Friends: Season 11

[JRA3209]

I am making a Friends Season 11 FanFiction. I am making scripts and everything. i want to post them here to get some fedback on them from you all. i will do 24 episodes

FRIENDS SEASON 11
1. The One With All the Changes
2. (UNKOWN)
3. (UNKOWN)
4 - 24. (UNKOWN)
11.01 The One With all The Changes

10 minutes after the finale.
INT. CENTRAL PERK – TEASER
They are all sitting and talking. Rachel, Ross, Joey, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Mike.

Joey: Man so much stuff has changed around here.
Rachel: I guess.
Joey: You guess? I mean look you and Ross got together, Finally! I mean dude what was your problem?
Ross: What?
Chandler: Why did it take you so long to talk to Rachel?
Ross: Why did it take you so long to propose Monica?
Chandler: You know, maybe you should slow down in the whole Marriage thing.
Ross: It wasn’t my fault!
Rachel: Don’t go into that cause Ross will start yelling.
Joey: And then will talk about you all last time and he will go-
Ross/Phoebe/Monica/Chandler: We were on a break!!
Phoebe: Ross! We know.
Rachel: What? We were not on a brea- (Ross kisses Rachel.)
Joey: That’s why they should stay together.
Phoebe: Why?
Joey: Cause they shut each other up like that. Its so cute.
Mike: Seems sort of weird in front of all of these people.
Phoebe: Mike wont have sex in a public bathroom!
Joey: You wont?
Chandler: I did.
Monica: You did?
Joey: Oh yeah Monica I wanted to ask you something!
Monica: Sure Joe what?
Joey: Are you and Chandler gonna buy anymore more people?
Monica: Joey we didn’t buy them. We adopted them.
Joey: Hey I wont say anything I’m cool with it. What if you named the one that is named Jack, Joey?
Chandler: His name is already Jack.
Joey: So, Phenis!
Phoebe: Joey!
Joey: What?
Phoebe: Cool name! That’s what we should name our kid.
Mike: Why?
Monica: Joey, why did you can Chandler Phenis?
Joey: You wanna know?
Ross: Oh yeah! I know that’s-
Chandler: Okay Joey, Jack will be named after you!
Monica: (Whispering) I’m not changing the name.
Chandler: Do you think Joey will notice?
Joey: I heard you Phenis!
Rachel: Wait!
Chandler: no!
Rachel: Phenis is your real name?
Chandler: uhm…well…yes.
Monica: Ha-ha!
Phoebe: Your name…Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Your name is phenis.
Chandler: I hate you.

OPENING CREDITS

INT. MONICA AND CHANDLER’S OLD APARTMENT – 2 HOURS LATER
Joey is sitting in the empty apartment. Then a real estate agent (Ashley) walks up.

JOEY: Oh, hey who are you?
REAL ESTATE AGENT: I’m trying to get someone to move in here. Are you looking?
JOEY: No. I live across the hall.
REAL ESTATE AGENT: Oh…what are you doing here, then?
JOEY: My friends used to live here.
REAL ESTATE AGENT: Do they anymore?
JOEY: Well no. but if they did you know I would be eating some of Monica’s lasanga, maybe some french toast. Then I would have some fries and then some of her cookies. Maybe have a little bit of ribs…hmmm…
REAL ESTATE AGENT: Are you okay?
JOEY: What were we talking about?
REAL ESTATE AGENT: Monica’s lasanga?
JOEY: Monica and Chandler. You know Monica stole Chandler from me?
REAL ESTATE AGENT: Oh…she stole him. Well I didn’t know you were like that. I actually have a friend who-
JOEY: No-No-No! She stole him from living with me cause they bought people. Now ross and Rachel are dating again. That’s good until he gets back with the copy girl you know what im saying?
REAL ESTATE AGENT: I really don’t.

Ross and Rachel walk in.

ROSS: Hey joe!
JOEY: Whats up?
RACHEL: You weren’t next door and we thought you might be hear.
JOEY: I am.
REAL ESTATE AGENT: Who are you all?
ROSS: I’m Ross.
JOEY: That’s Rachel.
REAL ESTATE AGENT: So Ross is the one who is going to go back to that copy girl?
RACHEL: What?
ROSS: Thanks, man.
JOEY: I was just joking. She was just making stuff up.
ROSS: Really?
RACHEL: You know your horrible at lieing Joe?
JOEY: No this dog came in and told her and then she was like what? And I was like that’s not true. Then we started talking about food. Then this bird started saying-
RACHEL: You said a dog?
JOEY: Dammit!

