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lilhave · 12-15-2006, 07:33 AM

Such a contest.....
A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line...
but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received...........

AN ODE TO LOVE

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you
But the roses are wilting, violets are dead, sugar bowl's empty and so is your head

Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way!

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell”

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

FOLrocks1 · 12-15-2006, 07:56 AM

LOL yet another funny topic by you. Thanks for these.

lilhave · 12-15-2006, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by FOLrocks1

LOL yet another funny topic by you. Thanks for these.

Glad you enjoyed, I too thought they were cute.

MsOrange · 12-15-2006, 02:03 PM

I thought stuff like this was suppose to go in the joke thread???

Funny though.

Brian Damage · 12-15-2006, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MsOrange

I thought stuff like this was suppose to go in the joke thread???

You wouldn't be lyin' signed _______

12-15-2006, 07:33 AM	#1
lilhave Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 03, 2004 Location: N.Y.C. Posts: 2,294	Rhymes Such a contest..... A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received........... AN ODE TO LOVE I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you But the roses are wilting, violets are dead, sugar bowl's empty and so is your head Oh loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My love, you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way! My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell” What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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12-15-2006, 07:56 AM	#2
FOLrocks1 My favorite ladies! Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 09, 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 4,103	LOL yet another funny topic by you. Thanks for these.
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12-15-2006, 02:03 PM	#4
MsOrange Bringin' Sexy Back Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 27, 2004 Posts: 6,133	I thought stuff like this was suppose to go in the joke thread??? Funny though.