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FRANKENSTEIN DRAG QUEENS - The Caboose: Garner, NC 4/26/96 (RARE Early Show) - 35 min. (A-)

"ALYAS BATMAN en ROBIN" - This is great! It's 35% in English, 65% in Filipino, 100% hysterical. Batman, Robin, Wonder Woman, Joker, Penguin, and a dancing midget dressed like Spiderman. A Kid who reads too many Joker comics teams with his uncle to go on a crime spree as a real life Joker & Penguin (they do a great musical number "We Steal" sung to Little Richard's "Lucille"). In response two guys who are crazy into Batman and Robin, decide to change their car into the Batmobile, get in shape and become Batman and Robin (they train to a song called "Oh My GOD, It's Batman and Robin" sung to the Beach Boys' "Surfin' Safari"). This is just so bizarre, it's too violent for kids (people actually get shot) it's just...odd. You can't go wrong with this one. (B+)

ASYLUM - VIDEO PSYCHOTHERAPHY 2 episodes of a public access horror show-hosted by a Charlie McCarthy puppet-GREAT FUN!)- 60 min. Episode #1 (B-/C+) Episode #2 (C-)

ASYLUM - VIDEO PSYCHOTHERAPHY - 2 NEW episodes - Clean the Boot/ You Love the Sickness - 60 min. (A)

CRAPTASTIC RAP CLAPTRAP Volume 1 - Holy ****!!!!! You need this, people, you really, really do! See the WORST attempts at local hip hop stars trying to hit it big with their public Access appearances. Words cannot do justice to the mind numbing insanity on display here as every cliche of the game is trotted out and plopped into a monotone pap right in yo face! "You got the Flava? I got the Flava! You got the Flava? I Got the Flava! Who got the Flava? You got the Flava? I GOT THE FLAVA!!!!!!" For fans of STAIRWAY TO STARDOM and its ilk. OVER 2 hours! Also included some crazy elderly black man teaching us all how to line dance! Get this from us before everyone else grabs it and it becomes a much copied classick! - 120 + min. (A)

DISNEYLAND - The Haunted Mansion Special (1969) featuring the Osmonds and a young Kurt Russel - 50 min. (A-)

ED WOOD Tribute - NIGHT OF THE FOOLS (2004)- Biographical Fantasy - Filmmaker Ace Fronton presents his loving homage to Ed Wood and PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE. SEE all of your favorite Ed Wood characters brought to life through the magic of motion pictures! ED! BELA! VAMPIRA! CRISWELL! TOR! SPEND the night with the Plan 9 gang! You have never seen a movie like this! NIGHT OF THE FOOLS won the coveted "Ed Wood Spirit Award" at the 2004 Script2Screen fest in Tulsa Oklahoma! A full-length feature film on DVD complete with original theatrical trailer! - 60 min. (A)

GHOUL-A-GO-GO - More epsiodes of the cable TV classic - 90 min. (A)

HORROR HOST - THE BEST OF SCREAMING YELLOW THEATER: VOL 1 - Amazing raw footage of the original SVENGOOLIE Jerry Bishop is amazing. Tons of energy. Has a psychotic,zombie,hippy thing going. Chicago, IL - 90 min. (A-)

HORROR HOST - THE BEST OF SCREAMING YELLOW THEATER: VOL 2 - This is amazing footage of the original SVENGOOLIE in the 70's. You even get to see a pre Welcome Back Kotter Gabe Kaplin hamming it up on the show - 120 min. (A-)

MC5 * A True Testimonial (2004)

HELL HOUSE (2001) Hell House is a documentary about Dallas’ Pentecostal Trinity Church and the controversial haunted house that it puts on each Halloween. In depicting a gay man dying of AIDS and cursing God for it, a girl who attends a rave and has only herself to blame when she is raped, and a teenage school shooter all being dragged off to hell for their sins, the church hopes to make the 12,000 attendees each year see the light. - 85 min. (A)