Smurftractor Awards: Official Nominations/Info Thread - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

EmoJoe · 11-13-2006, 08:03 PM

Ok, so we're going to be starting the long-awaited Smurftractor Awards this month, and it's going to carry over into next. This is thread thread where you nominate choices for all categories (NO voting). In order for a nomination to go on the ballot, the choice has to be at least seconded.

As for voting, that'll probably take place in a few weeks. The votes will be PMed to me and will be due on a date (not yet announced). The awards show probably isn't going to happen until late December/early January. I'll volunteer to CO-WRITE the awards, [s]but i need other people to help...so PM me/tell me on MSN if you're interested.[/s]. The position is now FILLED. You snooze, you lose

As for nomination guidlines: You don't have to nessacarily pick things that happened on SO (like, for the writing award, you can pick an episode of AI: TS from GSS, or for best moment, it can be an MSN/AIM moment). I'm also still open to any other categories you think should be added. You can have more then 1 nomination for a category, but don't make it too extreme, like, don't nominate EVERYONE for nicest member -_-.

Ok...and the categories are:

Best New Member

Best Duo

Biggest Obsession

Funniest Member

Nicest Member

Most Fun Member

Most Creative Member

Best Parody

Best Piece of Writing

Best Moment

Best Username (Non-Smurftractor)

Best Thread Title

Best Board Invasion (nominate the ones you had the most fun with)

Best Non-Chat Thread

Best Sound/Video Clip

Best Avatar

Best Picture/Graphic

The Hall of Fame Award: (already in: Roby, TJ, Chad, TF, Jack, Pavandabal, Crystal, Katie)

robyrob · 11-13-2006, 08:19 PM

what is that Hall of fame list based on? - cuz if its a carry-over from the HD board, you are missing a few...

anyways there hasn't been too many NEW members, so I'll go ahead and nominominate TOOTIE!

EmoJoe · 11-13-2006, 08:34 PM

as for MY nominations...

Best New Member
Karen, Jeremy, Courtnee, HoHo

Best Duo
Chad/TF, TF/Joe, Joe/Jack, Lynn/Jackie

Biggest Obsession
Chad: Hilary Duff, Lynn: Asians, Joe: MadTV, Ashlee: TC, Joe: WTB

Funniest Member
Chad, TF, Jack, Ashlee, Roby

Nicest Member
Karen, Roby, Lauren

Most Fun Member
Lynn, Jackie, TF, Chad

Most Creative Member
Jack, TF, Chad

Best Parody
Jack: "Inflatable" (parody of "You're Beautiful"), Laguna Biotch

Best Piece of Writing
AI: TS Happy Days Episode, AI: TS Hawaii Episode, Ashlee's AI Stories

Best Moment
The reunion, Easter Party with Lynn's Return, Meeting HoHo for the first time (aka the prank on her)

Best Username (Non-Smurftractor)
Catcus Jack, EmoJoe, The Girl Next Door, Dorky W00tage

Best Thread Title
Karen: Two Gay Cowboys Running Through a Soda Fountain
ill add more later.

Best Board Invasion (nominate the ones you had the most fun with)
King of Queens, Gilligan's Island, Chico and the Man

Best Non-Chat Thread
TF and Karen's Wedding, TF and Kellie's Wedding, Any of the KoQ invasion threads

Best Sound/Video Clip
TF/Lynn: The Rap, Joe: Simple Plan, HoHo: Singing clip, Travis: Singing clip

Best Avatar
TF: Roseanne av, Chad: Hilary eating sandwich, Lynn: Blinking Chris pic (with Taylor popping up)

Best Picture/Graphic

, the Homo dance, O RLY

The Hall of Fame Award: (already in: TJ, Chad, TF, Jack, Pavandabal, Crystal): Joe, Lynn, Jackie, Karen

EmoJoe · 11-13-2006, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robyrob

what is that Hall of fame list based on? - cuz if its a carry-over from the HD board, you are missing a few...

anyways there hasn't been too many NEW members, so I'll go ahead and nominominate TOOTIE!

yeah the Hall of Fame is based on the '05 HD Board Awards, so do you know what ones are missing?

