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12-04-2006, 04:57 AM
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Jenny Last edited by Family Ties Forever!; 01-07-2007 at 02:24 AM. |
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12-04-2006, 06:25 AM
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That's pretty funny!
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12-04-2006, 10:57 AM
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I want Serenity back
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If you're going to be a slacker, you might as well come up with a better excuse!
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12-04-2006, 03:14 PM
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what up
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i thought this was going to be about a pregnant man haha. it reminded me of that one movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger getting impregnated.
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12-04-2006, 03:31 PM
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I'm bringing Lexy back
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"his employers became suspicious"!??!?!? Who was the fool who granted the leave in the first place, he has to win first prize for gulibility
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12-04-2006, 05:07 PM
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LMAO!
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12-04-2006, 07:17 PM
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MAN VS SAMMICH.
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A freckle on the nose of life's complexion The Cinderella or the shine apple of its eye I gotta fly once, I gotta try once, Only can die once, right, sir? Ooh, life is juicy, juicy and you see, I gotta have my bite, sir. Get ready for me love, 'cause I'm a "comer" I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer Don't bring around the cloud to rain on my parade |
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12-04-2006, 07:26 PM
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I've heard of some pretty creative ways to get out of work, but this one takes the cake.
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12-04-2006, 09:03 PM
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I'm calling in sick tomorrow. It's my "time of the month."
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12-04-2006, 09:07 PM
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Quote:
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