INT. MONICA AND CHANDLER’S HOUSE – KITCHEN – 10 MINUTES LATER –
Monica and Chandler are sitting in the kitchen with boxes everywhere. Monica is freaking out. The babies are in a stroller with a blanket over it.

MONICA: Alright now we need to put the things in order of where they will go.
CHANDLER: Well I think we should put the table over there.
MONICA: Well. No. I think we should put in the middle of the kitchen.
CHANDLER: You said I could have some insight. Just like Dr. Phil has said!
MONICA: Chandler its just that your insight…sucks.
CHANDLER: What!
MONICA: Don’t get mad I’m just saying.
CHANDLER: Well you know what I can do. (kisses her.)
MONICA: We have to put up furniture for a few hours then maybe.
CHANDLER: Fine. So what can I do then in the kitchen.
MONICA: What the hell is that on the stove?
CHANDLER: I tried making a sandwhich earlier.
MONICA: Well you ceritanly cant cook in the kitchen.
CHANDLER: Come on let me do something please! Please! Wait a second. Déjà vu. Me before I met you on a date.
MONICA: Here put these flowers up somewhere in here. That’s what you can do.
CHANDLER: Yes. Alright thanks I’ll do it. alright, alright where to put them hmmm.
MONICA: Just put the flowers somewhere!
(Chandler sets the flowers by the stove.)
MONICA: Well. I see that you made insight there honey.
CHANDLER: And you love it?
MONICA: Well. Yeah I do.
CHANDLER: Really?
MONICA: Really? No. I don’t. what if we put it over hear by the fridge?
CHANDLER: But I liked it by the stove.
MONICA: Did you look at the blue prints I made earllier where the furniture was giong to go. And it stated every last inch! The system?
CHANDLER: No. I didn’t.
MONICA: But it was the system I made.
CHANDLER: (Looking through boxes.) Hey look at this it’s a picture of are wedding. Theres daddy! (Points to a woman in a dress.)
MONICA: Is that my pearl necklace!
CHANDLER: You gave them to him.
MONICA: Yeah but he never gave them back!
CHANDLER: Oh yeah he does that.
MONICA: What do you mean (Mimiking chandler) oh yeah, he does that?
CHANDLER: I didn’t tell you?
MONICA: No must have just fell out of your mind!
CHANDLER: Well. That does happen a lot.
MONICA: For you. Not when I have my system though!
CHANDLER: Can I see it.
MONICA: Sure. (Looks around) Wheres the system. Wheres the system!!
CHANDLER: I don’t know ask them. (Points to crib)
MONICA: Chandler! I’m serious do you know how much planning and label making went into that! I mean hours after hours of label making!
CHANDLER: You just cooler by the minute.
MONICA: You know I think I’ll just make a new system.
CHANDLER: Really? Can I help?
MONICA: Ha-ha-ha. (Looks at Chandler’s serious face.) Oh…No.

INT. PHOEBE AND MIKE’S APARTMENT – LATER –
Phoebe and Mike are setting on the couch watching TV talking.

MIKE: Don’t you feel bad for Monica and Chandler?
PHOEBE: Why?
MIKE: They got 2 babies all at once.
PHOEBE: I bet that wasn’t in Monica’s little system she has been bitching about this past week.
MIKE: Yeah what is with her and that thing?
PHOEBE: I don’t know why don’t we look at it I took it earlier. But she will probaly spend hours making another one.
MIKE: That sounds like one hell of a weekend.
PHOEBE: Yeah. Wanna see it?
MIKE: No that’s okay.
PHOEBE: You know what I think we should do?
MIKE: What?
PHOEBE: I think we should make are own little people.
MIKE: Really?
PHOEBE: Yeah we can controll them and then we could make them fight Monica’s children. And then we could like teach them are powers.
MIKE: Powers?
PHOEBE: Oh right we don’t have powers. (Looks away.) Muahahah!
MIKE: So little people?
PHOEBE: I think we should so totally start one and have them running around and Phoebe Junior fighting with Consulea.
MIKE: Not back with the Consulea stuff again.
PHOEBE: It’s just a nice name.
MIKE: You thought that about Banna Hammock.
PHOEBE: It’s a fine name!
MIKE: Not really.
PHOEBE: We can discuss that later. Don’t you think we should move somewhere bigger?
MIKE: I guess we should.
PHOEBE: So do you want to start trying for a baby?
MIKE: Yeah. Lets do it I guess.
PHOEBE: Alright! (Kisses Mike.) This is going to be fun!
MIKE: I know I can’t wait till we have kids either.
PHOEBE: What? Oh yeah the kids they’ll be cool to I guess.

