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Family Ties Forever! · 11-23-2006, 04:58 PM

In an e-mail:

You Might Be a Redneck This Thanksgiving If...

... you've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a ping-pong
table.

... Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.

... you've ever reused a paper plate.

... if you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all
say Cool Whip on the side.

... if you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet
table.

... your turkey platter is an old hubcap.

... your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.

... your stuffing's secret ingredient comes from the bait
shop.

... your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.

... side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.

... you have to go outside to get something out of the
'fridge.

... the directions to your house include "turn off the paved
road."

... you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

... you have an Elvis Jell-o mold.

... your secret family recipe is illegal.

... you serve Vienna sausage as an appetizer.

Yooch · 11-23-2006, 06:19 PM

Those are great!

Chocoholic · 11-24-2006, 10:46 AM

Your post is very offensive to rednecks! You are redneckophobic!

That was a funny E-mail.

Nighthawk76 · 11-24-2006, 03:33 PM

Those were great.

ABlairican Pie · 11-24-2006, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Jen_

... side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.

Don't fergit tha RC Cola!

Dude111 · 11-27-2025, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yooch

Those are great!

Yes Im glad I am not one!!

11-23-2006, 04:58 PM	#1
Family Ties Forever! Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 16, 2002 Location: Keaton residence Posts: 10,214	You Might Be A Redneck This Thanksgiving If.... In an e-mail: You Might Be a Redneck This Thanksgiving If... ... you've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a ping-pong table. ... Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings. ... you've ever reused a paper plate. ... if you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side. ... if you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table. ... your turkey platter is an old hubcap. ... your best dishes have Dixie printed on them. ... your stuffing's secret ingredient comes from the bait shop. ... your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup. ... side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies. ... you have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge. ... the directions to your house include "turn off the paved road." ... you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. ... you have an Elvis Jell-o mold. ... your secret family recipe is illegal. ... you serve Vienna sausage as an appetizer.
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11-23-2006, 06:19 PM	#2
Yooch Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 07, 2006 Location: California Posts: 3,180	Those are great!
	__________________ "The true meaning of America, you ask? It's in a Texas rodeo, in a policeman's badge, in the sound of laughing children, in a political rally, in a newspaper...In all these things and many more, you'll find freedom. And freedom is what America means to the world. And to me." --Audie Leon Murphy June 20, 1924-- May 28, 1971

11-24-2006, 10:46 AM	#3
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Your post is very offensive to rednecks! You are redneckophobic! That was a funny E-mail.

11-24-2006, 03:33 PM	#4
Nighthawk76 Rachel Berry Forum Celebrity Join Date: Feb 28, 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 23,254	Those were great.