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Brent88 · 11-23-2006, 02:07 AM

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

Karen* · 11-23-2006, 05:26 AM

WOW.

Ohio8 · 11-23-2006, 01:30 PM

These are really good!!!

James"Thunder"Early · 11-23-2006, 01:32 PM

Those are hilarious!

Hollow · 11-23-2006, 06:21 PM

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

it would take an unacceptably filthy mind to interpret those sexually in the context that you're not supposed to.

MsOrange · 11-23-2006, 08:14 PM

well, i think it's funny.

FOLrocks1 · 11-23-2006, 09:37 PM

These are great. Too bad the day's almost over and I won't be able to use them. Ah well, there's always next year.

Chocoholic · 11-24-2006, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by safety pin

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

it would take an unacceptably filthy mind to interpret those sexually in the context that you're not supposed to.

I think all of them come from someone with a dirty mind. Still funny as Hell though!

Dude111 · 11-28-2024, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollow

it would take an unacceptably filthy mind to interpret those sexually in the context that you're not supposed to.

Hehe I would be afraid to say them!!

Bonniegirl · 11-28-2024, 06:50 PM

11-23-2006, 02:07 AM	#1
Brent88 Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 01, 2003 Location: Alabama Posts: 16,174	Things you should say only on Thanksgiving 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. That's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
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11-23-2006, 05:26 AM	#2
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11-23-2006, 01:32 PM	#4
James"Thunder"Early Whoever's In New England Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 23, 2004 Location: The Apollo Posts: 7,088	Those are hilarious!
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11-23-2006, 09:37 PM	#7
FOLrocks1 My favorite ladies! Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 09, 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 4,103	These are great. Too bad the day's almost over and I won't be able to use them. Ah well, there's always next year.
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11-23-2006, 01:30 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,966	These are really good!!!

11-23-2006, 06:21 PM	#5
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! it would take an unacceptably filthy mind to interpret those sexually in the context that you're not supposed to.

11-23-2006, 08:14 PM	#6
MsOrange Bringin' Sexy Back Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 27, 2004 Posts: 6,133	well, i think it's funny.

11-28-2024, 06:50 PM	#10
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