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A.D.A. Casey Novak · 11-27-2006, 06:34 PM

I've seen these years ago so I'm sure they're not verbatim.

Jo: He followed me around all night. The only way I could make him stop is to tell him I'd go out with him.

Blair: You mean he asked you out on a d-d-d-d

Tootie. DATE, Blair, they call it a DATE.

Jo: Yea, there's some wingding tomorrow night.

Natalie: Could that be YOUR wingding, Blair?

Blair: I don't go to "wingdings", I go to cottilions.

Jo: Well if that's a dance at the country club, then your cottilion and my wingding are the same thing.

*******************

Jo: I was thinking about doing something different with my hair.

Blair: You mean like washing it?

Jo: No. I thought I'd go for the same brainless look that you have.

**************************

Jo Fan · 12-12-2006, 10:22 PM

lol, those are funny

. Anyway here's some more

Jo:My dad once told there are two kinds of people in this world, the ones who get shoved, and the ones who do the shoving, Jo you do the shoving.
Blair: Words to live by
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Tootie: ooooh, there's gonna be troooooubbbblllle!!!!!!!!!
Natalie: Make that a doooooubbbbllllle!!!!!!!!!
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Jo:Your so dumb you couldn't spell I.Q. (Blair enters and Jo walks up to her)
And you so spoiled, if you were milk, the date on the carton would be B.C.
Blair:Turn Blue
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Blair:Jo's name is really.......Joanna Marie, ha
Jo: Ya, my dad calls me that sometimes
Blair: Isn't that a hoot
Jo: but no one else
Blair: I prefere Jo myself
---------------------------------

All I can think of for now, get back 2 ya l8er, bya.

Nighthawk76 · 12-12-2006, 10:46 PM

Here are a few of my favorites....

"Pretty soon we're all going to be getting married and leaving the house. And Pippa and Jo can have it all to themselves."
-Blair "Up From Down Under"
_________________________________________________________________

"Oh, by the way, Oliver, I've thought it over and you can't see other women"
-Beverly Ann

"Well, it was fun while it lasted."
-Professor Thompson "Cupid's Revenge"
_________________________________________________________________

"Who wants to be a skinny pencil?" "I'd rather be a happy magic marker."
-Natalie "Dieting"
_________________________________________________________________

"There are certain things you've gotta see with your own eyes to believe."
-Jo "New York, New York"
_________________________________________________________________

"How would you like me to fix it so you could breath through your ears?"
-Cindy "Rough Housing"
_________________________________________________________________

"Cindy's great. The best athlete in school. At least that will keep it from being a total flesh parade."
-Molly "Rough Housing"
_________________________________________________________________

"But if I'm not perfect? And that's a big if."
-Blair "Magnificent Obsession"
_________________________________________________________________

and last but cetainly not least.....

"Tootie. I like saying Tootie."
-Rod Serling "Seven Little Indians"

FOL85NatandMrsGRock · 12-13-2006, 10:18 AM

here are mine...

Mrs. G: Jo, only twice in my life have i spoken in an arbitrary manner, once at my husband for not paying the booky, and now... GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!!
-Next Door

Jo: Cool it Nat! Nice girls don't throw trees!!!
-Green Eyed Monster

Tootie: So you know which guys have the hots for you?
Blair: They all do dear! I just know which guys will act on it!
-Rumor Has It

Blair: Fine... be a credit card virgin forever!
-Post X-mas Card

JoPol_wannabe · 12-13-2006, 05:36 PM

These are my favs:

Blair: I'm in a house without mirrors.
Mrs. Garrett: Don't worry Blair you can see yourself in the dishes.

Mrs. Garrett: This is not a school for spoiled rich girls. (Everyone turns around)
Blair: Why is everyone looking at me?

Mrs. Garrett: - "Would you girls care for a bowl of Meow Mix?"

Nat: A flash back within a flash back... I'm so brilliant it scares me.

Blair: Another brilliant idea just popped into my head.
Jo: Oh, don't scare it. It's a lonely place in there.

Jo: Oh no Tootie, I hate teaching people how to drive... They're always nervous, they make stupied mistakes, and they cry when you slap them.

Nat: "Goodbye Natalie, Hello hot lips!"

Jo: So, things change. You're born, you move on, you die. That's life."