Cactus Jack · 11-13-2006, 08:41 PM

Best New Member
HoHo,Courtnee,Jeremy,Kee-Ron

Best Duo
Joe and TF

Biggest Obsession
Me, Joe and TF-McPickler, HoHo ,Me ,Joe,TF,Lynn,Kee-Ron-American Idol TF and Lynn-Pistons/Basketball Joe-MadTV Chad-Hilary Duff, TF-"Word around the campfire is" Me-How Bizarre Chad annd TF-Life With Derek Me- Pauly Shore ( in 2005 ) Me-FREAKS AND GEEKS

Funniest Member
Roby, TF,Chad

Nicest Member
Joe,,Kee-Ron,me

Most Fun Member
Roby,TF

Most Creative Member
TF,Chad,Roby

Best Parody
In Da Backseat Version 2
Inflatable
Hell'va Belcher!l
Halloween
Blind Date
Walkin' the Plank Tonight
Laguna Bi-otch
Not Insane

Best Piece of Writing
Hawaii, 50s, Kellie's Birthday, AFROMENTIONED PERFORMANCE THONG POOL PARTY,eps of AI TS

Best Moment
Jack comes up with Afromentioned Performance Thongs Why cnat we do it all in teh same therad, Meeting hoHo,DAM GURL U THICK AZ HELL TONITE-LOL

Best Username (Non-Smurftractor)
Cactus Jack,ThundershearF, JoeR

Best Thread Title
DAM THEM TEXAS SMURFTRAKTORZ ARE THICK AZ HELL TONITE LOLZ!!!-Roby

Kevin Covais says: IT'S CALLED SODA, NOT POP-Joe

Attachment(s) The Texas Smurftractors Present: Kellei and the Jolly Asian's Azn House of Fried Rice -Joe

OGDENBORF'S Castle-Chad

Best Board Invasion [/b](nominate the ones you had the most fun with)
KING OF QUEENS, Gilligan;s Island

[b]

Best Non-Chat Thread
Wedding thread for Kee-Ron and TF

Best Sound/Video Clip
ROBOT DANCE,TF and Lynn's rap, Joe's bacon rant, HoHo's SINGING,

Best Avatar
TF: Roseanne av, Chad:Hilary and her sandwich,Joe ,TF,me: MCPICKLER!
Best Picture/Graphic
Homo dance,Travis magazine cover,

The Hall of Fame Award: (already in: TJ, Chad, TF, Jack, Pavandabal, Crystal)
Kee-Ron

Courtnee · 11-13-2006, 08:54 PM

Best New Member
None. n00bs sux
Best Duo
Joe and Jack
Biggest Obsession
Me with Jon Heder/BJA, Chad with Hillary Duff
Funniest Member
TF, Chad, Ashlee
Nicest Member
Karen
Most Fun Member
Ashlee
Most Creative Member
me, lynn, and karen
Best Parody
I like Jacks songs.
Best Piece of Writing
really, there are too many.
Best Moment
Soda vs pop debate DAM GURL U THICK AZ HELL TONITE-LOL

Best Username (Non-Smurftractor)
EmoJoe
Best Thread Title
Two Gay Cowboys Running Through a SODA Fountain, DAM THEM TEXAS SMURFTRAKTORZ ARE THICK AZ HELL TONITE LOLZ!!!-Roby
Best Board Invasion (nominate the ones you had the most fun with)

Best Non-Chat Thread
"I have the oppurtunity of a LIFETIME!!1" Wedding thread for Kee-Ron and TF
Best Sound/Video Clip
my "Jesus loves the little muffins" clip. Priceless.
Best Avatar
Me

Best Picture/Graphic
all of karens, lynns, and my blends.

