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MsOrange · 12-21-2006, 11:56 AM

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each
year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually
late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till
after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Merry Christmas!

FOLrocks1 · 12-21-2006, 12:26 PM

Hmmm....I thought I read this on here before...Interesting.

12-21-2006, 11:56 AM	#1
MsOrange Bringin' Sexy Back Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 27, 2004 Posts: 6,133	The TRUTH about Reindeers... Remember this at Christmas.... According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. Merry Christmas!

12-21-2006, 12:26 PM	#2
FOLrocks1 My favorite ladies! Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 09, 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 4,103	Hmmm....I thought I read this on here before...Interesting.
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