Actual Calls

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Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and
can't get through to enquiries. Can you help?" Operator:
"Where did you get that number from, sir?" Customer: "It was
on the door to the Travel Centre." Operator: "Sir, they are
our opening hours."

Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have
just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back
two weeks, will I have my file back again?"

Samsung Electronics Caller: "Can you give me the telephone
number for Jack?" Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't
understand who you are talking about." Caller: "On page 1,
section 5, of the user guide, it clearly states that I need
to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and
telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the
number for Jack?" Operator: "I think you mean the telephone
socket on the wall."

RAC Motoring Services Caller: "Does your European Breakdown
Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia?"
Operator: "Doesn't the product give you a clue?"

Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling
in France): "If I register my car in France, do I have to
change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?"

Directory Enquiries

Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in
Cardiff, please." Operator: "I'm sorry, but there's no
listing. Is the spelling correct?" Caller: "Well, it used to
be called the Bargoed Fish Bar, but the 'B' fell off."

Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company
in Woven. Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?" Caller: "Yes.
That's what it says on the label: Woven in Scotland."

On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds
from a phone box told a worried operator: "I haven't got a
pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on."

[Courtnee]

Originally Posted by _Jen_

On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds
from a phone box told a worried operator: "I haven't got a
pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on."

That's something I would do!

[dragster58]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[80sTrivia]

OMG... those are hilarious!!! My laugh for the day!

[FOLrocks1]

LOl some of those were great!

[Dude111]

Originally Posted by _Jen_

On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds
from a phone box told a worried operator: "I haven't got a
pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on."

That's something I would do![/QUOTE]Hehe oh my...... This thread is a gas