The Hall of Fame Award: (already in: TJ, Chad, TF, Jack, Pavandabal, Crystal)
Roby

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 11-13-2006, 09:27 PM

Best New Member: Sexy McFlaughterpants

Best Duo: your mother and borat

Biggest Obsession: gay sex

Funniest Member: Roby

Nicest Member: Oprah

Most Fun Member: Roby

Most Creative Member: Bill Clinton

Best Parody: amish paradise

Best Piece of Writing: my essay in English I got a 95 on

Best Moment:

Best Username (Non-Smurftractor): mine

Best Thread Title: Archie Bunker's Filaful Funhouse

Best Board Invasion (nominate the ones you had the most fun with): life

Best Non-Chat Thread: solomon's

Best Sound/Video Clip: travis singing

Best Avatar: mine

Best Picture/Graphic: Billboard Dad

The Hall of Fame Award: (already in: TJ, Chad, TF, Jack, Pavandabal, Crystal) me

robyrob · 11-13-2006, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe®

yeah the Hall of Fame is based on the '05 HD Board Awards, so do you know what ones are missing?

the Hall of Fame inductees went like this:

TJ
Chad and TF
Pavanbadal, Jack Wilson
Crystal, Katie and Roby

***for this years HoF, I wouuld like to nominate efd, ashlee and - dare I say it - Joe (don't embarass us now either man)

Chad22 · 11-13-2006, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robyrob

***for this years HoF, I wouuld like to nominate efd, ashlee and - dare I say it - Joe (don't embarass us now either man)

Good choices. I second those and also nominate MG, Ravey, DA HOME GUY, Lucas, and Kelsey.

And Thanksgiving 2006 for best moment, because it WILL be.

EmoJoe · 11-13-2006, 10:24 PM

we still need writing volunteers...ANYONE?

KristinHerreraFan · 11-13-2006, 10:27 PM

f@#$ you all for not putting me under biggest obsession, look at my avatar and you'll know what I'm talking about...ASHLEE NOT A WORD!

EmoJoe · 11-13-2006, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe®

we still need writing volunteers...ANYONE?

nevermind, the position is no longer open.

Stormtracker TF · 11-13-2006, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe®

we still need writing volunteers...ANYONE?

.

EmoJoe · 11-13-2006, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThundershearF

.

you told me on MSN

now NOMINATE

Stormtracker TF · 11-14-2006, 12:43 AM

Best New Member
Karen, Courtnee, Stephanie, Jeremy

Best Duo
Joe/Stephanie (Hoho), Roby/Robyn, (Not sure if that was after the last awards show or not, but I always thought that was a funny "duo" of sorts)

Biggest Obsession
Chad, Hilary Duff. Jackie, Black Women. Joe C, Who's The Boss. Stephanie, Three's Company. Ashlee, Three's Company. Lynn, Asian People.

Funniest Member
Roby

Nicest Member
Roby, Lauren, Davey, Karen

Most Fun Member
Chad, Jackie, Joe C.

Best Moment
I think Thanksgiving will be the best moment, so I'm gonna pitch in a vote for that since it will have taken place by the time these awards are given out. Also, the night we made Steph think we were random people from Joe's school.

Best Username (Non-Smurftractor)
The Girl Next Door, Cactus Jack, Quantum Knight

Best Board Invasion
Gilligan's Island, The Return to That's so Raven.

Best Non-Chat Thread
"Is SCRAPPLE the nastiest thing anyone could ever eat for Breakfast???????"

Best Sound/Video Clip
Video: Karen, "Joe Is A Loser"
Sound: Joe C - "Untitled", Stephanie's Clip, Joe C talking about Bacon, Mr. C - "I Don't See Where That's Funny".

Best Avatar
Jeremy, Downtown Atlanta(?) Chad, Hilary Eating a Sandwhich. Lynn, Pistons Starting Five. Roby, Man Choking.

The Hall of Fame Award
I'm going to second EFD, Ashlee, Lynn, Jackie, Kelsey, Lucas, and DA HOME GUY.

I know there were some categories I didnt nominate for, but that was intentional. I'll have to think more about that later on.

