Your Neighbors Know It's Nov. 1st When... - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Fleet · 12-03-2006, 01:33 AM

(Hallowed-related). I found this on a Halloween message board... pretty funny:
Your neighbors know it's Nov. 1st when...

- There is candy strewn all over the street, left by trick-or-treaters who ran from your house screaming.
- You get your anti-depressant medication refilled for a year.
- When they find you laying on your front lawn amid dropped candy and your props sobbing uncontrollably.
- When you keep looking up at the sky and screaming, "Why, God, why? I can't make it another 364 days!"
- When you're not at home, but in a tent setup in the parking lot of a Halloween store.
- When they hear whirring, banging and rattling sounds coming from my garage as I work on next year's props!"

Janice · 12-03-2006, 02:36 AM

Fleet · 12-03-2006, 02:56 AM

None of those, of course, apply to me.

Well, except maybe the third one.

12-03-2006, 01:33 AM	#1
Fleet Mansions, limousines & H-ween Forum Star Join Date: Jan 06, 2002 Location: Northridge/Porter Ranch, California Posts: 15,625	Your Neighbors Know It's Nov. 1st When... (Hallowed-related). I found this on a Halloween message board... pretty funny: Your neighbors know it's Nov. 1st when... - There is candy strewn all over the street, left by trick-or-treaters who ran from your house screaming. - You get your anti-depressant medication refilled for a year. - When they find you laying on your front lawn amid dropped candy and your props sobbing uncontrollably. - When you keep looking up at the sky and screaming, "Why, God, why? I can't make it another 364 days!" - When you're not at home, but in a tent setup in the parking lot of a Halloween store. - When they hear whirring, banging and rattling sounds coming from my garage as I work on next year's props!"
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12-03-2006, 02:36 AM	#2
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	Funny stuff

12-03-2006, 02:56 AM	#3
Fleet Mansions, limousines & H-ween Forum Star Join Date: Jan 06, 2002 Location: Northridge/Porter Ranch, California Posts: 15,625	None of those, of course, apply to me. Well, except maybe the third one.