INT. ROSS’S APARTMENT – LATER THAT DAY –
Ross and Rachel are sitting watching TV bored.

RACHEL: I have to go to Joey’s soon to unpack my stuff.
ROSS: Your gonna live with Joey?
RACHEL: Well I mean I guess.
ROSS: Why don’t you move in here with me.
RACHEL: Yeah.
ROSS: For Emma, of course.
RACHEL: Oh yeah for Emma.
ROSS: Well lets go get your stuff!
RACHEL: Now Ross?
ROSS: Yeah now! I mean it would be great.
RACHEL: Well I mean if you want to.
ROSS: Yeah we can go grab all your stuff and run it over here.
RACHEL: What about the boxes I shipped to Paris?
ROSS: You shipped boxes to paris!
RACHEL: Yeah, Calm down Ross.
ROSS: I’m sorry its just I’ve waited so long to be with you and now I am and I was just wondering if we could move in together and be with each other forever.
RACHEL: That’s so sweet. Yeah lets go get the boxes.

Joey walks in.

JOEY: Hey Rach! I wanted to bring some of Emma’s stuff over.
RACHEL: How did you know I was picking it up?
JOEY: I was takling with a girl outside and I heard you all talking so I thought I would listen first.
ROSS: Why?
RACHEL: No, I do that to.
PHOEBE: (Walks in) Me too! So you guys are thinking of moving in together?
RACHEL: Yeah we are!
PHOEBE: That’s great! Me and Mike are tryign to make little people!
JOEY: What kind of little people. I once saw this movie with these little people who would kill you if you took there gold.
RACHEL: Are you talking about Leprechaun?
JOEY: Are you trying to make leprechaun?!
PHOEBE: No but I really like the idea of that. You know!
JOEY: What happens when he kills you for his gold?
PHOEBE: Ah-hah! I trick them and take there gold and put the golden candy there instead!
JOEY: You blow me away sometimes Phoebe Buffay!
RACHEL: (To Ross) Do you get them?
ROSS: Just pretend do. They think you do.
RACHEL: Right on.

INT. JOEY’S APARTMENT – 10 MINUTES LATER –
Joey, Phoebe, Rachel, and Ross are in there loading up boxes.

JOEY: I’m so sick of these boxes.
ROSS: Yeah I know there is so much worthless crap in here.
RACHEL: Hey!
PHOEBE: Just kick it around a little. I mean if it is that heavy just put the stuff under the couch.
RACHEL: You put my stuff under the couch?
PHOEBE: (To Ross) Break it off. Break it off.
ROSS: Oh yeah Rach, do you want to go out to eat tonight?
PHOEBE: I do. I’m starving.
ROSS: Just talking to Rachel actually.
PHOEBE: So rude. (To Rachel) Break it off. Break it off.
RACHEL: Yeah we should.
JOEY: How is all this stuff going to fit into Ross’s apartment with his dinosaur crap?
ROSS: Those figures are worth a lot of money they are not crap.
JOEY: Okay ross.
RACHEL: You know I do have a lot of stuff.
PHOEBE: We get it Rach! We’ll help you move it to Ross’s!

(REAL ESTATE AGENT (Ashley) ENTERS)

REAL ESTATE AGNET: Joey do you live here?
JOEY: Yeah! Have you sold the apartment yet?
PHOEBE: Hey you! Can you take this.
REAL ESTATE AGNET: What? (Phoebe drops a box into her hands.) Oh okay.
JOEY: Let me take that.
REAL ESTATE AGENT: Thanks. Do you wanna go hang out? I can’t leave but I just ordered two pizzas and I have to stay in the apartment and I wanted to know if you wanted to hang out and eat?
JOEY: Sure, lets go.
RACHEL: Joey!
PHOEBE: Well if your outta here I am.
ROSS: Phoebe!
RACHEL: Are you the one selling Monica and Chandler’s apartment?
REAL ESTATE AGENT: Who are those people?
PHOEBE: Chandler is a little bit you know…(Mouthing words) Gay. (Not mouthing words.) then monice is really you know controlling.
REAL ESTATE AGENT: Sound like fun. So you ready Joey?
JOEY: Yeah.
RACHEL: Hey can we take a look at the apartment?
REAL ESTATE AGENT: Fine. I’ve been on my feet all day showing it to people who are smelly, and gross but sure you come.
PHOEBE: Oh, me too.
JOEY: Who is smelly around you?
PHOEBE: Let’s not talk about my other friends alright.

