S.O.'s Best Quotes of 2006 - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Brad Russ · 12-19-2006, 06:04 PM

I was lying in bed this morning half asleep, and I came up with an interesting idea for a thread. I'm always reading funny, thought provoking, goofy, and inspiring quotes here on S.O., so I thought, why not list some of our favoritequotes from the past year?? You guys are going to have to really get it started because I don't feel like digging through posts at the moment, and don't have too many on the top of my head, but I do have one.

This is a quote from Cactus Jack that he made in reference to me and Jen as we were talking in a thread one time. I'm paraphrasing our conversation, but I'll give Jacks exact quote.

Me to Jen: You are an awesome person, and you will always be a good friend.

Jens response: Thanks Brad!

Cactus Jack: "I thought Brad and Jen broke up??"

Ha ha ha, I seriously laughed for atleast five minutes when I read that. Since Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston had recently broken up, and me, (Brad) and Jen were being so nice to each other, I just thought that made for a classic S.O. moment, and quote.

Anyway, please share some of the quotes from this past year that most stand out in your mind.

Nighthawk76 · 12-19-2006, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Mel

I was lying in bed this morning half asleep, and I came up with an interesting idea for a thread. I'm always reading funny, thought provoking, goofy, and inspiring quotes here on S.O., so I thought, why not list some of our favoritequotes from the past year?? You guys are going to have to really get it started because I don't feel like digging through posts at the moment, and don't have too many on the top of my head, but I do have one.

This is a quote from Cactus Jack that he made in reference to me and Jen as we were talking in a thread one time. I'm paraphrasing our conversation, but I'll give Jacks exact quote.

Me to Jen: You are an awesome person, and you will always be a good friend.

Jens response: Thanks Brad!

Cactus Jack: "I thought Brad and Jen broke up??"

Ha ha ha, I seriously laughed for atleast five minutes when I read that. Since Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston had recently broken up, and me, (Brad) and Jen were being so nice to each other, I just thought that made for a classic S.O. moment, and quote.

Anyway, please share some of the quotes from this past year that most stand out in your mind.

I'm sorry I missed that one.

That does sound like classic Jack though.

Cactus Jack · 12-19-2006, 06:28 PM

I think the actual quote was "Brad and Jen? I thought they broke up?

"

Let's see

DAM GURL U THICK AZ HELL-all of us Smurftractors mostly TF and Lynn

Ditto-me

From a recent SOLOMON thread:
Solomon : I know his parents felt really good after that reaction. He sounded like me when I..nevermind-lol. Funny commercial

Irene: When you WHAT??? *Irene being curious*]

Me: Bring a date home to show her his Jeffersons commemorative bobble heads

TF(in response to a pic of a stuffed popsicle and the stick looked like a penis): Why does that disturbing pillow have a penis?

"I need to take a power piss"-Smurftractors

DAM THEM TEXAS SMURFTRAKTORZ ARE THICK AZ HELL TONITE-LOLZ-roby

Afromentioned Performance Thongs-TF made this up, but I made the typos that invented it.

Chad: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Ill think of more later

Cactus Jack · 12-19-2006, 08:11 PM

BUMP

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 12-19-2006, 11:19 PM

SOLOMON-I talked to my mom on Friday and she forgot that I told her I wouldn't be answeing my phone all weekend because of the Jeffersons marathon.

Beats em all. Hands down.

EmoJoe · 12-19-2006, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*

SOLOMON-I talked to my mom on Friday and she forgot that I told her I wouldn't be answeing my phone all weekend because of the Jeffersons marathon.

Beats em all. Hands down.

Cactus Jack · 12-19-2006, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*

SOLOMON-I talked to my mom on Friday and she forgot that I told her I wouldn't be answeing my phone all weekend because of the Jeffersons marathon.

Beats em all. Hands down.

Yep

Nighthawk76 · 12-19-2006, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*

SOLOMON-I talked to my mom on Friday and she forgot that I told her I wouldn't be answeing my phone all weekend because of the Jeffersons marathon.

Beats em all. Hands down.