JO jr · 12-13-2006, 08:23 PM

THEY JUST AIRED "TOOTIE DRIVES" ON ME-TV TODAY. YEA. I LOVE THAT QUOTE YOU HAVE FROM JO ABOUT HER SLAPPING PEOPLE. IT REMINDS ME OF HER LINE AS THEIR TEETERING OFF THE CLIFF. I THINK TOOTIE ASKS JO WHAT SHE DOES WHEN SHE'S NERVOUS, AND SHE SAYS, "SLAP PEOPLE".

IS THAT QUOTE RIGHT? AND, ISN'T THERE ANOTHER "SLAP PEOPLE" REFERENCE BY JO?

BOY, SHE SURE LIKED TO SLAP PEOPLE BACK IN THE DAY

BUT POOR BLAIR. SHE GOT THE FULL "I LIKE TO PUNCH PEOPLE IN THE FACE IF THEY QUESTION GOD"

BEATDOWN.

*OK, I JUST WATCHED THE CLIP FROM OUT OF PEEKSKILL*
JO: "OK. WE JUST HAVE TO HOLD ON AND WAIT FOR HELP."
TOOTIE: "CAN WE SING?"
JO: "SING?"
TOOTIE: "THAT'S WHAT I DO WHEN I'M SCARED. WHAT DO YOU DO?"
JO: "SLAP PEOPLE"

Nighthawk76 · 12-13-2006, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JO jr

THEY JUST AIRED "TOOTIE DRIVES" ON ME-TV TODAY. YEA. I LOVE THAT QUOTE YOU HAVE FROM JO ABOUT HER SLAPPING PEOPLE. IT REMINDS ME OF HER LINE AS THEIR TEETERING OFF THE CLIFF. I THINK TOOTIE ASKS JO WHAT SHE DOES WHEN SHE'S NERVOUS, AND SHE SAYS, "SLAP PEOPLE".

IS THAT QUOTE RIGHT? AND, ISN'T THERE ANOTHER "SLAP PEOPLE" REFERNCE BY JO?

BOY, SHE SURE LIKED TO SLAP PEOPLE BACK IN THE DAY

BUT POOR BLAIR. SHE GOT THE FULL "I LIKE TO PUNCH PEOPLE IN THE FACE IF THEY QUESTION GOD"

BEATDOWN.

"Tootie Drives" was really funny.

A great episode.

The only thing I didn't like about the episode was some of the songs they played. Except for this very minor thing, I loved it.

FOL85NatandMrsGRock · 12-14-2006, 01:54 AM

Another one of my all time favorites!!!!

Blair: (reading from a book) She flushed hottly, at that moment, he kissed her (snickers laughing)
Nat: Great Blair! You've gone from food to sex and i can't have either!
-Take My Finals, Please

JO jr · 12-14-2006, 05:00 AM

YOU KNOW, I COULD NEVER LIST ALL MY FAVORITE QUOTES. I'D HAVE TO GO EP BY EP. HOWEVER, I STILL INTEND TO CHECK BACK ON MY TRIVIA THREAD. NOT ALL MY FAV'S ARE FUNNY. SOME POINGNANT ONES, TOO.

WHAT I WOULD LOVE TO DO IS TO HAVE A THREAD OF VIDEO CLIPS OF ALL OUR FAV'S. IF WE GET, OH, EXCUSE ME...WHEN WE GET ALL 9 SEASONS, I INTEND TO START THAT THREAD. UNLESS OF COURSE, SOMEONE WANTS TO START ONE MEANWHILE AND DOWNLOAD SOME OF THEIRS, AS WELL AS THOSE MENTIONED ON HERE, IF THEY CAN.

I THINK FACTS HAS SOME OF THE BEST QUOTES OF ALL TIME. IT'S NOT ONLY THAT THE LINES ARE FUNNY, BUT I THINK IT WAS THE GIRLS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, BODY LANGUAGE AND THE WAY THEY DELIVERED THE LINES THAT MAKES THEM SO GREAT AND MEMORABLE.

