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Warm & Fuzzy · 11-27-2001, 08:16 PM

What is the worst thing you can do to a 5 year old?

Penny Lane · 11-27-2001, 09:00 PM

Tell him that there is no Santa Claus!

But that would be cruel and unusual punishment! Please don't do that!

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Kay Scarpetta · 11-27-2001, 09:02 PM

Tell him there is no Santa OR Easter Bunny. LOL.

*evilness grin*

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Adele · 11-27-2001, 09:07 PM

Tie them up, threaten to beat them with a crowbar, lock them in a closet, make them watch your tapings of the local news and tell them their parents are NEVER coming home.....I wouldn't try that though. It's a little too graphic.

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Ags2000 · 11-27-2001, 09:17 PM

At Easter time, spread some cotton balls around with some ketchup on them. Make sure the dog makes a comotion during the night. The next morning when they wake up they find this and think that the dog attacked the Easter Bunny. (My brother did this to me)

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folfan01 · 11-27-2001, 09:17 PM

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adele said-
make them watch your tapings of the local news and tell them their parents are NEVER coming home

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Gal: Hi. What's your name?
Kevin: Kevin. Kevin Arnold.
Gal: Hi Kevin Kevin Arnold!

(after steph drove joey's car in the kitchen)
Joey: AHHHHHHH! Is this my punishment for not refilling the ice tray?!
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Wassup
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See ya! *leaves*

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Beruche · 11-28-2001, 12:29 AM

Lock them in a dark closet and tell them that there are "Monsters" in there that like to eat little kids.I wouldn't really do that though.

Truth · 11-28-2001, 01:50 AM

Force them to watch an episode of Friends...... No wait that would be too mean.....

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11-28-2001, 02:32 AM

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Originally posted by JWillhight:
Force them to watch an episode of Friends...... No wait that would be too mean.....

11-28-2001, 02:35 AM

Jo's the bomb,, do you have a particular 5 year old in mind who irritates you?

Kay Scarpetta · 11-28-2001, 08:11 AM

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Originally posted by FOL & DS fan 4ever:
Jo's the bomb,, do you have a particular 5 year old in mind who irritates you?

No but I have a particular 8 year old who annoys the hell out of me- called a sister. I am soooooo using that dog/Easter Bunny idea. Now all I need is a dog!

Ags2000 · 11-28-2001, 10:44 AM

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Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever:
No but I have a particular 8 year old who annoys the hell out of me- called a sister. I am soooooo using that dog/Easter Bunny idea. Now all I need is a dog!

Be prewarned, my brother got into MAJOR trouble for doing that to me. He was grounded for a LONG time.

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Kay Scarpetta · 11-28-2001, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by Ags2000:

Be prewarned, my brother got into MAJOR trouble for doing that to me. He was grounded for a LONG time.

Yeah I doubt I can do it 'cuz between now and March I won't be getting a dog lol. But I'm already in enough trouble with my parents, and this would probably put the frostine on the cake. So, I guess I'll stay clear of pranks. For now..*evilness grin*

Ags2000 · 11-28-2001, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever:
Yeah I doubt I can do it 'cuz between now and March I won't be getting a dog lol. But I'm already in enough trouble with my parents, and this would probably put the frostine on the cake. So, I guess I'll stay clear of pranks. For now..*evilness grin*

LOL

LOL

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DarleneIllyria · 11-28-2001, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by JWillhight:
Force them to watch an episode of Friends...... No wait that would be too mean.....

roflmao! so true, so true!

11-27-2001, 08:16 PM	#1
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11-27-2001, 09:00 PM	#2
Penny Lane Butter Pie Forum Icon Join Date: Jul 03, 2001 Location: Beneath the blue suburban skies Posts: 51,261	Tell him that there is no Santa Claus! But that would be cruel and unusual punishment! Please don't do that! ------------------ Cupcake [This message has been edited by NEWHART FAN (edited 11-27-2001).]

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Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	Tell him there is no Santa OR Easter Bunny. LOL. evilness grin ------------------ °·.¤-Blair Warner-¤.·° I lerb Lisa Whelchel! LERB is me and Morganne's word lol. Blair: Well, you don't see me getting all upset when people tell me how gorgeous I am! Watch out for the Scary Pie man Dana he is gonna come get you! Check out my site about the bestest most awesomeness person in the world: The Beautiful, Wonderful, Talented, Exquisite... Lisa Whelchel

11-27-2001, 09:07 PM	#4
Adele Member Forum Regular Join Date: May 02, 2001 Posts: 634	Tie them up, threaten to beat them with a crowbar, lock them in a closet, make them watch your tapings of the local news and tell them their parents are NEVER coming home.....I wouldn't try that though. It's a little too graphic. [This message has been edited by Adele (edited 11-27-2001).]

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Ags2000 Red 2/13/90 -1/5/06 Forum Veteran Join Date: May 02, 2001 Location: Candyland Posts: 5,544	At Easter time, spread some cotton balls around with some ketchup on them. Make sure the dog makes a comotion during the night. The next morning when they wake up they find this and think that the dog attacked the Easter Bunny. (My brother did this to me) D

11-28-2001, 12:29 AM	#7
Beruche Chicago Senior Member Join Date: Aug 27, 2001 Location: In anti land singing the lala song Posts: 2,613	Lock them in a dark closet and tell them that there are "Monsters" in there that like to eat little kids.I wouldn't really do that though.

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Truth •°·Alien Believer·°• Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 15, 2001 Posts: 3,463	Force them to watch an episode of Friends...... No wait that would be too mean..... ------------------ Results of the World Sitcom Awards, And it has the poll for the Best Sitcom of all time! Vote now!