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lilhave · 12-06-2006, 06:51 AM

You Might Be Addicted To Coffee If...
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
People get dizzy just watching you.
Instant coffee takes too long.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You answer the door before people knock.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse

Chocoholic · 12-06-2006, 10:07 AM

I'm glad I'm not the only one with all those problems.

Fleet · 12-06-2006, 04:41 PM

I like the one about sleeping with your eyes open!

hippiechick60 · 12-06-2006, 07:57 PM

lol thats funny! i seen a coffee mug once that just kept going on and on about how much they liked coffe....i like coffee,do you like coffee? i like coffee.....

12-06-2006, 06:51 AM	#1
lilhave Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 03, 2004 Location: N.Y.C. Posts: 2,294	Coffee You Might Be Addicted To Coffee If... You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You sleep with your eyes open. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. You can type sixty words per minute with your feet. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. People get dizzy just watching you. Instant coffee takes too long. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale. You help your dog chase its tail. You ski uphill. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. You answer the door before people knock. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse
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12-06-2006, 04:41 PM	#3
Fleet Mansions, limousines & H-ween Forum Star Join Date: Jan 06, 2002 Location: Northridge/Porter Ranch, California Posts: 15,625	I like the one about sleeping with your eyes open!
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12-06-2006, 10:07 AM	#2
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	I'm glad I'm not the only one with all those problems.

12-06-2006, 07:57 PM	#4
hippiechick60 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 18, 2006 Location: indiana Posts: 632	lol thats funny! i seen a coffee mug once that just kept going on and on about how much they liked coffe....i like coffee,do you like coffee? i like coffee.....