11-13-2006, 08:03 PM	#1
EmoJoe Cool cool cool Forum Addict Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 71,478	Smurftractor Awards: Official Nominations/Info Thread Ok, so we're going to be starting the long-awaited Smurftractor Awards this month, and it's going to carry over into next. This is thread thread where you nominate choices for all categories (NO voting). In order for a nomination to go on the ballot, the choice has to be at least seconded. As for voting, that'll probably take place in a few weeks. The votes will be PMed to me and will be due on a date (not yet announced). The awards show probably isn't going to happen until late December/early January. I'll volunteer to CO-WRITE the awards, [s]but i need other people to help...so PM me/tell me on MSN if you're interested.[/s]. The position is now FILLED. You snooze, you lose As for nomination guidlines: You don't have to nessacarily pick things that happened on SO (like, for the writing award, you can pick an episode of AI: TS from GSS, or for best moment, it can be an MSN/AIM moment). I'm also still open to any other categories you think should be added. You can have more then 1 nomination for a category, but don't make it too extreme, like, don't nominate EVERYONE for nicest member -_-. Ok...and the categories are: Best New Member Best Duo Biggest Obsession Funniest Member Nicest Member Most Fun Member Most Creative Member Best Parody Best Piece of Writing Best Moment Best Username (Non-Smurftractor) Best Thread Title Best Board Invasion (nominate the ones you had the most fun with) Best Non-Chat Thread Best Sound/Video Clip Best Avatar Best Picture/Graphic The Hall of Fame Award: (already in: Roby, TJ, Chad, TF, Jack, Pavandabal, Crystal, Katie)
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11-13-2006, 08:19 PM	#2
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11-13-2006, 08:34 PM	#3
EmoJoe Cool cool cool Forum Addict Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 71,478	as for MY nominations... Best New Member Karen, Jeremy, Courtnee, HoHo Best Duo Chad/TF, TF/Joe, Joe/Jack, Lynn/Jackie Biggest Obsession Chad: Hilary Duff, Lynn: Asians, Joe: MadTV, Ashlee: TC, Joe: WTB Funniest Member Chad, TF, Jack, Ashlee, Roby Nicest Member Karen, Roby, Lauren Most Fun Member Lynn, Jackie, TF, Chad Most Creative Member Jack, TF, Chad Best Parody Jack: "Inflatable" (parody of "You're Beautiful"), Laguna Biotch Best Piece of Writing AI: TS Happy Days Episode, AI: TS Hawaii Episode, Ashlee's AI Stories Best Moment The reunion, Easter Party with Lynn's Return, Meeting HoHo for the first time (aka the prank on her) Best Username (Non-Smurftractor) Catcus Jack, EmoJoe, The Girl Next Door, Dorky W00tage Best Thread Title Karen: Two Gay Cowboys Running Through a Soda Fountain ill add more later. Best Board Invasion (nominate the ones you had the most fun with) King of Queens, Gilligan's Island, Chico and the Man Best Non-Chat Thread TF and Karen's Wedding, TF and Kellie's Wedding, Any of the KoQ invasion threads Best Sound/Video Clip TF/Lynn: The Rap, Joe: Simple Plan, HoHo: Singing clip, Travis: Singing clip Best Avatar TF: Roseanne av, Chad: Hilary eating sandwich, Lynn: Blinking Chris pic (with Taylor popping up) Best Picture/Graphic , the Homo dance, O RLY The Hall of Fame Award: (already in: TJ, Chad, TF, Jack, Pavandabal, Crystal): Joe, Lynn, Jackie, Karen
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11-13-2006, 08:41 PM	#5
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	Best New Member HoHo,Courtnee,Jeremy,Kee-Ron Best Duo Joe and TF Biggest Obsession Me, Joe and TF-McPickler, HoHo ,Me ,Joe,TF,Lynn,Kee-Ron-American Idol TF and Lynn-Pistons/Basketball Joe-MadTV Chad-Hilary Duff, TF-"Word around the campfire is" Me-How Bizarre Chad annd TF-Life With Derek Me- Pauly Shore ( in 2005 ) Me-FREAKS AND GEEKS Funniest Member Roby, TF,Chad Nicest Member Joe,,Kee-Ron,me Most Fun Member Roby,TF Most Creative Member TF,Chad,Roby Best Parody In Da Backseat Version 2 Inflatable Hell'va Belcher!l Halloween Blind Date Walkin' the Plank Tonight Laguna Bi-otch Not Insane Best Piece of Writing Hawaii, 50s, Kellie's Birthday, AFROMENTIONED PERFORMANCE THONG POOL PARTY,eps of AI TS Best Moment Jack comes up with Afromentioned Performance Thongs Why cnat we do it all in teh same therad, Meeting hoHo,DAM GURL U THICK AZ HELL TONITE-LOL Best Username (Non-Smurftractor) Cactus Jack,ThundershearF, JoeR Best Thread Title DAM THEM TEXAS SMURFTRAKTORZ ARE THICK AZ HELL TONITE LOLZ!!!-Roby Kevin Covais says: IT'S CALLED SODA, NOT POP-Joe Attachment(s) The Texas Smurftractors Present: Kellei and the Jolly Asian's Azn House of Fried Rice -Joe OGDENBORF'S Castle-Chad Best Board Invasion [/b](nominate the ones you had the most fun with) KING OF QUEENS, Gilligan;s Island [b] Best Non-Chat Thread Wedding thread for Kee-Ron and TF Best Sound/Video Clip ROBOT DANCE,TF and Lynn's rap, Joe's bacon rant, HoHo's SINGING, Best Avatar TF: Roseanne av, Chad:Hilary and her sandwich,Joe ,TF,me: MCPICKLER! Best Picture/Graphic Homo dance,Travis magazine cover, The Hall of Fame Award: (already in: TJ, Chad, TF, Jack, Pavandabal, Crystal) Kee-Ron
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11-13-2006, 08:54 PM	#6
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11-13-2006, 09:27 PM	#7
Pleasant Tomorrow Member Forum Addict Join Date: Feb 19, 2003 Location: New York Posts: 69,525	Best New Member: Sexy McFlaughterpants Best Duo: your mother and borat Biggest Obsession: gay sex Funniest Member: Roby Nicest Member: Oprah Most Fun Member: Roby Most Creative Member: Bill Clinton Best Parody: amish paradise Best Piece of Writing: my essay in English I got a 95 on Best Moment: Best Username (Non-Smurftractor): mine Best Thread Title: Archie Bunker's Filaful Funhouse Best Board Invasion (nominate the ones you had the most fun with): life Best Non-Chat Thread: solomon's Best Sound/Video Clip: travis singing Best Avatar: mine Best Picture/Graphic: Billboard Dad The Hall of Fame Award: (already in: TJ, Chad, TF, Jack, Pavandabal, Crystal) me
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11-13-2006, 10:24 PM	#10
EmoJoe Cool cool cool Forum Addict Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 71,478	we still need writing volunteers...ANYONE?