INT. MONICA AND CHANDLER’S OLD APARTMENT - SECONDS LATER –
Ross, Rachel, Joey, Phoebe and Ashley walk in.

REAL ESTATE AGENT: So this is the place. You know it?
RACHEL: Oh a little bit.
JOEY: This place brings back memiories.
PHOEBE: Remember when we were all here and then Monica and Chandler came in with the twins.
JOEY: Seems like just yesterday.
RACHEL: It was like 4 hours ago.
JOEY: It was. (Begins to cry) It was so wonderful.
REAL ESTATE AGENT: It really was.
ROSS: Huh?
REAL ESTATE AGENT: I just want to fit in you know.
PHOEBE: You should meet Chandler.

INT. MONICA AND CHANDLER’S KITCHEN – SAME TIME –
Monica and Chandler are in the kitchen and they are moving things around. Monica is going crazy.

MONICA: Where is it Chandler!
CHANDLER: For the 18th time I DON’T KNOW! I DON’T KNOW! I DON’T KNOW!
MONICA: OKAY! OKAY! OKAY!
CHANDLER: I’M SO GLAD WE MOVED HERE!!
MONICA: So your sure you don’t know where the system is chandler.
CHANDLER: Oh my god! I don’t know!
MONICA: Maybe its on one of the Dr. Phil Video’s you recorder every single day!
CHANDLER: (Gasp) How dare you!
MONICA: Look the system has to be in this room and we will find it and we can set it up alright!
CHANDLER: Do it with out the system!
MONICA: (Gasp) How Dare you! The System is what makes all of this possible Chandler! How do you think we are supposed to find out where things should go!
CHANDLER: I don’t know! What if we just put things in places!
MONICA: With out the system! ARE YOU CRAZY!
CHANDLER: I don’t know I lived with you for so long I just might be!
MONICA: Just put the stuff up!
CHANDLER: Without the system!?
MONICA: Now you see it!
CHANDLER: Lets see where should the table go?
MONICA: In the middle of the room let’s move it.
CHANDLER: Alright let’s go.

They get up and push the table. Chandler has a irratited look on his face.

CHANDLER: (Straining muscels.) This is great for the system.
MONICA: Oh is that heavy?
CHANDLER: (Straining muscels.) NO its so easy and feels sooooo good!
MONICA: Just let me do it please.
CHANDLER: Fine do it! go ahead! (Drops the table)
MONICA: Ow!
CHANDLER: Lets look for that system! (Picks up the table again)
MONICA: it’s okay…it was just a nail. One of my nails that I got done 2 days ago. Whatever!
CHANDLER: Lets just go out to eat or something and take our minds off this.
MONICA: Can we bring the twins?
CHANDLER: Well we could leave them here to see if they could find the system.
MONICA: I mean don’t you think we should let someone baby-sit them?
CHANDLER: It’s so funny how you make it sound like a privallege to baby-sit 2 twins.
MONICA: Let’s just take them come on. (Drops the table)
CHANDLER: (Face in pain) MMMMM.
MONICA: Oh whoopsi! Are you okay there?
CHANDLER: (Face in pain) (Shakes head no) MMMMMM.

INT. MONICA AND CHANDLER’S OLD APARTMENT – SAME TIME –
Everyone is sitting around eating and talking.
Ross, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey and Real estate agent (Ashley).

