Favorite lines from the "Classic 39"

[The Great One]

What are some of your favorite lines from the "Classic 39?"

For me it would be:


From "Funny Money":

Norton: "Oh Ralph, it's me, Norton. Want me to put the car in the garage?"

Ralph: "Just fill it with gas and point it toward Mexico."



From "A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

The part where Ralph discovers his shirt's been burned where it says
"Hurricanes" and he asks Norton if that's his idea of a joke.

Norton: "No, that's my idea of a burn".



From "Brother Ralph":

The part where Alice reminds Ralph that his $62.00 a week salary doesn't go very far and Ralph tells her to keep her voice down because he doesn't want his salary to "leak out".

Alice: "Your salary couldn't drip out."



From "The Man From Space":

Alice: "A twelve-year-old girl's knees are supposed to show."

Ralph: "Not any twelve-year-old girl that's married to me."



From "Ralph Kramden Inc.":

While Ralph is eating a peanut butter sandwich Norton asks if it's the crunchy kind.

Ralph: "Yes, it's the crunchy kind, and I can prove it to you. When this jar hits your head, you'll hear a crunch!"



From "A Dog's Life":

When Ralph asks Norton: "Did you ever see a picture of me when I weighed 165 pounds?"

Norton: "No, Ralph, I never did see any of your baby pictures."



From "Please Leave The Premises":

The part where Alice asks Ralph to arrange the silverware, because he has
"fingers" in his gloves.

Ralph: "How would you like some fingers in your nose?"



From "Alice And The Blonde":

At the end of the episode where Alice says: "I call you 'killer' because you slay me."

Ralph: "And I'm callin' Bellevue 'cause you're nuts!"

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I have a lot but the ones that come to mind are-

"The Deciding Vote"
Ralph- "'I've seen some hypocrites in my day but he is the hippiest critic I have ever seen."

"Oh My Aching Back"
The part where Norton is trying to read Ralphs temperature but can't see the line so he uses his cig lighter.

Ralph- What's my temperature Norton? What's my temperature!
Norton- A hundred & eleven. <--Wasn't so much the line but the way he said it..I love when he does that whiney voice.

"Dial J For Janitor"
Ralph hadn't fixed Norton's pipes-Norton walks in making some strange noise, Ralph gets all worried asking if there's any thing he can get him.

Norton- Water, water I need water!

[Bill S.]

Originally Posted by The Great One

From "Alice And The Blonde":

At the end of the episode where Alice says: "I call you 'killer' because you slay me."

Ralph: "And I'm callin' Bellevue 'cause you're nuts!"

LOL, that one gets me every time. Alice's "buried trea-sure" line is another good one, her sarcastic come backs are the best. One that I saw most recently that always gives me a good laugh is Ralph's line in "Brother Ralph," when he says: "I'm going in the bedroom now, but if I hear that typewriter stop, I'm COMING out."

[The Great One]

Excellent choices everyone!!! Very hilarious stuff! If you're ever having a bad day just watch one of these episodes and it will cheer you up. Honeymooners comedy is the best medicine.

[W.B.]

A few "cherce" lines, besides those already mentioned:

- From "Something Fishy":
Ralph: Mr. President, Brother Kramden . . . Brother Norton is a nut!

- From "A Dog's Life":
Ralph: (to Mr. Marshall, after explaining Alice's mother couldn't cook like her) Her mother-in-law's a nice lady and everything, but anything she'd cook, I wouldn't give it to a dog!

- From "Dial 'J' for Janitor":
Ralph: (to Norton, after discovering the problem with his water) Look, you asked me to give you water this morning, I'm gonna give you water this morning. And there's more way to skin a cat.

[The Great One]

Originally Posted by W.B.

A few "cherce" lines, besides those already mentioned:

- From "Something Fishy":
Ralph: Mr. President, Brother Kramden . . . Brother Norton is a nut!

I forgot about this one. Very funny!!!