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ChickOnHockeySkates185 · 11-28-2001, 04:58 PM

what is like a list of things we have learned from sitcoms and other tv shows over the years?

for example:

All tomboys in shows have a name that can also be a boys name, and some how by the end of the series that are not as "rough" (Sam on "Whos the Boss, Al on "Step bY Step" and Jo on Facts of Life")

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Max Whittaker · 11-28-2001, 05:08 PM

Everthing I need to know about life I learned from Star Trek and Facts of Life.

Chocoholic · 11-28-2001, 05:44 PM

All problems can be solved in half an hour.

No one ever knocks on the door. They just enter.

All you have to do to open a gift box is take the lid off the top of the box.

You can drink all the coffee you want and you won't get stomachaches or any other side effects of too much caffeine.

15 year-olds look at least 25.

A family will have at least one smart-aleck kid and/or one spoiled brat.

DarleneIllyria · 11-28-2001, 05:48 PM

When you think the worst has already happened, be prepared the worst is flying towards you right now.

When you have a set of handcuffs do not cuff them around you and another person. Most cases show that the key gets lost and you know what that means......

vienna waits · 11-28-2001, 06:05 PM

It only takes a few weeks for a baby to get older ...even years lol

Max Whittaker · 11-28-2001, 06:10 PM

In sitcom/tv life, everything is always so much funnier than it is in real life. Have you noticed that?

ChickOnHockeySkates185 · 11-28-2001, 06:25 PM

the girls and guys even if they are losers get boyfriends and girlfriends*i hate that*

if u are one of 7 have a prist for a father and a dog named happy then everything bad will happen too you, and you will have very screwed up lives

folfan01 · 11-28-2001, 07:09 PM

Gawd I have learned sooo much...

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§*°~¤~°*$arah Joanne Polniaczek*°~¤~°*§
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Gal: Hi. What's your name?
Kevin: Kevin. Kevin Arnold.
Gal: Hi Kevin Kevin Arnold!

(after steph drove joey's car in the kitchen)
Joey: AHHHHHHH! Is this my punishment for not refilling the ice tray?!
~~*~*~*~*~*~~
Wassup
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See ya! *leaves*

Kay Scarpetta · 11-28-2001, 08:32 PM

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Originally posted by ChickOnHockeySkates185:
if u are one of 7 have a prist for a father and a dog named happy then everything bad will happen too you, and you will have very screwed up lives

LOL, 7th Heaven... I feel bad for those kids. I truly do. Especially Sam and David. WELL Anyways, I learned that..eh.. I don't know what I learned. I'll post it later.

dawsongirl · 11-29-2001, 01:00 AM

That if you want your way, just annoy everybody until they give you what you want. (Husbands give in a lot)

Bootsy Whoosh · 11-29-2001, 01:14 AM

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Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever:
LOL, 7th Heaven... I feel bad for those kids. I truly do.

So do I! That show is so ridiculous. It's sometimes good for a laugh though. The show blows my mind so much sometimes that it sometimes has that "accident on the side of the road" effect on me. Sometimes I just have to watch! The mind boggles!

Anyway, I have learned not to purchase my shoes from the supermarket.

11-28-2001, 04:58 PM	#1
ChickOnHockeySkates185 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 05, 2001 Location: MA Posts: 311	things we learn from tv... what is like a list of things we have learned from sitcoms and other tv shows over the years? for example: All tomboys in shows have a name that can also be a boys name, and some how by the end of the series that are not as "rough" (Sam on "Whos the Boss, Al on "Step bY Step" and Jo on Facts of Life") ------------------ -Queen Keightee Nancy McKeon of the T-Shirts, Tony Sopranos, Big Toes, Pencils, Paper plates, and Chocolate Eclairs. 5 Queens, 1 Goddess and a message board. One Code: Hell Raising ~~!!~~~~!!~~~~ -keightee!

11-28-2001, 05:08 PM	#2
Max Whittaker I want Serenity back Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 30, 2001 Posts: 6,180	Everthing I need to know about life I learned from Star Trek and Facts of Life.

11-28-2001, 05:44 PM	#3
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	All problems can be solved in half an hour. No one ever knocks on the door. They just enter. All you have to do to open a gift box is take the lid off the top of the box. You can drink all the coffee you want and you won't get stomachaches or any other side effects of too much caffeine. 15 year-olds look at least 25. A family will have at least one smart-aleck kid and/or one spoiled brat.

11-28-2001, 05:48 PM	#4
DarleneIllyria Gone Forum Star Join Date: Oct 15, 2000 Posts: 19,086	When you think the worst has already happened, be prepared the worst is flying towards you right now. When you have a set of handcuffs do not cuff them around you and another person. Most cases show that the key gets lost and you know what that means......

11-28-2001, 06:05 PM	#5
vienna waits avatars are stupid. Forum Superstar Join Date: May 18, 2001 Location: Ravenclaw Common Room Posts: 29,859	It only takes a few weeks for a baby to get older ...even years lol

11-28-2001, 06:10 PM	#6
Max Whittaker I want Serenity back Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 30, 2001 Posts: 6,180	In sitcom/tv life, everything is always so much funnier than it is in real life. Have you noticed that?

11-28-2001, 06:25 PM	#7
ChickOnHockeySkates185 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 05, 2001 Location: MA Posts: 311	the girls and guys even if they are losers get boyfriends and girlfriendsi hate that if u are one of 7 have a prist for a father and a dog named happy then everything bad will happen too you, and you will have very screwed up lives

11-28-2001, 07:09 PM	#8
folfan01 ¤Goddess¤ Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 24, 2001 Location: U§A Posts: 597	Gawd I have learned sooo much... ------------------ ~~~~~~~~ §°~¤~°$arah Joanne Polniaczek°~¤~°§* ~~~~~~~~ Gal: Hi. What's your name? Kevin: Kevin. Kevin Arnold. Gal: Hi Kevin Kevin Arnold! (after steph drove joey's car in the kitchen) Joey: AHHHHHHH! Is this my punishment for not refilling the ice tray?! ~~~~~~~~ Wassup ~~~~~~~~ See ya! leaves*

11-29-2001, 01:00 AM	#10
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,128	That if you want your way, just annoy everybody until they give you what you want. (Husbands give in a lot)