RACHEL: I didn’t get your name.
REAL ESTATE AGENT: Still ate the pizza.
PHOEBE: I know she is very self centered.
RACHEL: Phoebe!
PHOEBE: I want to get her to know the group Rachel, So she can be as close as you and me.
RACHEL: Okay.
PHOEBE: So whats your name?
ASHLEY: Ashley.
PHOEBE: That is cool. I once knew a ghost named Ashley.
JOEY: What happened to her? She isn’t still around is she?
PHOEBE: Yes she is. I’ve learned to deal with her.
RACHEL: And that’s phoebe.
ROSS: I’m gonna miss this place.
ASHLEY: I don’t get it.
RACHEL: What?
ASHLEY: You all miss this place so much right?
JOEY: I sure do. It’s hard having to get your own food.
ASHLEY: And your moving the stuff to his apartment Russ.
ROSS: It’s ross.
ASHLEY: Whatever, so you should just move your stuff here and take this place.
ROSS: What?
PHOEBE: You should!
ASHLEY: I mean you get an apartment you’ve known forever I get a new place to sell because the candle smell left in that bathroom is horrible.
JOEY: I think I’m responisble for that.
ASHLEY: So you know what the medal thing on the side is?
JOEY: The flusher?
ASHLEY: Use it! ecspecially if you don’t live here!
JOEY: Whoops. Sorry.
RACHEL: What do you think?
ROSS: I guess we could. But my apartment.
RACHEL: Sell it.
ASHLEY: I can sell it!
ROSS: Really?
JOEY: Finally!
ASHLEY: What?
JOEY: Someone to hold this group together. Monica left and now we have nobody.
PHOEBE: What about me?
RACHEL: Joey, Monica didn’t leave.
JOEY: She went with Chandler and bought people!
ROSS: Joey? What?
PHOEBE: Just leave it alone you know it’s not worth it.
JOEY: What’s not?
PHOEBE: Nothing Joey, hows the pizza?
JOEY: Soo good!
ROSS: And that’s Joey.

HALLWAY – SAME TIME –
Monica and Chandler are standing in the Hallway with the stroller. They are in between Joey’s apartment and Ross and Rachel’s new apartment.

MONICA: So do you think there all in Joey’s apartment?
CHANDLER: Probally or they could be with the system making changes!
MONICA: Oh god don’t it hurts when you joke about it!!

INT. ROSS AND RACHELS NEW APARTMENT – 1 SECOND LATER –
They all are still there eating pizza.

PHOEBE: Did you hear something?
JOEY: I don’t know. Hey Phebes are you eating that.
PHOEBE: No I’m saving it for Ashley. I swear I heard something.
ASHLEY: What?
PHOEBE: Ghost Ashley.
ASHLEY: Right.
RACHEL: Lets go see what that was.

(they all get up and walk over to the door and open it up to see Monica and Chandler.)

RACHEL: Hey!
MONICA: (Enters with Chandler) What are you all doing here?
ROSS: Me and Rachel are moving in!
MONICA: That’s a great story. Have you seen the system?
PHOEBE: Nope.
JOEY: Phoebe didn’t you say something about having that?
MONICA: What!!!
PHOEBE: Here you can have my pizza.
JOEY: Yay! Give me.
MONICA: I can’t believe you took the system!

(RING! RING! Joey’s cell rings.)

JOEY: Can you all hold on.
ASHLEY: Joey later when I’m off do you wanna have that real date?
JOEY: Yeah that would be great!

(joey walks off talking on the phone.)

MONICA: I have been trying to get everything ready and can’t do it because you stole the planner.
PHOEBE: I’m sorry you just kept going look at it! I’m so organized! Yay!
MONICA: What!?!?
RACHEL: You do bitch about your system a lot.
MONICA: It’s very important!

(Joey walks over.)

JOEY: That was some agent.
PHOEBE: Congratulations! What she want?
JOEY: I think I might be moving to Californa.

(They all stand there.)

FADE OUT TO BLACK.

EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS
JRA3209


CLOSING CREDITS
INT. PHOEBE AND MIKE’S APARTMENT – LATER –
Monica and Phoebe are in her apartment.

MONICA: So where is it?
PHOEBE: Over there.
MONICA: So is there anything else you’ve taken?
PHOEBE: Monica I don’t steal!
MONICA: phOEBE?
PHOEBE: I’ll try to stop.
MONICA: Alright so it’s in here?
PHOEBE: Under that dinosaur of Ross’s.
MONICA: Why do you have one of Ross’s dinosaurs?
PHOEBE: It’s not really Ross’s it was from his museum.
MONICA: Oh. That makes it more okay. (Picks up a wet clipboard with water all over it.) PHOEBE!!
PHOEBE: I’m sorry you know..my mom’s dead!
MONICA: Phoebe this is my system for the new house!
PHOEBE: You sound just like Ross!
MONICA: I do not!
PHOEBE: Your right! you sound more like your mother!
MONICA: Phoebe! You sound like your Mo-
PHOEBE: Monica!
MONICA: Pore more water on it.
PHOEBE: Really?
MONICA: Yeah go ahead.
PHOEBE: Yay!
END.

[Dutch Boy]

I think it's realy good

Did it take you a lot of time writing it?
Are you gonna do more?

[LivinLaarge]

that was good

[Friends-Lover]

Yeh, that looks good. Must have taken ages though.