Questions

[lilhave]

What's the difference between a novel and a book?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?


How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why are red buttons always the most important?
How is chess considered a sport?
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
Would you die if you didn't pee?
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
When Jewish People go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?

[EmoJoe]

What's the difference between a novel and a book?- A novel is a fiction story, a book can be any kind of book.
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? 10,000.
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? I would guess, they're supposed to show it and what if someone walks in late and wants to see it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? No...
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket? Hot Pocket® is a brand name.
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here? which is why i dont believe in evolution.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? magic.
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries- cause "Myseries" sounded plain.
Do penguins have knees?- i dont know? probably not.
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?- because we're dumb and phrases arent what they mean sometimes.


How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?- well because if someone DOES have an emergency, then you wont be blocking it.
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? its a TONGUE TWISTER...besides a lot of beaches have stores that sell seashells.
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?- I dont think they have them.
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? DONT BE DISSING SPONGEBOB. maybe hes deformed!
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel? i would guess?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? no O_O
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? ducks and chickens arent the same animal though..so this doesnt make that much sense.
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?- LOL. i guess, since if they broke down your door you are most likely a CRIMINAL.
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?- let's hope not!
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?- no cause then you'd die
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?- i dont know?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?- you have two thoughts when you're putting your two cents in!
Can you cry underwater?- i dont think so.
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service?- w what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?- well going into a restaraunt without a shirt (for guys anyway) isnt THAT odd, same for shoes, but if you come in with no pants....it's odd. basically people would come into restaraunts with no shirt/shoes but not PANTS.
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? LOL.
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?- some of it does. but some have coating or something i guess.
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?- theyd get a lot of doctors to work on both!
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?- good question LOL. babies dont know that!
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are? i suppose!
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?- she bathes in MUD.
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?- probably because there might still be SOME hair up there.
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?- it means that if your still awake you might get drowsy. drowsy and sleepy are two differnet things.
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?- i dont know? ask one.
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?- whaat?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?- yes, its a name. they dont change it for one person.
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?- nope.
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?- LOL i guess deaf people who use it do...
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?- STFU. Disney World rules.
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?- i dont know lol...i guess they think maybe their appetite changed and now they are in the mood for whatever is in there.
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?- no coloring in the bubble bath maybe.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?- cause you cant go and check the stars too easily!
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?- i dont know the origin of the word late but im sure it has something to do with that.
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?- i dont know if Hell, Michigan is fast or slow! if its a small town i guess its slow!
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?- how would the little cans' amount be GREATER then the big ones? ive never even seen a little can of soda unless you mean the REALLLLY small ones which are rare anyway. anyway the serving size is in the nutrition facts and it tells you what amount theyre talking about when they give you the nutrition information.
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?- um, kings arent very popular anymore. but i dont know...they probably wouldnt be allowed to marry a guy.
Why are red buttons always the most important?- they are?
How is chess considered a sport?- its not?
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?- spitting is when you spit out saliva on purpose, drooling you dont do on purpose. people drool in real life anyway.
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to? LOL...uhh...maybe it would have a choice!
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?- nah, to be degraded they would have to be demoted to a teacher's aide or something.
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?- i dont know and dont want to find out.
Would you die if you didn't pee? yeah because pee is waste.
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?- O_O WTF IS THIS QUESTION ASKING.
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up- cause they are different phrases.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs- maybe they just take them from the fridge!
When Jewish People go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?- no, they do.
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?- they probably were at one time.
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?- it's pretty much impossible to do that...
Could you be a closet claustrophobic?- yes.
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?- lol i dont know if thats possible.
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?- speak for YOURSELF, i like ketchup anywhere.
Where do all the daylight savings hours go?- no where everyone just turns their clocks ahead.
Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?- different parts of the body i guess.
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?- they are gonna die from bad luck!
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"- cause they are DUMB.
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?- lol good questiob
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt? O_O who thinks about that?
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?- i dont know? why would it?

[Czas na Zywiec]

Originally Posted by Joe®

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? No...

Wrong. You can't get to the center of the earth because after digging for a while, you will eventually hit ground water/bedrock, but you do own rights to land underneath surface soil. No one can legally buy anything underneath you, so you own pretty much everything under you as far as you can go.

[tdf4077]

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? I'm going to go with because she's a capitalist and she knew people would buy them..I'm betting someone sells sand on the seashore, too...and water....and people would still buy them!

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?- Good question...I'm betting in the theology section, which is technically non-fiction.

If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? this makes me kinda sad lol

Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? hmm...and if someone yells turkey, it's kinda a playful insult....what makes ducks so much better?


If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? Don't forget about devil's food cake!

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service?- w what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?- I'm betting they'd be arrested for "indecent exposure" or something, but I'd bet their lawyer would make that argument lol

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?- um, why do we happily play ring around the rosie when it's about the plauge?

Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?- does a blind person see images when they dream?


Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? exactly.

When Jewish People go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?- no, they do. ok...so is it ok for them to lie?

Could you be a closet claustrophobic?- LOL!!!!

Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?- I don't know, but that's fine with me

[dragster58]

Can I ask a question? Is the novelization of a TRUE story at the movies a novel?!

[dragster58]

Great thread here!!! Thanx......!

[FOLrocks1]

Awesome thread.

[Lamont]

hmmmmm much food for thought!