I MEAN I STILL LAUGH OUT HYSTERICALLY LOUD

IN FACT, ONE OF MY ROOMMATES TODAY SAID THAT HE THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT THAT I COULD LAUGH SO PURELY, SO DEEP, AND THAT HE WISHED HE COULD, BECAUSE IT'S SO HEALTHY FOR YOU

SO THERE YA HAVE IT, FACTS OF LIFE ALSO SAVES LIVES! NOW AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH

11-27-2006, 06:34 PM	#1
A.D.A. Casey Novak Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 23, 2006 Posts: 180	So many good quotes I've seen these years ago so I'm sure they're not verbatim. Jo: He followed me around all night. The only way I could make him stop is to tell him I'd go out with him. Blair: You mean he asked you out on a d-d-d-d Tootie. DATE, Blair, they call it a DATE. Jo: Yea, there's some wingding tomorrow night. Natalie: Could that be YOUR wingding, Blair? Blair: I don't go to "wingdings", I go to cottilions. Jo: Well if that's a dance at the country club, then your cottilion and my wingding are the same thing. ***************** Jo: I was thinking about doing something different with my hair. Blair: You mean like washing it? Jo: No. I thought I'd go for the same brainless look that you have. ************************

12-13-2006, 10:18 AM	#4
FOL85NatandMrsGRock The Lovable Sarah Senior Member Join Date: Nov 07, 2000 Location: Wisconsin (Same Place Charlotte's From and where That 70's Show takes place!) .... Wish I was in Mayfield USA! Posts: 1,770	here are mine... Mrs. G: Jo, only twice in my life have i spoken in an arbitrary manner, once at my husband for not paying the booky, and now... GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!! -Next Door Jo: Cool it Nat! Nice girls don't throw trees!!! -Green Eyed Monster Tootie: So you know which guys have the hots for you? Blair: They all do dear! I just know which guys will act on it! -Rumor Has It Blair: Fine... be a credit card virgin forever! -Post X-mas Card
	__________________ Lorelai: (on the phone to Luke) So where are you anyways? Luke: I'm somewhere near if I lived here I'd shoot myself Lorelai: Oh I hear it's lovely there this time of year Gilmore Girls Eric: This guy's no good, I'm telling you, I have a 5th sense about these things! Jack: You mean a 6th sense? Eric: No, that's smell! You gotta be lucky to get that one! Boy Meets World

12-13-2006, 05:36 PM	#5
JoPol_wannabe Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 11, 2001 Location: Nebraska Posts: 3,036	These are my favs: Blair: I'm in a house without mirrors. Mrs. Garrett: Don't worry Blair you can see yourself in the dishes. Mrs. Garrett: This is not a school for spoiled rich girls. (Everyone turns around) Blair: Why is everyone looking at me? Mrs. Garrett: - "Would you girls care for a bowl of Meow Mix?" Nat: A flash back within a flash back... I'm so brilliant it scares me. Blair: Another brilliant idea just popped into my head. Jo: Oh, don't scare it. It's a lonely place in there. Jo: Oh no Tootie, I hate teaching people how to drive... They're always nervous, they make stupied mistakes, and they cry when you slap them. Nat: "Goodbye Natalie, Hello hot lips!" Jo: So, things change. You're born, you move on, you die. That's life."
	__________________ I'm not superstitious, but I am a little sitious. - Michael Scott The Office You can fish in one hand and crap in the other- Grandpa Gustafson Grumpy Old Men Jo: Oh no Tootie, I hate teaching people how to drive... They're always nervous, they make stupied mistakes, and they cry when you slap them. Sookie: Super Cool Party People say Super Cool Ado Lorelai: Oy with the poodles already- Gilmore Girls

12-13-2006, 08:23 PM	#6
JO jr Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 05, 2005 Posts: 1,249	THEY JUST AIRED "TOOTIE DRIVES" ON ME-TV TODAY. YEA. I LOVE THAT QUOTE YOU HAVE FROM JO ABOUT HER SLAPPING PEOPLE. IT REMINDS ME OF HER LINE AS THEIR TEETERING OFF THE CLIFF. I THINK TOOTIE ASKS JO WHAT SHE DOES WHEN SHE'S NERVOUS, AND SHE SAYS, "SLAP PEOPLE". IS THAT QUOTE RIGHT? AND, ISN'T THERE ANOTHER "SLAP PEOPLE" REFERENCE BY JO? BOY, SHE SURE LIKED TO SLAP PEOPLE BACK IN THE DAY BUT POOR BLAIR. SHE GOT THE FULL "I LIKE TO PUNCH PEOPLE IN THE FACE IF THEY QUESTION GOD" BEATDOWN. OK, I JUST WATCHED THE CLIP FROM OUT OF PEEKSKILL JO: "OK. WE JUST HAVE TO HOLD ON AND WAIT FOR HELP." TOOTIE: "CAN WE SING?" JO: "SING?" TOOTIE: "THAT'S WHAT I DO WHEN I'M SCARED. WHAT DO YOU DO?" JO: "SLAP PEOPLE"
	Last edited by JO jr; 12-14-2006 at 04:47 AM.