11-13-2006, 10:27 PM	#11
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11-14-2006, 12:43 AM	#15
Stormtracker TF Happy Easter! Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: Jul 19, 2002 Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 102,598	Best New Member Karen, Courtnee, Stephanie, Jeremy Best Duo Joe/Stephanie (Hoho), Roby/Robyn, (Not sure if that was after the last awards show or not, but I always thought that was a funny "duo" of sorts) Biggest Obsession Chad, Hilary Duff. Jackie, Black Women. Joe C, Who's The Boss. Stephanie, Three's Company. Ashlee, Three's Company. Lynn, Asian People. Funniest Member Roby Nicest Member Roby, Lauren, Davey, Karen Most Fun Member Chad, Jackie, Joe C. Best Moment I think Thanksgiving will be the best moment, so I'm gonna pitch in a vote for that since it will have taken place by the time these awards are given out. Also, the night we made Steph think we were random people from Joe's school. Best Username (Non-Smurftractor) The Girl Next Door, Cactus Jack, Quantum Knight Best Board Invasion Gilligan's Island, The Return to That's so Raven. Best Non-Chat Thread "Is SCRAPPLE the nastiest thing anyone could ever eat for Breakfast???????" Best Sound/Video Clip Video: Karen, "Joe Is A Loser" Sound: Joe C - "Untitled", Stephanie's Clip, Joe C talking about Bacon, Mr. C - "I Don't See Where That's Funny". Best Avatar Jeremy, Downtown Atlanta(?) Chad, Hilary Eating a Sandwhich. Lynn, Pistons Starting Five. Roby, Man Choking. The Hall of Fame Award I'm going to second EFD, Ashlee, Lynn, Jackie, Kelsey, Lucas, and DA HOME GUY. I know there were some categories I didnt nominate for, but that was intentional. I'll have to think more about that later on.