Memorable quotes from outside of SO?

[Janice Johnson]

Anybody got any memorable quotes from outisde of SO? Liek other messagreboard that have GT fans and haters?

I have some.(I am paraphrasing)

From IMDB.com

Poster-To me, Carl always looked strange. He always looked drunk or like he would burst out singing church hymns out of nowhere.

Poster-Thelma overreacted WAY too much. I knew she was worried, but, it as like DAMN GIRL!"

Poster-In The Rent Party, that lady looked like she smelled while she was singing. I bet she smielled(Florida.)

Poster- 'I know the real reason Penny didn't want to go home. She was afraid her father Joe Jackson would whoop that ass!"

From Jumptheshark.com

Poster-"Why did Willona in the early seasons show up for a few seconds, yack about some jive turkey she went on a date the night before, and then leave? That was basically all she did in those earlier seasons."

Poster-"I know the real reason we never saw Carl again. After their marriage, he put on his glasses, took one good look at Florida, and zoomed away! He was out the door, and running!"

Poster-I bet James looked at Florida and went, 'DAMN, DAMN,DAMN

Poster-if James hadn't died and GT had stayed the way the show was in the earlier seasons, GT could have easily lasted until 1989."

Poster-"When Penny clapped her hands and asked, 'Where's Kid Dynomite?" She creeped me out."