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riconey · 12-12-2006, 02:48 PM

I am looking for a specific episode and I have no idea where to start. The bit is a monologue by Morey Amsterdam, he is telling a story about a man that went into a store looking for a suit. He sees a suit that is very inexpensive and tries it on; it fits horribly. The coat is too big, one sleeve is longer than the other, the pants don't fit etc. The salesman has the man go into contortions to get the suit to fit correctly. After he is all twisted up and grabbing the suit awkwardly he buys it. As he walks out of the store all happy with his suit he passes a couple on the sidewalk. As they pass the women says "Oh that poor crippled man" (or something like that) and her husband replies "yeah but don't the suit fit good".

I hope that I have described the bit well enough for someone to recognize it. Any help identifying the episode would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance.

Uncle Spunky · 12-12-2006, 11:50 PM

That's in "The Sleeping Brother" (season 1, ep. 29).

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Originally Posted by riconey

I am looking for a specific episode and I have no idea where to start. The bit is a monologue by Morey Amsterdam, he is telling a story about a man that went into a store looking for a suit. He sees a suit that is very inexpensive and tries it on; it fits horribly. The coat is too big, one sleeve is longer than the other, the pants don't fit etc. The salesman has the man go into contortions to get the suit to fit correctly. After he is all twisted up and grabbing the suit awkwardly he buys it. As he walks out of the store all happy with his suit he passes a couple on the sidewalk. As they pass the women says "Oh that poor crippled man" (or something like that) and her husband replies "yeah but don't the suit fit good".

I hope that I have described the bit well enough for someone to recognize it. Any help identifying the episode would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance.

12-12-2006, 02:48 PM	#1
riconey Member First Time Poster Join Date: Dec 12, 2006 Location: Michigan Posts: 1	Morey Amsterdam monologue I am looking for a specific episode and I have no idea where to start. The bit is a monologue by Morey Amsterdam, he is telling a story about a man that went into a store looking for a suit. He sees a suit that is very inexpensive and tries it on; it fits horribly. The coat is too big, one sleeve is longer than the other, the pants don't fit etc. The salesman has the man go into contortions to get the suit to fit correctly. After he is all twisted up and grabbing the suit awkwardly he buys it. As he walks out of the store all happy with his suit he passes a couple on the sidewalk. As they pass the women says "Oh that poor crippled man" (or something like that) and her husband replies "yeah but don't the suit fit good". I hope that I have described the bit well enough for someone to recognize it. Any help identifying the episode would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance.