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The next time I go to the mall I have going to wear a shirt that says, No I Don't Want A Cell Phone! I dreaded every time I walked past a phone kiosk. I tried to walk fast and not make eye contact but they still kept yelling out to me.
Next time I'm pretending I don't speak english.
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Or konock them out like oin Airplane! shen those guys were asking for donations
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Well I'm a cashier at Meijer and the past couple of days I've worked, I had to try to get people to sign up for a Meijer credit card that they use in the store. I'm sure people were very annoyed coming into a shopping store and being hit up for a credit card.
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I love Meijer! Going there to return all of my mom's bottles and cans and using the money to buy booze for my party tomorrow.
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If it's any consideration, know that those idiots don't like doing that stuff anymore than you have to hear it. They are taught to be pushy and forward and they are trying to make $$$$ and maybe commission and/or points. Points they probably earn towards something their company offers. There is this others kiosk at the mall where I believe they sell lotions, I am not sure what it is, but I look forward to passing it just because the person is all happy and smiling and saying, "Can I ask you a question?" I say, "NO"...or I just wave my hand at them as I continue to walk by.
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I act quite moody when they come up to me as I walk past any of the kiosks at the mall. I act moody and say, "No, I'm not interested" so they get intimidated.
Seriously, if I were interested in purchasing something, I would go up to them. I hate when they come UP to me.
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Yeah we don't want to do it any more than you want to hear it. It's just because we have to.
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I love those gals with the perfume bottles who want to spray us whenever we walk through the cosmetic's department.
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this is sort of on topic i was in a store buying a birthday gift for my mother one year and what she wanted was a copy of the movie pillow talk so i went up to the counter to pay for it .and this salesman behind the counter looks at the movie and says to me this movie is old and you wont like it. and i say to this guy . well the movie isint for me its a birthday gift for my mother. and he looks at me and goes well your mother problay wont like it ether. and why would you want to embress you mother and your self buy giving her something she wont like? why dont you pick another movie instead? and i was getting really ticked off at this guy and i yelled at him FOR YOUR INFO THIS IS ONE OF MY MOTHERS FAVE MOVIES SO WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST RING ME UP SO I CAN GET OUT OF HERE and he still says well i dont know why anyone would want this movie but whatever. what a jerk.
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That was awesome. I can't stand those pushy salespeople either. I walk very fast and cover my face. I do like Sara's idea of pretending you can't speak English.
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