I totally agree.

Brian Damage · 12-19-2006, 11:58 PM

This will be the last you ever hear from me!!!..............................one more thing...

Ireneparalegal · 12-20-2006, 12:31 AM

Thread title:

Ladies would it be a problem for you if your man wanted to be alone for 2 hours?

Solomon:

Remember there is nothing that should be more important to a man but HIS woman no matter what the situation is-lol

PZelda · 12-20-2006, 01:01 AM

Ohhhh, I have one! Gimme a minute to go find it...

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...4&postcount=16

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Quote:

she wasn't being explicit and gross about it. she was asking in a very polite way. she wasnt like "OMGOMGOMG PENiS iN MY VAG LOLZ OMG iM HORNY DO ME KTHX LMFAO"

^ this was in response to Solomon (who else?

) in this thread:
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...d.php?t=169257

Brad Russ · 12-20-2006, 04:30 AM

Here's a funny quote that AKA/Brad (Doesn't AKA usually come after Brad??

) said to me in a thread the other day, in response to me giving him an online hug. This cracked me up!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by AKA

Oh, no worries. I participate in my share of manhugs. They consist of the two men's butts being pointed outward, lest any genitalia touch, and the two men patting each other's backs while the hugging takes place (because, in the words of Jerry Seinfeld, "I'm hugging you, but I'm hitting you!").

Cactus Jack · 12-20-2006, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Mel

Here's a funny quote that AKA/Brad (Doesn't AKA usually come after Brad??

) said to me in a thread the other day, in response to me giving him an online hug. This cracked me up!!

LOL

Elvis Fonzie Dean · 12-20-2006, 10:45 PM

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Courtnee · 12-20-2006, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*

SOLOMON-I talked to my mom on Friday and she forgot that I told her I wouldn't be answeing my phone all weekend because of the Jeffersons marathon.

Beats em all. Hands down.

You know it.

12-19-2006, 06:04 PM	#1
Brad Russ Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 17, 2002 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 10,085	S.O.'s Best Quotes of 2006 I was lying in bed this morning half asleep, and I came up with an interesting idea for a thread. I'm always reading funny, thought provoking, goofy, and inspiring quotes here on S.O., so I thought, why not list some of our favoritequotes from the past year?? You guys are going to have to really get it started because I don't feel like digging through posts at the moment, and don't have too many on the top of my head, but I do have one. This is a quote from Cactus Jack that he made in reference to me and Jen as we were talking in a thread one time. I'm paraphrasing our conversation, but I'll give Jacks exact quote. Me to Jen: You are an awesome person, and you will always be a good friend. Jens response: Thanks Brad! Cactus Jack: "I thought Brad and Jen broke up??" Ha ha ha, I seriously laughed for atleast five minutes when I read that. Since Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston had recently broken up, and me, (Brad) and Jen were being so nice to each other, I just thought that made for a classic S.O. moment, and quote. Anyway, please share some of the quotes from this past year that most stand out in your mind.
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12-19-2006, 06:28 PM	#3
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	I think the actual quote was "Brad and Jen? I thought they broke up? " Let's see DAM GURL U THICK AZ HELL-all of us Smurftractors mostly TF and Lynn Ditto-me From a recent SOLOMON thread: Solomon : I know his parents felt really good after that reaction. He sounded like me when I..nevermind-lol. Funny commercial Irene: When you WHAT??? Irene being curious] Me: Bring a date home to show her his Jeffersons commemorative bobble heads TF(in response to a pic of a stuffed popsicle and the stick looked like a penis): Why does that disturbing pillow have a penis? "I need to take a power piss"-Smurftractors DAM THEM TEXAS SMURFTRAKTORZ ARE THICK AZ HELL TONITE-LOLZ-roby Afromentioned Performance Thongs-TF made this up, but I made the typos that invented it. Chad: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? Ill think of more later
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12-19-2006, 11:19 PM	#5
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12-19-2006, 11:58 PM	#9
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12-19-2006, 08:11 PM	#4
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12-20-2006, 10:45 PM	#14
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