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TJL · 12-03-2006, 04:56 PM

Hey Award Show fans, TJL here.

Hare to believe it, but the year is coming to a close, and that means only one thing:

One last chance to make fun of celebritys before 2006 is over.

That's right, the 5th Annual Hawkeye Awards is back! My staff of writers, choreographers and makeup artists are already burning the midnight oil to make this year's show the best ever!

Who will take home a coveted Benjamin Franklin Pierce Award for Achievement in Excellence this year? It's hard to say. With so many late entries this year, (yeah, I'm talking about you Danny DeVito, you drunken little person) it's still a tossup!

But here is your chance to decide the outcome of one category: The Timeout Trophy!
Which celebrity really needs to go away for a while, get his or her collective ****e together before us regular folks have no choice but to get out the torches and pitchforks?

Vote for your favorite among the nominees, and if you have your own entry, please post it as well.

We'll see you in a few weeks with the Awards!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go iron my velvet tux.

Czas na Zywiec · 12-03-2006, 05:02 PM

PARIS HILTON

Lamont · 12-03-2006, 05:05 PM

i voted for the drunken party girls

BUTTTT.... if i was a bit younger....

Already Gone · 12-03-2006, 05:06 PM

Stars who say Stupid Things

80sTrivia · 12-03-2006, 05:07 PM

Well, since we can't give all of the choices the award, I'll vote for a timeout from vacuous, empty and meaningless party girls using up our valuable oxygen...

gilligan fanatic · 12-03-2006, 08:36 PM

KKKramer

TJL · 12-03-2006, 09:24 PM

Oh, i forgot to mention, you can vote in the poll as often as you like.

If you want to. It's not really going to affect the outcome. Just like a real election.

I gotta get back to the show rehearsal.

The OkGo guys need help setting up the treadmills.

Nighthawk76 · 12-03-2006, 10:19 PM

Drunken Partygirl Starlets

Yooch · 12-03-2006, 10:36 PM

"Other" category: Third-rate, or worse films, being touted as monuments to intellectualism or as potential Oscar-winning material. (Case in point: Borat)

Ireneparalegal · 12-03-2006, 10:52 PM

How many starlets will be caught without underwear by the paparazzi...aka THE CHERRY AWARD.

Nighthawk76 · 12-04-2006, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

How many starlets will be caught without underwear by the paparazzi...aka THE CHERRY AWARD.

View Poll Results: A Timeout Trophy Should go to:
Stars who say stupid things (Mel Gibson, K-K-Kramer, etc.)	3	18.75%
Adoptions (A kid from an impoverished nation is the must have item this year!)	5	31.25%
Drunken Partygirl Starlets (Paris, Lindsay, Britney, etc.)	11	68.75%
Celeb Couples with a cute nickname (Brangelina, TomKat, etc."	7	43.75%
Other (please specify)	2	12.50%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 16. You may not vote on this poll

12-03-2006, 04:56 PM	#1
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	Vote Now! The Hawkeye Awards Reader's Poll! Hey Award Show fans, TJL here. Hare to believe it, but the year is coming to a close, and that means only one thing: One last chance to make fun of celebritys before 2006 is over. That's right, the 5th Annual Hawkeye Awards is back! My staff of writers, choreographers and makeup artists are already burning the midnight oil to make this year's show the best ever! Who will take home a coveted Benjamin Franklin Pierce Award for Achievement in Excellence this year? It's hard to say. With so many late entries this year, (yeah, I'm talking about you Danny DeVito, you drunken little person) it's still a tossup! But here is your chance to decide the outcome of one category: The Timeout Trophy! Which celebrity really needs to go away for a while, get his or her collective ****e together before us regular folks have no choice but to get out the torches and pitchforks? Vote for your favorite among the nominees, and if you have your own entry, please post it as well. We'll see you in a few weeks with the Awards! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go iron my velvet tux.
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12-03-2006, 05:05 PM	#3
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12-03-2006, 05:07 PM	#5
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12-03-2006, 08:36 PM	#6
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12-03-2006, 05:02 PM	#2
Czas na Zywiec what up Forum Star Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Southwest Side, Chicago Posts: 18,398	PARIS HILTON

12-03-2006, 05:06 PM	#4
Already Gone Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 31, 2004 Posts: 2,587	Stars who say Stupid Things

12-03-2006, 09:24 PM	#7
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	Please take note! Oh, i forgot to mention, you can vote in the poll as often as you like. If you want to. It's not really going to affect the outcome. Just like a real election. I gotta get back to the show rehearsal. The OkGo guys need help setting up the treadmills.

12-03-2006, 10:19 PM	#8
Nighthawk76 Rachel Berry Forum Celebrity Join Date: Feb 28, 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 23,254	Drunken Partygirl Starlets

12-03-2006, 10:36 PM	#9
Yooch Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 07, 2006 Location: California Posts: 3,180	"Other" category: Third-rate, or worse films, being touted as monuments to intellectualism or as potential Oscar-winning material. (Case in point: Borat)
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12-03-2006, 10:52 PM	#10
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