of Damon's mouth...Mike was street, Damon wasn't. Damon appeared school boyish.

camdog · 02-05-2007, 12:33 PM

Lionel: Hey dad i was "life of the party."
George: How bout that my son is friends with a millionaire.

TVFactFan · 02-05-2007, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by camdog

Lionel: Hey dad i was "life of the party."
George: How bout that my son is friends with a millionaire.

How is that classic?

12-22-2006, 12:51 PM	#1
TVFactFan Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Posts: 99,060	Feel Free to share any Memorable Lionel Jefferson Moment you can think of during the this one comes to mind Louise Jefferson: "How could you just walk out on your wife like that? Lionel Jefferson: "It was easy, I got up, I grabbed the door knob, I turned it, i put one foot in front of the other, Louise Jefferson: LIONEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12-22-2006, 01:04 PM	#2
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Archie Bunker: [Lionel has brought over some food] Let me guess: pork chops? Lionel Jefferson: Uh yeah, we was gonna bring some watermelon too, but they's out of season. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Archie Bunker: How do youse people manage to store things in them tiny bathrooms? Lionel Jefferson: Well, we have this little cabinet under the table and we shove our things into it. So, Mr. Bunker, why don't you shove yours. [Exits] Archie Bunker: You know, a guy could take that two ways. Mike Stivic: Knowing Lionel, I'm sure he only meant it one way. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Archie Bunker: I have you into my house, there, you break bread with me and then you go and do a thing like this, thank you very much, Lionel. Lionel Jefferson: You mean me taking out Linda? Archie Bunker: Yes. Lionel Jefferson: Oh you don't have to thank me for that, Mr. Bunker. I'd do it again but she's leaving tomorrow. Archie Bunker: Let's cut the funnies. You know what I'm saying to you. I'm saying that youse guys ought to stick with yourselves. Lionel Jefferson: You mean guys ought to stay with guys?
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02-05-2007, 12:33 PM	#5
camdog Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 22, 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 308	Lionel: Hey dad i was "life of the party." George: How bout that my son is friends with a millionaire.