12-12-2006, 10:22 PM	#2
Jo Fan Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 09, 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 80	lol, those are funny . Anyway here's some more Jo:My dad once told there are two kinds of people in this world, the ones who get shoved, and the ones who do the shoving, Jo you do the shoving. Blair: Words to live by ------------------------------------ Tootie: ooooh, there's gonna be troooooubbbblllle!!!!!!!!! Natalie: Make that a doooooubbbbllllle!!!!!!!!! ------------------------------------------------- Jo:Your so dumb you couldn't spell I.Q. (Blair enters and Jo walks up to her) And you so spoiled, if you were milk, the date on the carton would be B.C. Blair:Turn Blue --------------------------- Blair:Jo's name is really.......Joanna Marie, ha Jo: Ya, my dad calls me that sometimes Blair: Isn't that a hoot Jo: but no one else Blair: I prefere Jo myself --------------------------------- All I can think of for now, get back 2 ya l8er, bya.

12-12-2006, 10:46 PM	#3
Nighthawk76 Rachel Berry Forum Celebrity Join Date: Feb 28, 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 23,254	Here are a few of my favorites.... "Pretty soon we're all going to be getting married and leaving the house. And Pippa and Jo can have it all to themselves." -Blair "Up From Down Under" _________________________________________________________________ "Oh, by the way, Oliver, I've thought it over and you can't see other women" -Beverly Ann "Well, it was fun while it lasted." -Professor Thompson "Cupid's Revenge" _________________________________________________________________ "Who wants to be a skinny pencil?" "I'd rather be a happy magic marker." -Natalie "Dieting" _________________________________________________________________ "There are certain things you've gotta see with your own eyes to believe." -Jo "New York, New York" _________________________________________________________________ "How would you like me to fix it so you could breath through your ears?" -Cindy "Rough Housing" _________________________________________________________________ "Cindy's great. The best athlete in school. At least that will keep it from being a total flesh parade." -Molly "Rough Housing" _________________________________________________________________ "But if I'm not perfect? And that's a big if." -Blair "Magnificent Obsession" _________________________________________________________________ and last but cetainly not least..... "Tootie. I like saying Tootie." -Rod Serling "Seven Little Indians"

12-14-2006, 01:54 AM	#8
FOL85NatandMrsGRock The Lovable Sarah Senior Member Join Date: Nov 07, 2000 Location: Wisconsin (Same Place Charlotte's From and where That 70's Show takes place!) .... Wish I was in Mayfield USA! Posts: 1,770	Another one of my all time favorites!!!! Blair: (reading from a book) She flushed hottly, at that moment, he kissed her (snickers laughing) Nat: Great Blair! You've gone from food to sex and i can't have either! -Take My Finals, Please

12-14-2006, 05:00 AM	#9
JO jr Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 05, 2005 Posts: 1,249	YOU KNOW, I COULD NEVER LIST ALL MY FAVORITE QUOTES. I'D HAVE TO GO EP BY EP. HOWEVER, I STILL INTEND TO CHECK BACK ON MY TRIVIA THREAD. NOT ALL MY FAV'S ARE FUNNY. SOME POINGNANT ONES, TOO. WHAT I WOULD LOVE TO DO IS TO HAVE A THREAD OF VIDEO CLIPS OF ALL OUR FAV'S. IF WE GET, OH, EXCUSE ME...WHEN WE GET ALL 9 SEASONS, I INTEND TO START THAT THREAD. UNLESS OF COURSE, SOMEONE WANTS TO START ONE MEANWHILE AND DOWNLOAD SOME OF THEIRS, AS WELL AS THOSE MENTIONED ON HERE, IF THEY CAN. I THINK FACTS HAS SOME OF THE BEST QUOTES OF ALL TIME. IT'S NOT ONLY THAT THE LINES ARE FUNNY, BUT I THINK IT WAS THE GIRLS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, BODY LANGUAGE AND THE WAY THEY DELIVERED THE LINES THAT MAKES THEM SO GREAT AND MEMORABLE. I MEAN I STILL LAUGH OUT HYSTERICALLY LOUD IN FACT, ONE OF MY ROOMMATES TODAY SAID THAT HE THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT THAT I COULD LAUGH SO PURELY, SO DEEP, AND THAT HE WISHED HE COULD, BECAUSE IT'S SO HEALTHY FOR YOU SO THERE YA HAVE IT, FACTS OF LIFE ALSO SAVES LIVES! NOW AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH