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Brett Ferino · 02-21-2001, 10:08 PM

What is it and why?

CameraQueen · 03-08-2001, 01:59 PM

"I like my beer cold, my tv loud and my homosexuals fllllllllaming!" - Homer

I have no idea why, I just think it's funny. Heehee.

Brett Ferino · 03-20-2001, 11:10 PM

Hey Hey! Kids! - Crusty the Clown

Brett Ferino · 03-20-2001, 11:18 PM

There are so many quotes on simpsons i just cant tell you em all

03-28-2001, 04:53 AM

ralph walking lisa home"so do you like STUFF"

greenpython · 04-03-2001, 09:50 AM

there are 3 that I love:
" You're mother has a career now , she's a slot jockey"

" No , there's only one monster and he has enslaved you're mother and I call him gamblor and it's time to snatch her from his neon claws!"

Lisa: I had a bad dream!
Homer: Don't worry , just tell Daddy all about it.
Lisa: Well I had this dream that the boogie man was after me and he ...
Homer: AHHH! BOOGIE MAN!! You nail the windows shut and I'll get the shotgun!

There isn't really a reson why I love these quotes , I just do.

Brett Ferino · 04-28-2001, 02:35 PM

Eat My Shorts - Bart

dawsongirl · 04-28-2001, 07:12 PM

For the life of me I cannot remember what episode this came from, but I love this quote:

Bart (I think): Dad, your half-ass underparenting was a lot better than your half-ass overparenting.

Homer: But I was using my whole ass.

Cracks me up every time!!

TVLanFan · 06-26-2001, 01:14 PM

This episode was on a few years ago...remember when Homer found out he had a long-lost half brother (Danny Devito supplied the voice of his half-bro)...turns out Homer's father had an affair and fathered another child...and while Homer and the family are driving the car to the city where the half-bro lives (they don't know the address, just the city - they got THAT info from the adoption agency)and the resulting dialogue goes something like this:

Bart (sitting in back seat of car): So, any idea where this bastard lives?

Homer: BART!!

Bart: Well, his parents aren't married, are they? It IS a correct word, isn't it?

Homer: (to Marge) Well, I guess he's got us there

Marge: (Growls)

Incredible writing!! Still cracks me up.

Czas na Zywiec · 06-29-2001, 10:29 PM

When they move to the boat a.k.a.
"The Tompsons" episode.
Homer(in a screaming rage): "Bart, you want a brownie before you go to bed!!!
Bart: (Screams really loud, can't really write it)
Bart: "Dad im a little jumpy so do you mind not coming into my room like that?"
Homer: "Oh, sorry boy."
---After a couple of secs---
Homer(in a screaming rage): "Bart you wanna see my new chain saw and hockey mask!!!"
Bart: (Screams really loud again)
Homer: "Oh yeah, the killer thing!"

That episode always cracks me up!!!!

------------------
Eric Matthews

07-31-2001, 02:01 PM

in the episode where homer becomes a food critic
Lisa: 498 words two more words dad
Homer how about screw Flanders
Lisa How about bon appiteit
i always crack up at that

Ishqs · 08-25-2001, 04:49 AM

1) Marge is selling the Flanders the "murder house"...and you hear screaming. Marge gasps and looks, and you see Ned Flanders screaming, "Aaaaaaa, purple drapes, I've always wanted purple drapes, Aaaaaaah!!"

2) "Good-bye dental plan!!" "Lisa needs braces...dental plan!...Lisa needs braces...dental plan"...(in Homer's mind) "If we lose our dental plan, I'll have to pay for Lisa's braces!" - Homer

3) "Sir, how would you like to get higher than you've ever been before?"
"Be an astronaut, sure!" - Barney

4) "My cat's breath smells like cat food."
- Ralph

AMackII · 05-09-2019, 09:10 PM

“Television, Teacher, Mother, Secret Lover” - Homer Simpson

MA · 05-09-2019, 09:14 PM

Homer Simpson: Thirteen bucks? I can't get anything for thirteen bucks!

Ohio8 · 09-21-2023, 07:38 PM

Ralph Wiggum: "Why do people run from me?"

02-21-2001, 10:08 PM	#1
Brett Ferino Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,782	Fave Quote What is it and why?

03-28-2001, 04:53 AM	#5
TC Guest Posts: n/a	ralph walking lisa home"so do you like STUFF"
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07-31-2001, 02:01 PM	#11
Grant Guest Posts: n/a	in the episode where homer becomes a food critic Lisa: 498 words two more words dad Homer how about screw Flanders Lisa How about bon appiteit i always crack up at that
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05-09-2019, 09:14 PM	#14
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09-21-2023, 07:38 PM	#15
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,924	Ralph Wiggum: "Why do people run from me?"
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03-08-2001, 01:59 PM	#2
CameraQueen Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 08, 2001 Location: MA Posts: 602	"I like my beer cold, my tv loud and my homosexuals fllllllllaming!" - Homer I have no idea why, I just think it's funny. Heehee.

03-20-2001, 11:10 PM	#3
Brett Ferino Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,782	Hey Hey! Kids! - Crusty the Clown

03-20-2001, 11:18 PM	#4
Brett Ferino Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,782	There are so many quotes on simpsons i just cant tell you em all

04-03-2001, 09:50 AM	#6
greenpython Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Apr 03, 2001 Posts: 4	there are 3 that I love: " You're mother has a career now , she's a slot jockey" " No , there's only one monster and he has enslaved you're mother and I call him gamblor and it's time to snatch her from his neon claws!" Lisa: I had a bad dream! Homer: Don't worry , just tell Daddy all about it. Lisa: Well I had this dream that the boogie man was after me and he ... Homer: AHHH! BOOGIE MAN!! You nail the windows shut and I'll get the shotgun! There isn't really a reson why I love these quotes , I just do.

04-28-2001, 02:35 PM	#7
Brett Ferino Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,782	Eat My Shorts - Bart

04-28-2001, 07:12 PM	#8
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,128	For the life of me I cannot remember what episode this came from, but I love this quote: Bart (I think): Dad, your half-ass underparenting was a lot better than your half-ass overparenting. Homer: But I was using my whole ass. Cracks me up every time!!

06-26-2001, 01:14 PM	#9
TVLanFan Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 31, 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 199	This episode was on a few years ago...remember when Homer found out he had a long-lost half brother (Danny Devito supplied the voice of his half-bro)...turns out Homer's father had an affair and fathered another child...and while Homer and the family are driving the car to the city where the half-bro lives (they don't know the address, just the city - they got THAT info from the adoption agency)and the resulting dialogue goes something like this: Bart (sitting in back seat of car): So, any idea where this bastard lives? Homer: BART!! Bart: Well, his parents aren't married, are they? It IS a correct word, isn't it? Homer: (to Marge) Well, I guess he's got us there Marge: (Growls) Incredible writing!! Still cracks me up.

06-29-2001, 10:29 PM	#10
Czas na Zywiec what up Forum Star Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Southwest Side, Chicago Posts: 18,398	When they move to the boat a.k.a. "The Tompsons" episode. Homer(in a screaming rage): "Bart, you want a brownie before you go to bed!!! Bart: (Screams really loud, can't really write it) Bart: "Dad im a little jumpy so do you mind not coming into my room like that?" Homer: "Oh, sorry boy." ---After a couple of secs--- Homer(in a screaming rage): "Bart you wanna see my new chain saw and hockey mask!!!" Bart: (Screams really loud again) Homer: "Oh yeah, the killer thing!" That episode always cracks me up!!!! ------------------ Eric Matthews

08-25-2001, 04:49 AM	#12
Ishqs Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 15, 2000 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 105	1) Marge is selling the Flanders the "murder house"...and you hear screaming. Marge gasps and looks, and you see Ned Flanders screaming, "Aaaaaaa, purple drapes, I've always wanted purple drapes, Aaaaaaah!!" 2) "Good-bye dental plan!!" "Lisa needs braces...dental plan!...Lisa needs braces...dental plan"...(in Homer's mind) "If we lose our dental plan, I'll have to pay for Lisa's braces!" - Homer 3) "Sir, how would you like to get higher than you've ever been before?" "Be an astronaut, sure!" - Barney 4) "My cat's breath smells like cat food." - Ralph

05-09-2019, 09:10 PM	#13
AMackII Member Forum Star Join Date: Oct 23, 2015 Location: St. Louis Posts: 17,215	“Television, Teacher, Mother, Secret Lover” - Homer Simpson