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12-21-2006, 09:03 AM
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Some Bad Puns
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FROZEN POLICEMAN?
A copsicle WHAT KIND OF BANKS DO ALLIGATORS USE? Riverbanks DID THE PEOPLE LAUGH WHEN THE LADY FELL ON THE ICE? No but the ice cracked up WHAT KIND OF MISTAKES DO GHOSTS MAKE? Boo boos WHAT DO YOU CALL A TEST GIVEN TO A CRIMINAL? A con-test WHY AREN’T ELEPHANTS ALLOWED ON BEACHES? They can’t keep their trunks up DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH POLITICAL JOKES? They get elected WHAT DID ONE SAND PILE SAY TO THE OTHER? What cha dune? WHAT IS A POLICEMAN’S FAVORITE VEGETABLE? Corn on the cop WHERE DOES A GARDENER KEEP HIS MONEY? In a savings and lawn WHAT DOES A DANCER USUALLY DRINK? Tap water WHEN ARE EYES, NOT EYES? When the wind makes them water WHAT IS THE BEST THING TO TAKE BEFORE SINGING? A deep breath WHAT IS THE PLURAL OF MAN? Men WHAT IS THE PLURAL OF CHILD? Twins WHY DID HUMPTY DUMPTY HAVE A GREAT FALL? To make up for a lousy summer WHICH PRESIDENT IS FROM OUTER SPACE? Ronald Ray-gun IF THE INVISIBLE MAN WERE A PIRATE, WHAT WOULD HE DO? Walk the blank |
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12-21-2006, 11:53 AM
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I don't get those. The one about singing and the one about the plural of man are true. |
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A freckle on the nose of life's complexion The Cinderella or the shine apple of its eye I gotta fly once, I gotta try once, Only can die once, right, sir? Ooh, life is juicy, juicy and you see, I gotta have my bite, sir. Get ready for me love, 'cause I'm a "comer" I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer Don't bring around the cloud to rain on my parade |
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12-21-2006, 12:17 PM
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LOL those are horrible.
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12-21-2006, 06:15 PM
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12-21-2006, 06:37 PM
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12-21-2006, 06:39 PM
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12-21-2006, 07:46 PM
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12-21-2006, 07:56 PM
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Puns are just a play on words, and I did say these were bad. Real corny without a doubt.
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12-21-2006, 11:08 PM
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 And i think the plural of men one was supposed to be the lead-in to the "plural of children" question. still dont quite get that though. |
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12-21-2006, 11:16 PM
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